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re: Is Joe Burrow a Simp?

Posted on 5/3/26 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by TwoDatBait
Northshore, LA
Member since Jul 2011
6580 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 5:49 pm to
And you've definitely had one in your arse...
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2847 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 5:51 pm to
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"Above average"
This is technically true and the best you're getting from me!
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
70284 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 5:56 pm to
I'm for recruiting any ghey as long as they are this "above average".

Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
2318 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 6:08 pm to
Burrow is a strange guy, yet continues to land very attractive women. I’m sure he didn’t give a shite about whatever the hell pansexual crap she claims when she was willing to lay down with him.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
26932 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 6:14 pm to
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I can not fathom how men are the submissive in a relationship.


I guess you're just the bitch in yours.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4410 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 7:00 pm to
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Joe has definitely had a penis in his mouth before.


I seem to recall he had Saban's dick in a vice in 2019.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4659 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 7:02 pm to
I thought that a pansexual is somebody that likes to have sex with bread.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2041 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 7:31 pm to
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Imagine white knighting this hard for some dude of questionable sexual preference just because he was an above average QB at your school of choice.


I mean, actually I don’t ever think of this dude(outside of looking back on a great season)much less look up what he’s wearing. Maybe you’re the weirdo for worrying about what another man wears, just because he destroyed your school of choice.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
44319 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 7:33 pm to
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TigerScorpion


You’re taking this hard.
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2300 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 7:36 pm to
Great football player but his choice of clothing is terrible.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2041 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 7:38 pm to
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You’re taking this hard.


Just like you take your dicks, homo.
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2847 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:03 pm to
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Maybe you’re the weirdo for worrying about what another man wears
Feel free to link to where this happened.
Posted by PabloSmash
Kane-Tuck-Eeee
Member since Sep 2018
274 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:07 pm to
So you not only agree he’s a simp, you also are a simp
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2041 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:41 pm to
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Feel free to link to where this happened.


There’s no need to link anything. Here you are, on a post about the clothing and behaviors of a professional football player, falsely stating that someone is “white knighting.” Fact is, homeboy, gay or not, bent Aggie over with no lube. That’s why you’re butthurt. Pun intended.
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2300 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2847 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 9:02 pm to
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There’s no need to link anything. Here you are, on a post about the clothing and behaviors of a professional football player, falsely stating that someone is “white knighting.” Fact is, homeboy, gay or not, bent Aggie over with no lube. That’s why you’re butthurt. Pun intended.
This you?

Posted by LSUBALLER
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
21555 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 9:08 pm to
Says the little bitch. Your boyfriend def cocks you out!
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23263 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:01 pm to
LSU fans are becoming unhinged in this thread.
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