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Is Joe Burrow a Simp?

Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:43 am
Posted by WildcatMike
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:43 am
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:47 am to
Generally, fricking one of your employees is frowned upon.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:50 am to
I miss the days when we called people figs, dykes, and switch hitters.

Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:50 am to
All I heard was bisexual..I am sure that is what Burrow heard and "hell yea, ffm threesomes are involved"

as for the pan nonsense..there are only 2 fricking genders so pan is a woke way of saying Bi.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 11:53 am
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:59 am to
Joe has definitely had a penis in his mouth before.

That’s why LSU fans relate to him.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 11:59 am
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:00 pm to
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Joe has dredinitely had a penis in his mouth
I don't think he dreaded it.
Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Generally, fricking one of your employees is frowned upon.


But what about when an employee fricks the boss as in this case?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:24 pm to
Based on that photo, if she's bisexual it looks like she gets both in Joe.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:33 pm to
So "pansexual" is really just a fancy term for "I'll frick anything."
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:41 pm to
Hey..if a female looks that good I will dress anyway she wants. Want to look like a lumberjack today? No issue, want me in a suit and tie? Okay...just wear a sungress and you get whatever you want.
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:44 pm to
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Hey..if a female looks that good I will dress anyway she wants


Yikes. I can not fathom how men are the submissive in a relationship.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 12:58 pm to
What are we discussing here?

I'm sort of a Libertarian minded guy. I don't really care what your kink might be just as long as I don't have to hear about it.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:04 pm to
quote:


But what about when an employee fricks the boss as in this case?
Ask JP Morgan's HR department.

Allegedly.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:05 pm to
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I can not fathom how men are the submissive in a relationship.
He's played behind a dogshit OL in Cinci so long he cannot remember how to be dominant.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Is Joe Burrow a Simp?


He’s a woke gay liberal.
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2539 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:22 pm to
Butt, can he spin a leather butt plug
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:27 pm to
Weird for going to the Kentucky derby with his smoking hot assistant? Y'all need to get a life
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23255 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:40 pm to
It is clear that Joe wears the panties in the relationship.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:06 pm to
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Joe has definitely had a penis in his mouth before.


I know you get off thinking about that. Based on your obsession with LSU, I'd say you want some TD in your mouth.
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