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re: Max Johnson named the starter

Posted by Pimphand on 8/24/26 at 10:29 am to
It's a shame he couldn't hack it under Belichick because it would have been nice if he could have bagged a 4th P4 coach
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Wild this dude is still playing


Seems like just yesterday he was doing this drill with Dameyune Craig in College Station in preparation to lose to App State the next month. #timeflies

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Edit: That was his Junior season so now he's on Senior year 4.0
On offense?

O-Line

On defense?

Linebacker

Coaching?

Still pretty sure Sark cannot be head coach and call an offense worth a shite simultaneously
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Texas vs Auburn


Uhh we got to play Soph & Jr Bo Jackson and won both games. They are 2-0 since then against us and those are just the games I remember.

The least SEC matchup is Mississippi State vs Vanderbilt

Not sure how this was hard to figure out lol

re: 5750 days

Posted by Pimphand on 8/23/26 at 1:07 pm to
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TAMU lost several years of opportunities.


That was their choice....

They lost the last game after they had chosen then they got to sit with it for 13 years.

They then lost the revenge game at home.

They had a year to sit with that and came to Austin 11-0 and ready to go to Atlanta for the first time ever.

Every time they aggy'd it up.

re: 5750 days

Posted by Pimphand on 8/23/26 at 10:21 am to
This is lame AF

1/1/1940 was 31,646 days ago

May 10, 1853 — 31,646 days before January 1, 1940.

Things that are closer to A&M's last national championship than we are today...

Kansas-Nebraska Act



The Gadsden Purchase



We are less than 70 days from them entering the Millard Fillmore presidency who famously was the last president from the Whig party.

PS: aggy you just need to get 17 more years in then February 23 to March 6, 1836 will enter the arena and we can yell remember the alamo!
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Keep digging that hole frickstick


Aww daddy's little girl is upset! You are about as intimidating as an angry male figure skater
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Georgia fans are mad they haven’t played at Kyle yet


Every Georgia fan I've met in the airport is happy about us being here and why wouldn't they be at this point? :rotflmao:
The only reason you are butt hurt about this is because I was over the target but it's ok baw.

Trust me there are probably 0 fans from Georgia, Florida, and Alabama that would choose y'all over us and that's just the truth.

Tenner, LSU, & Auburn prefer y'all to be sure :rotflmao:
We did warn y'all that they are some bizarro freakazoids.

At least now they are a communal problem rather than just our problem so I guess that is progress.
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Do you really think this will end after that game?


Absolutely not I just want it to drop to a 20-33% cadence :rotflmao:
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The Aggies who perform exterior maintenance on my property do an excellent job


Those goofus freakazoids are not our most hated rival. They suck too fricking bad to really hate
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Texican crying “look at me”. LOL


Nope I give zero fricks about attention just sick of the stupid cripple slapfight.
And also check the roll call....

No Ole Miss posters just the fart huffing LSU posters getting butt hurt per usual.
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I'm pretty sure we'll see it.


If the queen had balls she'd be the king
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We're gonna frick you in Death Valley this year.


4 more weeks of this bull shite?

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Why do you hate trash?


You figs will beat your rancid flaccid micromeat as many times as you can as you sing zydeco kumbaya at each other it's weird AF brah