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re: I can't believe Lane broke out "The Claw" during the first practice period

Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4116 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:36 pm to
All I can say to this strange thread is he who has never scratched his butt cast the first stone.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2369 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Maybe the gerbil was trying to escape.


Now, Elizabeth have you been buttchugging rodents? I feel like every time you bring up one of these deviances, it was your actual experience. I hope your uncle got what he deserved.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25296 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 9:37 pm to
They just released the original photo without editing.

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25296 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:55 pm to
This Kiffin gerbil thing is gaining steam on X. I don’t even want to consider what happened to poor Juice.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7721 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 11:13 pm to
Like a crippled old man who scratches his legs that turned to dust 50 years ago, Laney still feels Saban rightfully chewing his arse on the regular.

RMFT

This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 2:02 am
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
5068 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 12:57 am to
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Its usually later in practice when he starts checking his booty


Which tree were you hilding in when you took that shot? You people are pathetic.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
41107 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:11 am to
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
22116 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:27 am to
Nothing brings a team together like a little cup'n share from the head coach.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
5149 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:30 am to
I figured LSU would be so good with Lane that they didn't even need to practice.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15609 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:48 am to
Bro that is creepy as hell.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28919 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:51 am to
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Is this something you found or did you watch an entire practice video and pause it here?



My analysis of the metadata suggests that the OP has a premium subscription to middleagedbuttscratchers.xxx.
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 8:53 am
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9976 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:39 am to
I admire some people's commitment to turning this board into TMZ for dudes.

Has Kiffin bought a house yet? How about a new yoga studio? These are the things that I really want to know.
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 9:41 am
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7331 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 10:16 am to
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The obsession is absolutely insane.


Ohhhhhh sweet, sweet summer childe

PedanticTiger
Posted by That LSU Guy
The boys are back in town.
Member since Jul 2008
16070 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Mo Debumly
We also get lots of alters...
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7331 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 2:11 pm to
Don't make me suck your dick, buddy
Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
643 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 5:01 pm to
Hey, I am (obviously) no longer a Lane fan, but even I down voted this one.
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3195 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 5:05 pm to
Baw’s checkin dat swampass
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
273 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

We also get lots of alters...

Most probably are not alters. You're just so stupid you have no other rebuttal.

"OMG! LANE SCRATCHED HIS arse!"

You pathetic SOBs.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72991 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:30 pm to
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"OMG! LANE SCRATCHED HIS arse!"

You pathetic SOBs.


I agree, the rival fanbases here have completely jumped the shark.
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4740 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 11:04 pm to
No this is much weirder than that honestly.
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