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re: "Georgia isn't man enough to beat Alabama" - Pat Dye (2002)
Posted on 5/16/11 at 9:28 pm to deaux68
Posted on 5/16/11 at 9:28 pm to deaux68
You can't spell Citrus without UT. Spurrier on UToof and the Citrus Bowl.
RE: Auburn and Library fire. Something about coloring books...I can't remember exactly.
RE: Auburn and Library fire. Something about coloring books...I can't remember exactly.
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Posted on 5/16/11 at 9:35 pm to roadGator
"There was some misinformation on ESPN and I think it's imperative that I straighten it out. I am the head coach at LSU. I will be the head coach at LSU. I have no interest in talking to anybody else. I've got a championship game to play, and I am excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it. That's really all I'd like to say. It was unfortunate that I had to address my team with this information this morning. With that being done, I think we'd be ready to play. There will be no questions for me. I represent me in this issue. Please ask me after. I'm busy. Thank you very much. Have a great day."
We can rip Les Miles a lot for his strange words but this was entertaining and awesome.
We can rip Les Miles a lot for his strange words but this was entertaining and awesome.
This post was edited on 5/16/11 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 5/16/11 at 9:42 pm to tiger perry
quote:Les Miles is a quote machine. "Watching film is like reading a book. I don't read books but if I did, it would be like watching film" or something like that
Spurrier was the best ever for a good quote.
Posted on 5/16/11 at 9:51 pm to Noplacelikehome
That was an awesome quote by Les.
Posted on 5/16/11 at 10:49 pm to Govt Tide
"I called that play brutha" - giggity
Posted on 5/16/11 at 10:55 pm to MaroonNation
"It's third down and so long, you will need surveying equipment to see how much is needed for a first down." Jack Cristil 
That man was funny.
That man was funny. 
Posted on 5/17/11 at 12:39 am to RebelNutt48
Ja'Juan Story interview:
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
This post was edited on 5/17/11 at 3:21 am
Posted on 5/17/11 at 6:59 am to audodger
da Barn's Kenny Irons
"I play right water"
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[/Q: What is your best talent outside of football?
A: “Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.”
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Great interview...
"I play right water"
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[/Q: What is your best talent outside of football?
A: “Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.”
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Great interview...
This post was edited on 5/17/11 at 7:02 am
Posted on 5/17/11 at 7:22 am to Papa Purple and Gold
The infamous Joe Kines halftime interview going into the locker room. I can't quote the whole thing because I couldn't understand most of what he was saying. Only thing I remember is:
"Gotta stop that inside trap!!"
"Gotta stop that inside trap!!"
Posted on 5/17/11 at 7:42 am to boddagetta
"Welcome to the LSU Invitational."
- one of the opposing coaches in a press conference at the CWS in the 90's.
- one of the opposing coaches in a press conference at the CWS in the 90's.
Posted on 5/17/11 at 8:24 am to Stadium Rat
Cant believe this one is not here.
Kiffin on Jeffery
he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina.
Kiffin on Jeffery
he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina.
Posted on 5/17/11 at 8:27 am to LanierSpots
Spurrier chuckling after a game last year and saying that the other team fancied themselves a passing team - go figure, or something like that.
Posted on 5/17/11 at 8:34 am to Thracken13
The Sonic drive of the game will be my drive home to Tupelo Ms - Jack Cristil
Posted on 5/17/11 at 8:35 am to Thracken13
Spurrier taking a jab at the UGA DC when he said something about how they must not see a whole lot of some basic running play in the NFL.
Posted on 5/17/11 at 8:40 am to Thracken13
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Too many 3rds and longs. That's just not our game.
HDN was always good for a laugh. My deepest sympathies to Ole Miss.
Posted on 5/17/11 at 9:05 am to deaux68
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I don't remember what LB it was in the Goaline Stand that told Penn State's QB that they had better pass.
Marty Lyons (when asked how close the football was to the goal line) "About six inches; you better pass!"
Bill Curry (maybe not exctly right) "You dont have to motivate a kid to play for Alabama"
Pat Dye, when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama: "About sixty minutes."
Shug Jordan: "David was a forty point underdog to goliath."
Bear Bryant: "I dont want to be be remembered as anything but a winner, cause I aint never been nothing but a winner."
Bear Bryant (when asked how close Penn State came to scoring): "Bill, about the length of your tallywhacker!"
Eli Gold: "And the Roses in this grand old stadium are once again crimson!"
Kieth JAckson (with Bob Griese)- Keith:"George Teague is after him and runs him down!" Bob: "Takes the ball from him." Kieth: "Takes the ball away from him! Tegue's got the ball!"
Posted on 5/17/11 at 9:05 am to UtahHawg
John Forney: "And here comes the Vols being lead onto the field by Smokey their blue tick coon hound."
Doug Layton: "Yeah and if I had my .270, I'd drop his arse."
My favorite football related quote of all time.
Dye has plenty of good ones.
"You know they say hind sight is 50-50"
"I was on the practice field today and saw the boys practicing in shorts and let me tell you, I like what I saw." (might have exact wording off on that one but its still priceless)
Auburn's former President in a speech about Alabama "..we are coming for your children."
Doug Layton: "Yeah and if I had my .270, I'd drop his arse."
My favorite football related quote of all time.
Dye has plenty of good ones.
"You know they say hind sight is 50-50"
"I was on the practice field today and saw the boys practicing in shorts and let me tell you, I like what I saw." (might have exact wording off on that one but its still priceless)
Auburn's former President in a speech about Alabama "..we are coming for your children."
Posted on 5/17/11 at 9:13 am to ThaKaptin
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Doug Layton: "Yeah and if I had my .270, I'd drop his arse."
My favorite football related quote of all time
I thought it was Jerry Duncan.
Posted on 5/17/11 at 9:27 am to secfan123
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Changes in history usually occur after some kind of catastrophic event
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It may be 9/11, which sort of changed the spirit of America relative to catastrophic events.
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Pearl Harbor kind of got us ready for World War II, and that was a catastrophic event.
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Aight, it was senior day, and it was all relative to the process of senior day, his parents were there, aight, this had nothing to do with the score, aight
Posted on 5/17/11 at 9:54 am to Vince
Ju'Juan Story - "well, that's what it is. I doodoo and listen to Katy Perry."
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