boddagetta

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I do not have any children of my own

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What say we just keep it that way, huh? Please don't contaminate the gene pool.

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Would you go stand naked in the mist from a cooling tower at a refinery? That’s about what you’re risking by having an unfiltered shower head.

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You're gd right I would.

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Barners, I repsect yall as a fanbase, program, and university. Y'alls campus is one of the nicer ones (especailly compared to The Dumpster/Ole Miss).

Your engineering programs are phenomenal, especially the Aerospace one. People don't know it, but Auburn is the place to be if you study economics, with the Von Mises Institute in town, way superior than the Chicago School, but unfortunately less known.

Growing up in the panhandle, I encounter many fanbases, and Auburn was one of the laid back and chill ones, unlike the human garbage FSU and LSU fans, or stuck up like the Bama fans.

I respect y'all taking it on the chin in 2004 instead of throwing a multi-year toddler tantrum like FSU, although you dipshits choking in 2013 led to years of having to listen to Nole trailer trash beat their chests (in-between beating their wives).

I will Sankey would let Auburn-UF play more often in Football, it is ridiculous that Florida has played A&M and Mizzou more than our geographically closest opponent, Auburn, in the last 20 years.

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All that being said, I hope you massively shite the bed in the Final Four and The Gators cruise to an easy victory!

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I knew a guy that got the marital home in the divorce. A couple of weeks after the divorce was finalized, he took their son out of town for the weekend to a football game. Ex-wife knew he would be gone all weekend with their son. When he returned home on Sunday afternoon, ex-wife refused to meet him at the house and wanted him to bring their son to her mom's house. After he got home, opened the door, the smell of gasoline about knocked him down.

He had left the kitchen window unlocked as a safety net in case he locked himself out of the house, as he typically did when the ex still lived there. She knew it was unlocked & went in while he was gone then proceeded to pour gasoline in multiple rooms of the home. Guy called the cops and fire department. Cops could find no signs of forcible entry, no suspects, case still unsolved. Ex-wife got off scott free.

Unions

Drive it off a cliff

I don't see it happening but the melt would be fun to watch.

Bumping your own thread that no one initially responded to is beyond pathetic.

Suck it, Gump

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