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re: Colin Simmons Named National Defensive Player of the Week by 3 Awards Organizations

Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
10706 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:53 pm to



This post was edited on 9/30/26 at 4:55 pm
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
23848 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 7:09 pm to
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You were likely a boy once. And I know that many of y’all may have raised boys. Boys do dumbarse stuff. I’ve never needed to disagree with the scientific findings I have read that state that the male human brain does not fully mature until age 25 or so…


Keep on making excuses. Last time somebody did something like that it took a TD off the board, cost them the game, and the HC got fired the next day...
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
4421 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 7:18 pm to
So you’re saying what he did was ok as long as you win the game?
This is our society nowadays.
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
2270 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 7:48 pm to
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Think how many kids saw that is that the example you want your kids to follow…

Wow! Daddy, Did you see that!!! ... What's he doing, daddy?

Err. Going to the bathroom, son.

Why is going pee-pee outside, on the football man?

Cause that is a "BAD MOTHER F*CKER"" son! ... Oops ...

Remember that, son. Only 3 other guys in the history of college football have ever done that.


Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
5929 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 7:51 pm to
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National defensive awards organizations are not clutching their pearls about a little juvenile pee pee pantomime behavior, or pretending that college football is only played by choirboys…


R Kelly has entered the chat
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6955 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 1:22 pm to
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So you’re saying what he did was ok as long as you win the game?
This is our society nowadays.


Society has been this way for decades, you're just choosing what to remember.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
31171 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 1:24 pm to

FIVE days and y'all are still trying to smooth this embarrassment over!
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
4421 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:20 pm to
No it hasn’t! If you can’t see the decay in our society you just haven’t experienced it long enough.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6955 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:05 pm to
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No it hasn’t! If you can’t see the decay in our society you just haven’t experienced it long enough.


Randy Moss fake mooned a crown of people in 2005 after scoring a touchdown.

Baker in 2017 grabbed his nuts and started yelling vulgar things at Kansas sideline.

OBJ in 2017 was fake peeing like a dog.

Doug Baldwin in the 2015 Superbowl pretended to poop out the ball after scoring a touchdown.

This has been happening for decades.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4717 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:10 pm to
Mizzou had a quarterback 2 or 3 years ago that did the "dick flop" motion with his forearm.
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
3405 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
6734 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 4:19 pm to
This kind of pisses me off
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
2210 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:34 pm to
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Holly and Sark go way back


Thanks - that is the photo that I was looking for!
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
2210 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:40 pm to
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Wow! Daddy, Did you see that!!! ... What's he doing, daddy? Err. Going to the bathroom, son. Why is going pee-pee outside, on the football man? Cause that is a "BAD MOTHER F*CKER"" son! ... Oops ... Remember that, son. Only 3 other guys in the history of college football have ever done that.


Glad there is someone else on this board who thinks the world will not end following Simmons’ pee pee theatre…


Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
51833 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 10:31 pm to
Well that’s a pisser …
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26478 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 10:36 pm to
Seems ironic a poster going by the handle old school is fine with a player making a complete arse of himself and disgrace of his program on a national stage
Posted by PDXHorn
Portland Oregon
Member since Dec 2023
251 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 12:01 am to
Your dupid.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
2210 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 5:20 am to
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Seems ironic a poster going by the handle old school is fine with a player making a complete arse of himself and disgrace of his program on a national stage


Absolutely, the young man should not do this again. And I doubt if he does under Sark and CDC (who has come out strong against these shenanigans.)

But don’t act naive about the trash talk that actually goes on in the trenches. College football fans pay a lot of money to watch tough kids play a violent sport. Then y’all act “shocked” when a little of that reality spills out during a close and passionate football game.

Simmons didn’t murder anyone. I keep hearing stories of Georgia players driving cars fast as hell and acting like thugs. Y’all hypocrites should spend your time making sure that your own houses are clean.

If football is too rough and primal for you, maybe you should consider becoming a curling or croquet fan.

Time to move on…
Posted by Soonerd78
Member since Sep 2024
3651 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 6:08 am to
actually your own AD was disgusted nice try though bitch boy!
Posted by bigbopper
Houston
Member since Jul 2015
1246 posts
Posted on 10/2/26 at 8:45 am to
The biggest irony here is that the posters doing the most whining about the piss-ident wear LSU handles.

Moral outrage from Baton Rouge is hilarious. Your program and state are the embodiments of corruption and your coach is on the level of an 80s movie villain.
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