Old School Tex
| Favorite team: | Texas  |
| Location: | North Carolina |
| Biography: | Texas Law / MBA, born in Florida then grew up in Texas |
| Interests: | Hunting, fishing, whitewater kayaking, mountain biking |
| Occupation: | attorney |
| Number of Posts: | 1964 |
| Registered on: | 7/28/2021 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 12:56 pm to AGGIES
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No wonder they want to talk about yell leaders all the time… Band members are butt buddies
I have no defense for this photo, and think it is too old for AI…
Maybe one of my Longhorn colleagues can make some convincing arguments, ha…
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re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 12:49 pm to Wildcat1996
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Oof.
I have no idea where that photo originally came from, but it’s pretty unhelpful to our arguments, ha…
:lol:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 10:51 am to Capn_Bevo
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It's every bit as meaningful as the rivalry with Oklahoma. It's just very different. It feels more personal for sure.
Yes, we had aggies all over the small South Texas town where I grew up, including relatives, so I actually agree with you.
But I needed to defend the OP troll thesis that I started with, in order to complete a consistent thread essay, ha…
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 9:58 am to AggieArchitect2004
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Lol. “Shipley Ranches”. Y’all are the most pretend cowboys. Pathetic.
I have no idea what you mean…
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re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 9:19 am to Buster83
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They would be perfect in San Francisco as well.
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re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 9:12 am to Buster83
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Do you really think she has good fashion sense?
Yeah, I actually think these are great looks for Austin!
But this tent dress on y’all’s Coach Elko is actually pretty sad…
:lol:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 8:22 am to AGGIES
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It’s funny that y'all get so bothered by something that’s different from your experience.
Not bothered. The contrast between the tough cowboy rancher / military warrior image that y’all want to portray, and y’all’s milkmen cheerleaders (with their twirly, jazz hands cheer routines) that y’all share with the world on game time TV is just endlessly entertaining…
:lol:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 8:12 am to AGGIES
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I believe that’s sarcasm. Good for you. Because that euro fashion isn’t SEC.
So this outfit is better for the South, right? Sark’s wife can put him in a variety of different looks whenever needed…
:lol:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 8:01 am to Houag80
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If you are fond of peewee Herman. He often resembles a clown.
You do know I posted that photo of Sark for the laugh value, right?
:lol:
:cheers:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 6:56 am to Victor R Franko
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you know that joke book is a complete lie, correct? As everyone in Texas knows, there is only one aggy joke, the rest are true stories.
:lol:
:cheers:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 6:55 am to Wildcat1996
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Man. You are really killing it in this thread.
:lol:
Either you are being nice, or this is satire, but hey, OK…
:cheers:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 4:16 am to hookem33
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Posting and starting threads about them isn’t ignoring them genius.
Ummm, satire??
:dunno:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 4:13 am to Wildcat1996
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No collection of people on this planet has a more inflated view of its own self worth than tu fans. Absolutely friggin laughable
You’re right, “horn” should really be ashamed of ourselves, haha…
aggies’ huge egos are built on much firmer foundations…
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re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 4:03 am to Houag80
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His wife banged another player.
Man, who knows… What I do know for sure is that compared to the other SEC coaches (like Elko) who are ratty dressers (wearing whatever shite clothes are close and in reach when they stumble awake in the morning), Sark’s wife has transformed him into the best dressed coach in our conference, ha…
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/13/26 at 3:50 am to Tridentds
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Half our family are Longhorn fans. Uncle went there but he is only one in entire family. They live in Georgetown and are longtime season ticket holders. I like the rivalry. Thanksigiving and baseball is a hell of a lot of fun.
Yes, you get it. aggy vs Texas, Texas vs. OU, aggy vs OU are not actually threatening. Dumb T shirts emblazoned with an upside down Longhorn logo, or OU Sux bumper stickers are good bullshite, and exercises in creativity.
Mama bears let their bear cubs wrassle with each other (without actually letting them kill each other) as part of their baby bears’ necessary physical and intellectual development. Our collegiate rivalries are all part of the rowdy history and culture of both Texas and Oklahoma. And the rest of the SEC are either going to be bored with us or entertained…
:cheers:
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/12/26 at 4:54 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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Many of us have relatives that are t shirt longhorn fans. And they are the worst about stirring shite even when you are trying to have a nice family gathering.
Does that not go both ways? I have an aggy cousin who was most rabid, particularly in family gatherings years ago when we used to play y’all on Thanksgiving. My elder Longhorn cousin who cooked the food nearly threw him out of her house, ha…
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/12/26 at 4:50 pm to Crimson Wraith
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“Coach my dad, uncle, and grandpa are all Ole Miss graduates”
Sark’s comments toward Ole Miss were feistier than usual for him. He is usually pretty cordial with other schools.
Is there a deeper story here??
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/12/26 at 4:46 pm to Old Sarge
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So a former Utrans player can’t stop talking about big brother Aggie And then you start ANOTHER thread about big brother Aggie to add to the thousands since yall joined the SEC And Aggie is obsessed with who?
This Board was filled with Lane Kiffen drama, and needed some balance…
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/12/26 at 2:06 pm to hookem33
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why are so many of our fans, like you, so obsessed with everything they do and have to continuously post about them?
No, you’re missing the point. Like Shipley, I’m pretty much ignoring little brother aggy…
But if you are going to be upset, perhaps you should instead move to a more intellectually advanced thread…
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/12/26 at 1:59 pm to WG_Dawg
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Wow, this is even cringier. Posting shite from your misbehaved uncontrollable pre-food of a mascot from 8 years ago, not realizing you've toted 3 beatings from us since then.
This photo is all we’ve got vs Georgia in football recently, ha…
I’m sure that one of our ladies’ teams has beaten y’all recently though…
If one of our men’s teams stubs its toe, our ladies are gonna be there to keep our Director’s Cup score up…
re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted by Old School Tex on 5/12/26 at 1:50 pm to WG_Dawg
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I think referring to your school as "Longhorn" is cringey as hell.
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