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re: another bad experience in oxford part 1

Posted on 11/24/22 at 9:50 am to
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21655 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 9:50 am to
Dammit I never get in on a Mercer thread until later.
Posted by TennesseeSaturday
Chattanooga, Tn
Member since Jun 2014
649 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 10:13 am to
What fun story to read this morning.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
17955 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 10:39 am to
She rode on
Posted by Godawgs4
Member since Aug 2016
4776 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:12 pm to
You know it is a shame that some on here can’t appreciate satire and loose usage of the English language.
This was pure GOLD and I almost fell off the couch reading it.
Then I had to make up a cover story to the family about why I did fall out…:)
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 1:13 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96597 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:39 pm to
I’m anxiously waiting for part 2
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61069 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:51 pm to

Posted by MOS0311
Member since Sep 2022
1042 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 2:39 pm to
frick. Yes.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
4369 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 2:49 pm to
Big pussy, stinking pussy, any good pussy in Oxford?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:13 pm to
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Posted by Tigers of War
Ewor
Member since Aug 2013
1347 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:48 pm to
Hilarious. Had me rolling.
Posted by Steelboy84
Member since Sep 2021
855 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 6:53 pm to
Posted by MOJO_ERASER
Tulsa Oklahoma
Member since Jun 2017
5839 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:02 pm to
hooked on phonics worked for SaRGE
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30169 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:06 pm to
Ole Miss has Faulkner. LSU has John Kennedy Toole. Miss State has Mercerbear.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
74991 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:32 pm to
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Registered for no other reason than to upvote this.
Well, that's a good user name.
Posted by PantherCity
Member since Jul 2017
372 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:39 pm to
MercerBears is ments.

I'm convinced he's Fat Lenny or the Genova Sith Lord, one or the two. Order 66 and Golden Corral.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
74991 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:39 pm to
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i go down to the yard and see her eatin all my krystles tryin to act innocent with a pickles on her tittys but i didnt say shite cause i wanted some arse
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
39732 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 7:56 pm to
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harold and kumar didnt go to krystles for this and neither did i.

The man is a goddamn poet.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8609 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 8:03 pm to
Pretty sure I danced with Holly at the Billiards Club back in the day
Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
3183 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 8:32 pm to
Had similar story back in '94. I think her name was Wanda but peole kept calling her Wander. I dropped her off at the beer barn right off campus and left her. You might be dealing with her daughter or granddaughter.
Posted by flipper70538
Franklin
Member since May 2009
249 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 4:08 am to
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