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re: another bad experience in oxford part 1

Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35811 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:23 pm to
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It lifts my heart about the future of civilization to know that in a hundred years or so MercerBears' "Oxford Suite" will be required reading in high schools across the land.



Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35811 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:28 pm to
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Gman84

Imagine how cool that would be if OP spoke English.




who are you to wave your finger?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13534 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:39 pm to
This one might be his best work

The very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1255 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:40 pm to
OP of the month. 10/10 shite, keep it up baw
Posted by MGDawg
Member since Nov 2018
406 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:45 pm to
I can’t stop laughing
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48689 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
12998 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9157 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:46 pm to
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after long days work i hit chilis happy hr cause family atmosphere plus inclusive pricing



From your lips to our ears…you, sir are a wordsmith and a national treasure
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:47 pm to
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This one might be his best work


How the fk did I ever miss that one? Oh my
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90473 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:49 pm to
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The very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on


That one was great

I always love the “wtf this is terrible” posts too. As if the stories are real and the guy is really like that. It’s obviously a character which makes it creatively genius
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
12998 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

This one might be his best work


"the cock block mutumbo" gets me every time.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18159 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:04 pm to
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very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on

True stories from real people are the best.

The man says a lot, but not very often.

When he does, the people listen.

Take note Ranters. It's how greatness happens
Posted by PickupAutist
Member since Sep 2018
3022 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:06 pm to
I so want to be OP’s best friend
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33146 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:06 pm to
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frick yeah new MercerBears just dropped


By God,
Damn Mercer.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90473 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:11 pm to
His posts remind me of that “I got shite on my dick” voicemail recording from years ago
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90473 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:16 pm to
Finna dive into this bourbon and wait on the state basketball game to start

Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3937 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:20 pm to
English…do you speak it?
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1297 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

As if the stories are real and the guy is really like that. It’s obviously a character which makes it creatively genius




Posted by memsu
Member since Sep 2022
26 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:34 pm to
Please tell me you didn't attend MSU.

I'm gonna need some proof if you did.
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
2872 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:38 pm to
I read this shite in Karl Childers voice every time.
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