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SEC coaches ranked by who would win in a fist fight
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:42 am
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Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:45 am to hawgfaninc
Shoot? If Kirby fights like he is on the sidelines, you would never get a hit on him.
Pittman would have a heart-attack in 30 seconds of a fight.
Saban would probably be near the bottom simply because of size and age
Pittman would have a heart-attack in 30 seconds of a fight.
Saban would probably be near the bottom simply because of size and age
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:46 am to hawgfaninc
Its times like this that make we wish we hadnt fired Ed Orgeron. Ok, this is the only time.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:50 am to hawgfaninc
Heupel way too low. He would kick the shite out of Lane Kiffin in a fight. He may look like fat Batman, but he was a D-I athlete.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:58 am to hawgfaninc
Mark Stoops is way too high. Don’t get it he’s an old, short sorta chubby dude. Kirby definitely has that redneck aggression he’d be my pick
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:01 pm to hawgfaninc
Who’s Clark Lea lmao
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:10 pm to hawgfaninc
My money is on "tits".
He'd pull the "smother" move...
He'd pull the "smother" move...
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:18 pm to hawgfaninc
Beamer is in better shape than anyone else and would send them all home with a whooping.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:18 pm to Mulkey Man
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but he was a D-I athlete.
So was Kiffin. Kiffin's in much better shape too.
Doesn't necessarily mean anything.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:19 pm to hawgfaninc
Eli should be lower
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:19 pm to Mulkey Man
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Heupel way too low. He would kick the shite out of Lane Kiffin in a fight. He may look like fat Batman, but he was a D-I athlete.
Terrible take
Heupel's arteries are blocked with Cheeto dust
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Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:30 pm to hawgfaninc
I dont know man, Billy Napier looks like hes walked away victorious from a number of gas station parking lot fights
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:36 pm to hawgfaninc
Zach Arnett would probably win. Guy is a meathead
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:37 pm to hawgfaninc
Saban should be higher and Freeze higher.
Pittman seems like too nice of a guy to be much of a fighter.
Eli Maddow is in the right spot
Pittman seems like too nice of a guy to be much of a fighter.
Eli Maddow is in the right spot
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:43 pm to hawgfaninc
Nick Saban should be last. Sure when he was in his physical prime, he could have kicked some major arse just like his daughter. But the man is old and looks feeble.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:45 pm to hawgfaninc
Next year a new name will be atop this list
In a recent article Brent had this to say:
"In the summer after my freshman year," he said, "one of my mom's friends that I saw somewhere had mentioned to me that Jim hit my mom in front of some other people at a bar the night before. This was a Saturday evening, early evening, 5 or 6 o'clock. So I got into my buddy's car and we drove around until we found where Jim and my mom were, at a bar. I remember thinking that this was a moment that was way overdue. I remember telling myself in the car: ‘This is going to stop now. I'm big enough and old enough that I'm going to help my mom. I'm going to give her a way out.' I went into the bar and asked Jim if he put his hands on my mom. He said he did and asked me, ‘What are you going to do about it?’ So I beat him up in front of all his buddies. And that was pretty much the end of that relationship."
In a recent article Brent had this to say:
"In the summer after my freshman year," he said, "one of my mom's friends that I saw somewhere had mentioned to me that Jim hit my mom in front of some other people at a bar the night before. This was a Saturday evening, early evening, 5 or 6 o'clock. So I got into my buddy's car and we drove around until we found where Jim and my mom were, at a bar. I remember thinking that this was a moment that was way overdue. I remember telling myself in the car: ‘This is going to stop now. I'm big enough and old enough that I'm going to help my mom. I'm going to give her a way out.' I went into the bar and asked Jim if he put his hands on my mom. He said he did and asked me, ‘What are you going to do about it?’ So I beat him up in front of all his buddies. And that was pretty much the end of that relationship."
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:45 pm to bloupe2
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Who’s Clark Lea lmao
LOL. My thoughts exactly.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:46 pm to hawgfaninc
Zach Arnett would stand perfectly still as Sam Pittman had a fricking heart attack
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:46 pm to Afrojedi
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I dont know man, Billy Napier looks like hes walked away victorious from a number of gas station parking lot fights
If only SEC football and recruiting was the equivalent of a gas station parking lot fight.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:48 pm to hawgfaninc
Pittman would be outta breath in 15 seconds
Beamer is a homosexual. Depending on his pent up frustration, he could be either #1 or dead last
Beamer is a homosexual. Depending on his pent up frustration, he could be either #1 or dead last
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