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re: SEC coaches ranked by who would win in a fist fight

Posted on 5/5/23 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/5/23 at 9:06 pm to
I got Arnett at #1. He was a linebacker not too long ago.
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 9:41 pm to
Brian Kelly was a golden glove boxer
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 10:39 pm to
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Has anyone told him that he is supposed to fight at Sonic?




Sun Belt Conference has their own culture and traditions. Don't judge.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 10:41 pm to
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Too bad Muschamp isn’t still a HC.




I'd buy the PPV for Muschamp/Orgeron.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30264 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 10:43 pm to
Lane at #8 is a farce. That dude wouldn't fight and would be hitting on wives and daughters while their husbands fought.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105397 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 10:53 pm to
What the helm is a Clark Lea?
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19081 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 11:20 pm to
Some of you noobs don't realize who you're frickin' with.

Kirby Smart was an All-SEC safety who recorded 13 interceptions and was also Georgia's kick returner in 1995 averaging 22.1 yards per return.

Kirby has, is, and will kick your ever-lovin' @ss. Deal with it.


Posted by Captain Insano
Idk
Member since Jun 2012
961 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 12:47 am to
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Brian Kelly was a golden glove boxer

In which women’s self defense class?
Posted by Captain Insano
Idk
Member since Jun 2012
961 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 12:50 am to
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Kirby Smart was an All-SEC safety who recorded 13 interceptions and was also Georgia's kick returner in 1995 averaging 22.1 yards per return.

Almost 30 years ago. He’s a fatass now. He prob gets winded taking a shite.
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1302 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 1:57 am to
The list reads like lowest IQ to highest.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9163 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 7:54 am to
In my very scientific reasoning, because Kirby has the haircut of an 8 yr old Mormon boy, minus two points, therefore Arnett wins.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41196 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:19 am to
Kirby has a temper that makes Muschamp look like a Buddhist monk.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23879 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:27 am to


How nice of Uga to give him the same number as his IQ.....
Posted by JeffLebowski
Member since Feb 2015
1783 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:38 am to
I’m going to have to agree with this. Heupel is fat Thor. I bet he can still throw down more than just cheeseburgers.
Posted by UKat
Owensboro
Member since Aug 2010
812 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:42 am to
Pittman better land the knockout punch first as he wouldn't last long stamina wise with that weight he carries, he could almost titty slap the other coaches
Posted by UKat
Owensboro
Member since Aug 2010
812 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:45 am to
Chumlee would last about as long as Titman....both get winded and run out of wind quick
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5593 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 8:46 am to
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Pittman better land the knockout punch first as he wouldn't last long stamina wise with that weight he carries, he could almost titty slap the other coaches


There were legit jokes like this leading up to this great moment in sports history

Posted by Dexter22
Alabama
Member since Aug 2022
436 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:10 am to
Zach Arnett would win and it’s not even close.
Posted by MedDawg
Member since Dec 2009
4457 posts
Posted on 6/21/23 at 10:44 am to
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Zach Arnett would probably win. Guy is a meathead


Arnett was a first-team Academic All-American in college.
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