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re: SEC coaches ranked by who would win in a fist fight

Posted on 5/5/23 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
4749 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 1:31 pm to
This is the one time I miss Ed O as HC. You don't want to fight that baw.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Jim hit my mom in front of some other people at a bar the night before.

What do you tell your mom when she's got two black eyes?

Nothing, Jim already told her twice.

...at the bar.
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1183 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:13 pm to

Solid list. Woooo pig

Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
16277 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:14 pm to
I wonder if Pittman takes off his bra to fight.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14537 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:16 pm to
8. Lane Kiffin

Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68476 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:16 pm to
Freeze would get destroyed by everyone not named Eli Drinkwitz. Shane Beamer I feel like would be a wild man, punching, biting and head butting people.

Ed Orgeron would drink a 40 oz Red Bull, crush the can against his forehead, then rip his shirt off and go into a fit of rage, rip everyone on the list apart and frick their corpses if he was still a coach
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 2:19 pm
Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
2523 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Beamer is in better shape than anyone else and would send them all home with a whooping.



Beamer should be bottom 4. Doesn't matter if he's in good shape. He's a more fit Drinkwitz. 5'8 160.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68476 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

This is the one time I miss Ed O as HC. You don't want to fight that baw.
”Son, the day I can’t whoop a man’s arse is the day I don’t get out of bed”
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2402 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:28 pm to
Dawn Staley too low.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15456 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

gas station parking lot fights


Has anyone told him that he is supposed to fight at Sonic?
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Scatback1
Denham
Member since Dec 2021
750 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:46 pm to
Kim...
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3475 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Eli should be lower


I'm not so sure. He had a reputation of being the toughest fricker in his Accounting II class.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9626 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:00 pm to
Pittman likes him some ole cobeer.

Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
872 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:01 pm to
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but he was a D-I athlete


Heupel wasn't just there. He was second in Heisman voting while leading his team to the national championship. Anybody who thinks a few pounds have taken away his athleticism would be sadly mistaken.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51817 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:22 pm to
This is what Barrett is relegated to these days?
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17214 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Its times like this that make we wish we hadnt fired Ed Orgeron. Ok, this is the only time.


He is still contractually obligated to make at least one public appearance for LSU per year to keep getting his buyout money. Maybe this could fulfill that obligation
Posted by Furlong the Red
My Castle,TX
Member since Dec 2022
631 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Anybody who thinks a few pounds have taken away his athleticism


A few pounds?
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
2377 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:50 pm to
His name is Robert Paulson
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
5099 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 4:12 pm to
She'd kill 'em with her pimp cane
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17048 posts
Posted on 5/5/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Mark Stoops is way too high. Don’t get it he’s an old, short sorta chubby dude. Kirby definitely has that redneck aggression he’d be my pick

Stoops would frick that fat bitch Heupel up. Shut your whore mouth.
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