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re: SEC coaches ranked by who would win in a fist fight
Posted on 5/5/23 at 1:31 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 5/5/23 at 1:31 pm to hawgfaninc
This is the one time I miss Ed O as HC. You don't want to fight that baw.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 1:36 pm to OU Guy
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Jim hit my mom in front of some other people at a bar the night before.
What do you tell your mom when she's got two black eyes?
Nothing, Jim already told her twice.
...at the bar.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:14 pm to hawgfaninc
I wonder if Pittman takes off his bra to fight.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:16 pm to hawgfaninc
Freeze would get destroyed by everyone not named Eli Drinkwitz. Shane Beamer I feel like would be a wild man, punching, biting and head butting people.
Ed Orgeron would drink a 40 oz Red Bull, crush the can against his forehead, then rip his shirt off and go into a fit of rage, rip everyone on the list apart and frick their corpses if he was still a coach
Ed Orgeron would drink a 40 oz Red Bull, crush the can against his forehead, then rip his shirt off and go into a fit of rage, rip everyone on the list apart and frick their corpses if he was still a coach
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:19 pm to SOSFAN
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Beamer is in better shape than anyone else and would send them all home with a whooping.
Beamer should be bottom 4. Doesn't matter if he's in good shape. He's a more fit Drinkwitz. 5'8 160.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:20 pm to Jebadeb
quote:”Son, the day I can’t whoop a man’s arse is the day I don’t get out of bed”
This is the one time I miss Ed O as HC. You don't want to fight that baw.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:40 pm to Afrojedi
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gas station parking lot fights
Has anyone told him that he is supposed to fight at Sonic?
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 5/5/23 at 2:51 pm to weremoose
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Eli should be lower
I'm not so sure. He had a reputation of being the toughest fricker in his Accounting II class.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:00 pm to hawgfaninc
Pittman likes him some ole cobeer.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:01 pm to Mulkey Man
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but he was a D-I athlete
Heupel wasn't just there. He was second in Heisman voting while leading his team to the national championship. Anybody who thinks a few pounds have taken away his athleticism would be sadly mistaken.
but he was a D-I athlete
Heupel wasn't just there. He was second in Heisman voting while leading his team to the national championship. Anybody who thinks a few pounds have taken away his athleticism would be sadly mistaken.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:22 pm to hawgfaninc
This is what Barrett is relegated to these days?
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:30 pm to Basura Blanco
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Its times like this that make we wish we hadnt fired Ed Orgeron. Ok, this is the only time.
He is still contractually obligated to make at least one public appearance for LSU per year to keep getting his buyout money. Maybe this could fulfill that obligation
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:40 pm to BigScoreboard
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Anybody who thinks a few pounds have taken away his athleticism
A few pounds?
Posted on 5/5/23 at 3:50 pm to mpwilging
His name is Robert Paulson
Posted on 5/5/23 at 4:12 pm to el gato
She'd kill 'em with her pimp cane
Posted on 5/5/23 at 4:32 pm to GreatPumpkin
quote:Stoops would frick that fat bitch Heupel up. Shut your whore mouth.
Mark Stoops is way too high. Don’t get it he’s an old, short sorta chubby dude. Kirby definitely has that redneck aggression he’d be my pick
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