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You’re the one arguing that participation in a novelty jell-o shot competition at a bar is “desperation”. You’re making that point, not me.


The fans buying them in droves and the fans NOT buying them in droves are making the point. Tell me how the standings are not correlated. Just look at the dang board.
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And they’ve been knocked out of contention twice by Ole Miss. maybe yall should try to have fun some other way. Because you’re not seeing it on the field, especially against one of the desperate schools.


So I take it Ole Miss fans never had a day of fun from 1964 up through 2021? Is that how this works?
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And Auburn is at home with their dicks in their hands. And has zero national titles in baseball on top of it. So they’re forced to make dipshit posts on message boards.


Auburn has been to Omaha twice since 2018 and I’m proud to say the fans didn’t get gimmicked into the jello shot desperation like the desperate schools always do.
The standings:

7,911- West Virginia
2,088- Ole Miss
1,127- Troy
505- North Carolina
353- Texas
257- Georgia
224- Oklahoma
195- Alabama

Five schools have won more National Titles and Power Conference Titles in the big 3 sports in the past 40 years than they have fingers to count.

The other three get excited about trying to win a Jell-O shot contest.

Try to figure out which teams are in each group and then try to determine if the standings have any correlation.
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I think it’s safe to say. Auburn and Ole Miss have traded places


Oh really? Tell us when you win a national title (2010), play for two national titles in a four year period (2010. & 2013), and win seven SEC Titles in a 31-year period (1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010, 2013).
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Honorable mention: Auburn


Nice troll attempt. But despite suffering through 5 losing seasons, Auburn still ranked 14th nationally in total regular season viewership in 2025.

Since 2013, Auburn is 7th nationally in total regular season viewership behind only (1) Alabama, (2) Ohio State, (3) Michigan, (4) Georgia, (5) Notre Dame, and (6) LSU.
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Auburn hasnt had a winning season since 2020


No one is disputing the fact that since 2021 Auburn has been in our worst program slump since WW2. The difference is our program slump is 5 years and you’ve been in one for two decades.

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Auburn hasnt been ranked in the CFP top 10…


Dude. Tennessee has two Top 10 finishes in 24 seasons and zero finishes in the Top 5. You are not the person to be having this argument.
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The solution is simple: win more games and you get better game times


Tennessee is 2-46 against Final AP Top 10 opponents since 2008. I’m pretty sure if anyone needs to shut their mouth about their ability to win big games, it’s hillbilly Vol fans.
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barn's lack of prestige really hurt the gametime here.


I’m sure LSU coming off a loss to Houston in a bowl game didn’t help either.
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No one wants your opinion


I love how Ole Miss fans chime in on every thread now like they are a big dog.

*Literally zero national titles they didn’t retroactively award themselves.
*Zero SEC Titles in over 60 years

They hired one drama queen for a coach who’s never accomplished anything of significance who then left them for a rival. They are left now with a coaching novice for a head coach and they act like they are freaking Ohio State. Truly bizarre.
Agreed. Some matchups are just built for a night game. This is one of them.
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Holy cope. What does Jell-O shots in Omaha have to do with football lol.


Tennessee fan who’s too young to remember 1998 chimes in.

No football titles of any kind in almost 30 years.
Barely above .500 win% for 20+ years.
No basketball final fours ever.

Yes, Tennessee was also built for this jello shot thing.

I hate Alabama more than anyone, but there’s a reason they are in last place in this silly contest, and no it’s not because they are poor.
I feel like the Jell-O shot thing is something fans of schools who’ve rarely experienced any type of major athletic success get excited about.

Who the hell cares about Jell-O shots when you’ve experienced your team winning a football national title?

This thing was built for Ole Miss. Win a championship that revolves around partying.
Imagine what $1.45B could do for NIL.

It looks amazing, but that price tag is ridiculous.
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over the last three years


Now do since integration.
Interesting. A&M #1 in monkeypox cases.
On no. What happened? Y’all’s season over already?
No wonder the rest of the country hates RPI. Median RPI 2021-2026 (6 seasons):

1. Arkansas- 5.5
2. Vanderbilt- 8.5
3. Texas- 9.0
3. Tennessee- 9.0
5. North Carolina- 10.0
6. Ole Miss- 12.5
7. Florida- 13.0
8. Georgia- 15.5
8. Oregon St- 15.5
10. LSU- 16.0
11. Auburn- 17.5
12. Wake Forest- 18.5
13. Texas A&M- 19.5
14. Oklahoma St- 21.0
15. Southern Miss- 21.5
15. Alabama- 21.5
17. Oklahoma- 22.0
18. Florida St- 23.5
19. TCU- 25.0
19. Oregon- 25.0
19. East Carolina- 25.0
22. Miss St- 26.0
22. Clemson- 26.0
22. Virginia- 26.0

Kentucky comes in at #29.

That’s nine of the top 12 nationally… 12 of the Top 17.

The other leagues have no clue the gauntlet that is a 30-game SEC schedule.
War Eagle. Absolutely dominant all week.
Some of the matchups already leaking out.

Bama @ UNC
LSU vs Stanford (unsure of location)

Likely an official announcement of all matchups shortly with these leaking out this morning.
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Rice, Cal State Fullerton, Long Beach State, UC Irvine, Wichita state.. Lots of good programs that used to be regulars that probably won’t ever return to prominence.


Baseball has always been this way though… nothing new.

Northern Colorado went to the CWS 10 times between 1952 and 1974.

Maine went to the CWC 7 times between 1964 and 1986.

Small schools rise and have a great run that lasts a couple decades, and then they fall and their prominence is relegated to the history books.