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Auburn will not hire………..

Posted on 11/4/22 at 5:23 am
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20488 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 5:23 am
After the hire, we can see if the PTB hired someone from this list.
I’ll go first

Someone from India or China (eliminates billions of people)
A woman.
Any person under 30.

And Auburn will not hire Scot Loefler


Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18447 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 5:26 am to
Without southern power 5 experience.
Posted by auburnnyc94
Member since Nov 2017
9961 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 5:55 am to
We will not hire anyone born outside of the continental United States.
We will not hire anyone who has not coached before.
We will not hire Brian VanGorder
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 6:41 am to
Well shite..I finally finish perfecting my "VanGorder is back" stache, and you drop this insider bombshell.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
14174 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 6:41 am to
anyone we are expecting.

Real answers

Lane Kiffin
Jeff Grimes
This post was edited on 11/4/22 at 7:40 am
Posted by kung fu kenny
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2017
2101 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 6:42 am to
Eugene Chizik
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44991 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 6:54 am to
I'll take a break if it is Stoops.
Posted by AUWDE
Member since Oct 2013
3525 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 7:07 am to
Dan Mullen
Posted by auburnnyc94
Member since Nov 2017
9961 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 7:16 am to
I’ll also add
David Gibbs
Paul Rhoads
Ellis Johnson
Ted Roof

and

Hugh Freeze
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8943 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 7:43 am to
Anyone with the last name Bryant or Updyke.
Posted by AuburnTigers
9x National Champion
Member since Aug 2013
17432 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Auburn will not hire………..
the right man for the job.

Auburn is going to frick this up as usual imo
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14058 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 8:16 am to
Auburn will not hire...

A non-football Auburn alum
Anyone who played football at Bama
Tommy Tuberville
Terry Bowden

But they will hire someone who will make us scratch our heads and say "huh?"

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
-- Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson
Posted by NewbombII
Member since Nov 2014
5542 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 9:06 am to
Auburn will not hire....

Gus Malzahn.....................................again.
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
8346 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 11:16 am to
an inexperienced coach with an AD that's just been hired.
Posted by AUBTIG47
Ur mom's room
Member since Mar 2021
440 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 12:07 pm to
Danny Freeze
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 12:18 pm to
I can say with the utmost confidence that they will not hire Bryan Harsin
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20513 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 12:24 pm to
Eddie O
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12112 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 9:41 pm to
We will not hire a man of Latino decent
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4364 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 9:18 am to
Auburn will not hire Les Miles.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20488 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:49 am to
Auburn will not hire Urban Meyer, Luke Fickell, Ryan Day, Joe Whitt Jr, Bill O’Brien, Bill Belichek, Dan Quinn, Mario Cristobal, or Dan Lanning.
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