Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Your mom
Biography:1995 Auburn Grad
Interests:decorative towel folding
Occupation:Converting JP-8 into noise
Number of Posts:8991
Registered on:7/20/2010
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I'll be there, 3rd week in a row. I love pain.
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remember that Cohen specifically said that this was not a rebuilding job.


Remember that Cohen specifically is a moron.
My fam are season ticket holders since the 80's, upper deck scum. I renewed on my own this year.

If it wasn't for my kid being a freshman this year, I wouldn't have renewed. The entire experience has passed me by. Basically, a combination of me being in my 50's, Auburn sucking, NIL, free agency, and the fact that the Auburn gameday experience has eroded into some crappy extended lightshow, piped in dubbed BS music from a shite DJ. Add in the ridiculous traffic, trouble getting to your seats, wasteland of upper deck concessions, paid parking, paid tailgate... I'm definitely not the intended audience for this product. They're ruining what was great in Auburn and in college athletics.

re: Have we discussed Ruth here?

Posted by slacker130 on 9/17/26 at 8:17 am to
Ruth sucks, yes she's an Auburn caricature at this point, but I'm happy she finally was removed. Downtown is so much nicer when she's not screaming. Just because she was tolerated for so long, doesn't mean we have to hold her in some kind of Auburn protected status. It would be so much nicer for her not to return, and we can move this to the chapter of, " Remember that crazy lady Ruth?" Along with other Auburn lore.

re: Heading into town, needs recs

Posted by slacker130 on 9/17/26 at 8:05 am to
At USM game, there seemed to be more roped off areas where you couldn't park on the side of roads. I used to park free on Chewacla Dr off Thach. It will probably be available early.

re: Fla @ Aub Score Predictions

Posted by slacker130 on 9/15/26 at 11:07 am to
AU 23
uf 21

walk off FG FTW.
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pre-game cheerleader mic man routine


I was happy that he dropped the stupid "WEGL, WEGL, War Eagle!" cheer. Sorry, that's never been a cheer and I ain't starting any new BS cheers.
I've been the old man yelling at the weather for years. Game day in JHS needed no improvement. 1993 JHS was peak.
Even though you replaced the fuel lines, it still sounds like a fuel line or bulb.
AU 33
Gaylor 17

We stumble early and allow a TD, only to come back and score often. They try to make it respectable in the 4th, but only the jaded AU fans feel threatened.
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Quit letting him drive decent cars



He was in an '07 4Runner. He hit the BMW with temp tags still on it.
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They were built on the friendly model of your neighborhood agent that you could just walk in the door and talk to. And they would charge you a shite ton for that.

Those days are gone


Not gone for me. I see my agent nearly every week at the Mexican place and on occasion, he'll pick up my tab. He was my middle kid's softball coach when she was 5, she's 24 now and his wife was my son's 3K teacher, he's 19 now. Even if I could save a few $ a month, it's not worth it to me.

I'm $575 a month for 3 cars and a $1M umbrella. My kid did total a 4 runner and a new BMW X5 M60 a year and change ago.
*one note regarding the wardrobe in the clip-

Panties go on after the garters, otherwise you can't discard them, without losing the whole set up.
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Haven't been since the Georgia Dome


Georgia Dome > Mercedes Benz.
I had a roommate, same timeframe, walk on WR and an EE major. I saw him twice.

Air Fryer Recommendation

Posted by slacker130 on 8/27/26 at 11:35 am
I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on an air fryer. I'd like something that takes up minimal counter space. We're cooking for 2 people most of the time. And something that is not high end priced, in case the Mrs hates it and it gets religated to a closet somewhere, like the instapot. Whatcha got?

re: Something feels good

Posted by slacker130 on 8/26/26 at 12:28 pm to
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If you guys haven’t watched Golesh sit down with Chris Doering and Peter Burns of SECN for an hour then you have to go check it out.


I watched some. I like Golesh and saw him locally when he came to speak. I feel he could get us back to relevancy.

But, damn! During that interview, he couldn't string together 4 words without a "like" in there. Sometimes the "likes" were back to back, "like like." I bet there were 300+ likes thrown around. Burns started with the "likes" too! It was like listening to a football conversation with guys pretending to be 15 year old girls. I couldn't make it all the way through. I hate Doering from his time at UF, but he at least sounded like an adult.

Yes, I realize I'm ridiculous. I like Golesh, someone needs to teach him how to fish his pond and I'm going to just listen to short sound bites going forward.
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About $260 million cash


Would buy a $259 million yacht, then drop the last $1M on mega million tickets so I could win and buy fuel for the yacht.
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There is good and bad here.


Just think if we all wore ankle monitors, that'd surely help.


The premise is wrong. Police work is supposed to be difficult and rights protect individuals from lazy police work.
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Anyone ever done this? Ever heard of this? If so, how old are you and where you from?


Absolutely did this with my gradfather. We'd ride his John Deere up to the country store for fuel. We'd get the old school bottled Coke (that required a deposit for the bottle) and a pack of peanuts. Pour the peanuts into the bottle and enjoy. We'd stand outside of the store and finish, so we could return the bottle.

I'm in my 50s, this was in southern AL.