
slacker130
| Favorite team: | Auburn |
| Location: | Your mom |
| Biography: | 1995 Auburn Grad |
| Interests: | decorative towel folding |
| Occupation: | Converting JP-8 into noise |
| Number of Posts: | 8895 |
| Registered on: | 7/20/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Jeeps: What’s the Verdict?
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 10:22 am to Slim Chance
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The CJ was the last real jeep, 1986 was the last year. Everything else was a Chrysler
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re: Jeeps: What’s the Verdict?
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 10:21 am to contraryman
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Would love some advice from some CJ owners on that and where to find the most reputable person to help with it.
I've owned a CJ7 for 20 years+. You better be rich or you better have some tools, not be scared to try to work on stuff, and some Google/YouTube skills or your CJ will be frustrating.
Even with all that, it can be a pain sometimes. Still awesome to drive on a beautiful day and ignore the waves from all the new Jeeps. I only wave at vintage.
re: Jeeps: What’s the Verdict?
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 10:12 am to AcadieAnne
re: Screw it, let's just hire Gruden
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 10:02 am to Feelthebarn
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He can get some nfl folks to manage the roster. And some good coordinators. He can just recruit. He can get a few players that played for him to help him recruit. They will have good players flocking to the barn. This is not amateur sports anymore
It's really working out for UNC.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 9:57 am to BigBlueAU
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I want a hungry coach who is motivated to prove himself. That's Durk for me.
So, was he hungry at Maryland?
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I don't want to rebuild this roster when we have at least 2 generational talents on offense
Short term issue in the day of NIL & transfer portal.
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Either way, we go, our future is brighter today than it was this time last week.
I would like a coach that would keep the future bright in Dec 2028, not back here firing up the coaching search threads while half of the board gets to say "told you so." A couple of players getting 12 more games or so, doesn't seem weighty enough to tip the scales for me.
I'd rather fail with a young guy taking his first shot, than a retread that has failed elsewhere. Some are convinced that past failure is an aberration and they'd magically succeed at AU.
re: The French are secretly some perverts
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 7:19 am to DustyDinkleman
Hilarious if we were in middle school.
re: Durkin just got a lesson in coaching
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 7:12 am to TemperdTiger
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Play Arnold and Duece for Mercer to save AD's redshirt.
Mercer's going to score points. Their O is pretty good.
We're going to need to score some points too.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by slacker130 on 11/9/25 at 7:04 am to auburn2eugene
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My #1 Brian Hartline
Would be happy with this hire.
re: Auburn vs Vandy Game Thread
Posted by slacker130 on 11/8/25 at 2:15 pm to Warrior Court
FUBOTV free trial for 5 days.
re: Auburn vs Vandy Game Thread
Posted by slacker130 on 11/8/25 at 10:59 am to SingleMalt1973
It would have been an L under Hugh. We have a puncher's chance with some new energy.
re: Give me a good reason to want Sumrall over Brohm…
Posted by slacker130 on 11/7/25 at 11:21 am to TemperdTiger
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Hugh was supposed to be great with QBs
Morons were saying this to other morons who then would further propagate it to more morons.
He wasn't a QB guru & it was apparent before we hired him.
re: Daniels to start vs Vandy
Posted by slacker130 on 11/5/25 at 4:40 pm to TemperdTiger
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Guys, why are you so in love with Deuce who has only ever had bad snaps at auburn the one drive he played.
Backup QB is the guy we all love, regardless.
You new here?
re: Auburn schedules Home and Home with Notre Dame
Posted by slacker130 on 11/5/25 at 4:37 pm to HailToTheChiz
Not believing 2028 will happen until I'm watching the eagle fly from JHS ramp pre-game.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by slacker130 on 11/5/25 at 4:34 pm to SingleMalt1973
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Imagine if we had hired Kiffin when we hired Harsin.
Some of us wanted him when we hired Gus.
re: Only One Man Can Save Us
Posted by slacker130 on 11/5/25 at 11:20 am to michaeldwde
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Always going to Georgia, wasn't he?
Dye & Dooley...guess we'll never know.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by slacker130 on 11/5/25 at 11:19 am to metafour
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metafour
You need a podcast or something. You've killed it on this board this season.
re: Anti-Freeze / Freeze Haters Victory Lap
Posted by slacker130 on 11/4/25 at 1:56 pm to FearlessFreep
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the only consolation for the past couple of coaching searches is that, save for Kiff, all of the other top choices of the AURant have flamed out as well
Yeah, I've wanted Kiffin back when we hired Gus, wanted Kiffin when we hired Harsin, wanted Kiffin when we hired Hugh.
I'm not sure this round, I know Kiffin isn't coming.
Anti-Freeze / Freeze Haters Victory Lap
Posted by slacker130 on 11/4/25 at 10:02 am
Please feel free to post your prophesies if you were a hater.
Mine:
Mine:
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 3:23 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
I hope to be wrong, but I think we'll just be adding Freeze to the "retire from Auburn coaching crowd" by 2026.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 1:28 pm to BigTastey
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If it is announced it is time for all of us to get behind this hire.
Yeah, I'm not eating a shite sandwich again with a smile. Did that already.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 1:20 pm to jt33
I'm going to laugh my arse off that we paid Gus Malzahn $25,000,000 to leave and then 2 years later hire the shittier version of him. I don't even give a frick about his transgressions. I'm just talking football.
What a fricking clown show. Is there anyway to designate OTV to basketball only? I'll wait until the 2025 coaching search to put back $ in to football.
We are dumb.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 7:47 am to lowspark12
quote: Some of you are football retards.
Agree. Like the crew who was excited to fire Gus and now are pushing Hugh.
Gus > Hugh. Context matters.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 7:28 am to greygoose
quote: Empirical data comes 2nd to emotion and "feels".
Exactly! Gus > Freeze, empirically. We paid Gus to leave. Why in the frick would we then hire his wanna be?
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 7:01 am to greygoose quote:
You know who else has one of those? Hugh Freeze......and a Sugar Bowl win.
Oh shite! Got to be a long line of programs trying to hire him! I hope we took a number when we showed up.
Oh wait, literally no one wants him or has wanted him for HC except a strange bunch of AU fans that long for 8-5 seasons with visors.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 6:57 am to warcry
quote: AU we believe in redemption and Grace, etc.
I believe in winning. He doesn't. We paid the better version of Hugh $25m to leave.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/27/22 at 8:40 pm to jangalang
quote: Will Herring stumping for Freeze.
Wonder what booster is using Will as his mouthpiece.
Some pro-Freezer answer me this- Why has every major/minor program in the last six years skipped even looking at Freeze but we think he's Lombardi reincarnated?
8-5, but w/ tremendous baggage is all Freeze has ever been. If we go the scum route- let's get the scum w/ a ring.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/27/22 at 6:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05
The guy is dumb if he thinks Freeze was going to lead us anywhere. He's Great Value Gus with huge baggage that would be used to bury Auburn in the long run.
He's a 8-5 guy but has serious problems. Some contingent of AU fans have equated him to Belichick. He's been passed over by every program with an opening for 6 years. Only some AU fans think he's a genius.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 12:10 pm to AuburnTigers
quote: He took Malik Willis and turned him into a draft pick
Uh...Malik did that. I've posted the article multiple times that Malik said he didn't put in the work at AU. He doubled down and worked harder at Liberty.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 11:23 am to jvilletiger25
quote: Nobody is hiring him.
Look at all these other dumbass programs. Let's all laugh that they somehow missed on Freeze.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 10:25 am to jangalang
We might as well keep this thread pinned for 2026 coaching search.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 10:16 am to AUCE05
quote: Our Bible thumpers are being all judgey
I'm certainly no Bible thumper. Just answer me this, why hasn't Freeze been scooped up by a program looking for a "winner" so far? You're telling me that every opening so far stepped over this turd, but somehow AU looked down and saw a diamond?
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 9:31 am to FlyDownTheField
Man, I really hope Auburn locks down Freeze with a 10 year $120m contract! Look at all the other programs that have been after him, he's a hot name & we are so lucky to snag him away from all the other top programs sliding in his DMs daily. Great work Auburn PTB, can't believe we are going to hire such a in-demand guy.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 9:20 am to AU_251
quote: Freeze is a hundred times better coach than Gus. Gus sucked.
You live in a fantasy land.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 9:14 am to kung fu kenny
I fricking hate Urban, but I would rather hire that POS than Freeze everyday of the week.
Urban is a proven scumbag but winner. Freeze is a proven scumbag and he beat bama years ago.
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/24/22 at 8:28 am to marshallcotiger
I still contend that if we hire Freeze, we're insisting we can pick up a turd from the clean end.
re: Durkn? hate
Posted by slacker130 on 11/4/25 at 8:58 am to Ccslimm
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I dont want another Caddy situation. Looking Back we should of gave him a real shot
Yeah, he was definitely ready to be an SEC head coach, just look at the resume:
Coaching
Henderson State (2015)
Running backs coach
West Georgia (2016)
Graduate assistant
IMG Academy (FL) (2017)
Running backs coach
Birmingham Iron (2018)
Running backs coach
Auburn (2019–2022)
Running backs coach
Auburn (2022)
Interim head coach
Auburn (2023)
Associate head coach & running backs coach
Las Vegas Raiders (2024)
Running backs coach
Released from Raiders (2025)
Any day now, he's getting that head coaching job.
The good news is we didn't hire Caddy and we aren't here facing an ugly divorce from an Auburn hero.
re: Durkn? hate
Posted by slacker130 on 11/4/25 at 8:53 am to pdfield34
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Each turd is unique.
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