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Home for the weekend from Auburn and washing clothes in the storage room in the open carport. Huge black storm came up all of the sudden. I walked a few feet out of the carport to look at it, and a monster bolt hit a huge long leaf pine, about fifty feet away, that was already about a third dead from getting struck 8 years before.

It slung flaming lighter knot on me and up into the carport and I was jumping around stomping fat lighter firebrands out when, of course, my old man sticks his head out the door and yells, "what did you do?"

I usually like your posts, but Holy smoke your 2 examples are gaf..

So I'm gonna go with Holy smoke.

I'm 64 and I wouldn't be here if not for ATPB. Now, I don't know if I could handle life without my daily fix from you dumbasses. I survived a 2 year ban, online every day, never thought about creating an alter. I'll still pay real money if somebody can put me in front of Coach Crisp or Early Cuyler at Sonic.

Is Lamda Psi a real sorority in gumptown? Do y'all sell these wimens for NIL proceeds? Inquiring for a friend..

I was never a degenerate smoker, but I know the exact sound and feel of pulling a 20 cent 12 oz. Chocolate Soldier or Nehi Grape out of a side door drank machine.

Did you just assume everybody here has teeth bigot!

Commentators or tv shows that claim some thing is "countless". 99% of the time, unless you're talking about sand, it's countable with a little effort.

Looks cool I guess.. beats the shite out of installing a big arse uterus up there.

Y'all tattoo the ball. Just don't have an off day hitting. Also, avoid playing Troy, they seem to have a giant, throbbing hard on to beat y'all..











And they tattoo the ball too.

T'was slobber nocker must see football back in the day.