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You won't ever see that shite again slick, but we did ruin a leghumper season wearing them with a tie back in 1978.. You know, when we handed you the outright SEC title instead of you sharing it with them.. You're welcome.
My brother lives in Huntsville. When he was being mentioned for the Auburn job, he said I hope he's not like his parents.. They go to our church and their strange. They're not from Alabama.. Just kind of stand offish and won't talk about their son.

Annecdotal for sure, but get ready for some more weird pain gaytors..
We're going to Atlanta first weekend..

What's the big deal? :nana:
Auburn has 4. Three Heisman winners and a receiver that was the poster boy for CTE that suffered the last 20 years of his life for all the concussions he got earning that consensus All-American nod in 1971.

Terry Beasley thank you for your service sir.
That might as well be the ATPB Jim. The dogshit you clowns tryed to make up was ridiculous. Cam Newton is the salt of the Earth and his parents should be on the cover of Parents Magazine if that is a thing..



War Eagle..
I could not possibly care less if you paid me not to care.

Delivered with a dead pan stare.
You're about to feel dumber.. All this "OMG! America is awesome!", started at Jordan Hare with a friendly to kick off the WC.
When I was a kid one summer. I opened the sliding glass back door to step out and a dirt dauber flew right up to my face carrying a fat, shiny black widow in its legs. I fell down jumping back through that door and closed it with my foot.

Had nightmares about daubers carrying assault spiders the rest of the summer.
We used L shaped hollow tent poles. Bunch of shitasses running through the neighborhood shooting bazookas at each other.

re: Noah Kahan Poopgate in Philly

Posted by mulletproof on 6/29/26 at 11:58 pm to
I learned at the age of 12 that chimps at the zoo might throw shite at you. It's on then if they catch a turd.
Home for the weekend from Auburn and washing clothes in the storage room in the open carport. Huge black storm came up all of the sudden. I walked a few feet out of the carport to look at it, and a monster bolt hit a huge long leaf pine, about fifty feet away, that was already about a third dead from getting struck 8 years before.

It slung flaming lighter knot on me and up into the carport and I was jumping around stomping fat lighter firebrands out when, of course, my old man sticks his head out the door and yells, "what did you do?"
It's a commie land grab, this fricker isn't stupid..his leftist supporters will end up owning these buildings, and the useful idiots will end up on the outside looking in.
I usually like your posts, but Holy smoke your 2 examples are gaf..

So I'm gonna go with Holy smoke.
I'm 64 and I wouldn't be here if not for ATPB. Now, I don't know if I could handle life without my daily fix from you dumbasses. I survived a 2 year ban, online every day, never thought about creating an alter. I'll still pay real money if somebody can put me in front of Coach Crisp or Early Cuyler at Sonic.
Because of the soft on criminals lefties, I'm surprised the protection racket hasn't reappeared. Maybe it's still alive in big cities, I have no idea.
Is Lamda Psi a real sorority in gumptown? Do y'all sell these wimens for NIL proceeds? Inquiring for a friend..

re: Man in Vietnam fights GDCK

Posted by mulletproof on 6/19/26 at 2:11 am to
And that's why I always carry a hoe when I'm on walkabout.
I was never a degenerate smoker, but I know the exact sound and feel of pulling a 20 cent 12 oz. Chocolate Soldier or Nehi Grape out of a side door drank machine.
Are you and Clyde Tipton hanging out and smoking the pots?
Did you just assume everybody here has teeth bigot!