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Another bammer worried about Auburn in October

How bad is your moms frick game? bammer on here worried about Aubie in week 3.

Hang out at the Sherwin Williams store where the Supper Club used to be.

Newsflash from months ago.........Gus doesn't work there anymore. bammer revenge game.

Have you ever noticed that finebaum is the literal equivalent of walking into a public bathroom and seeing an unflushed turd in the toilet? Do you hang out and piss on it? Do you spend less than a split second with it? No. You find a different place to piss and move on.

FWIW be glad Auburn didn't get Lane even though we still had to wander the wilderness with the pimp youth pastor. In both scenarios they would've lasted three years tops, Lane to jump and Sleeze bc he just sat there cashing a check. I'd rather the public have to pay attention to Auburn bc they're good than pay attention to Auburn bc a coach is a demented drama queen.

You have to understand a bammer weighs its entire self worth on bammer football. Bc of Saban there are young adults who think their birthright is a new bammer national championship t shirt every year. Now that they don't understand how they don't get one is incredibly confusing and difficult to process. There are children in Elmore county who cry at night bc they won't get a championship t shirt this year. There are men who get black out drunk simply bc they don't know how to handle it. Call your bammer friends and try to convince them life will go on.

Are you retarded? That schedule is from last year.


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It’s a start. Next year more bigger teams play week 0 to get another bye week during season.

It’s not a great slate but it’s enough to make you realize the season is here. Get them honey-do lists completed.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23

Kansas State vs Iowa State (in Dublin)
12:00 PM
ESPN
Dave Pasch, Dusty Dvoracek

Incarnate Word @ Nicholls
1:00 PM
ESPN2
Chuckie Kempf, Rene Ingoglia

Idaho State @ UNLV
4:00 PM
Silver State Sports, MWC Digital

Tarleton State @ Portland State
4:30 PM
ESPN2
Jorge Sedano, Rodney McLeod

Fresno State @ Kansas
6:30 PM
FOX
Tim Brando, Devin Gardner

UC-Davis vs Mercer (in Montgomery)
7:00 PM
ESPN
Jay Alter, Rocky Boiman

Sam Houston @ Western Kentucky
7:00 PM
CBSSN
Chris Lewis, Robert Turbin

Stanford @ Hawaii
7:30 PM
CBS
Rich Waltz, Logan Ryan

N.C. Central vs Southern (in Atlanta)
7:30 PM
ABC
Tiffany Greene, Jay Walker, Quint Kessenich

ECU - W
UK -W
FSU - W revenge game
USCe - W
Miss St - W
UGA - L
Tenn - W
Aggy - W/L depends on what aggy wants to be this szn
LSU - W
Vandy - W
Chatt - W
Auburn - W/L depends on what Auburn turns out to be this szn

bammer could be going to ATL but should with a manageable schedule get to the playoff if the coin flips go its way.

Oh yeah Kalen DeBarrrr isn't on the hot seat yet. If he fricks up this schedule with a healthy roster then he should.

Hey Pawwwllllllllllllllll YOU know the BARN had everything to do with this!!!!!!!

Josh Pate thinks stuff.