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Aggies win some battles, . . .
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:28 am
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:28 am
They just never win the war. They are like the wr that catches a pass for a first down, gets up and dances even though their team is losing by 40 pts.
Examples:
We have tons of money! *But their athletic dept is $28 million in debt this past year
You lost to Kansas! *They lost to Ark St, a winless SMU team and 77-0 in the 3rd quarter
Best engineering school! *Steps that lead to a concrete wall. An illegal size Olympic pool. A collapse equestrian center. Raw sewage from their upgraded stadium that poured out onto their golf course. Too small of a burial hole for their highest ranking official.
We have the greatest amount of soldiers in WWII! *But a huge portion of those soldiers never attended a class or step foot onto the Aggie campus.
Wait till next year! *Roughly a .500 team in the SWC, the Big 12 and the SEC.
Last 50 years, we are equal to Texas! *Got caught cheating and put on probation twice by the NCAA during those years.
This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.
Examples:
We have tons of money! *But their athletic dept is $28 million in debt this past year
You lost to Kansas! *They lost to Ark St, a winless SMU team and 77-0 in the 3rd quarter
Best engineering school! *Steps that lead to a concrete wall. An illegal size Olympic pool. A collapse equestrian center. Raw sewage from their upgraded stadium that poured out onto their golf course. Too small of a burial hole for their highest ranking official.
We have the greatest amount of soldiers in WWII! *But a huge portion of those soldiers never attended a class or step foot onto the Aggie campus.
Wait till next year! *Roughly a .500 team in the SWC, the Big 12 and the SEC.
Last 50 years, we are equal to Texas! *Got caught cheating and put on probation twice by the NCAA during those years.
This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.
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Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:29 am to DKR81
Do you feel better now?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:30 am to DKR81
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:31 am to DKR81
Texas A&M is the janitor at a law firm that makes fun of an associate for not making partner
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:31 am to DKR81
Nobody is going to read your ranting, my friend.
Have a wonderful day.
Have a wonderful day.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:33 am to DKR81
Prepare your collective anus for the SEC
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:35 am to DKR81
Reassess your life. This is pathetic.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:53 am to DKR81
Sup Randy
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:53 am to DKR81
This is a spicy melt
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:55 am to DKR81
Texas is back, yall!
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:55 am to DKR81
Hi Randy, you cuckolded piece of shite .
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:57 am to DKR81
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You lost to Kansas! *They lost to Ark St, a winless SMU team and 77-0 in the 3rd quarter
But WE didn't do any of those things twice
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:15 am to DKR81
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They just never win the war. They are like the wr that catches a pass for a first down, gets up and dances even though their team is losing by 40 pts. Examples: We have tons of money! *But their athletic dept is $28 million in debt this past year You lost to Kansas! *They lost to Ark St, a winless SMU team and 77-0 in the 3rd quarter Best engineering school! *Steps that lead to a concrete wall. An illegal size Olympic pool. A collapse equestrian center. Raw sewage from their upgraded stadium that poured out onto their golf course. Too small of a burial hole for their highest ranking official. We have the greatest amount of soldiers in WWII! *But a huge portion of those soldiers never attended a class or step foot onto the Aggie campus. Wait till next year! *Roughly a .500 team in the SWC, the Big 12 and the SEC. Last 50 years, we are equal to Texas! *Got caught cheating and put on probation twice by the NCAA during those years. This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.
Damn. Aggies have done a number on you. Get some counseling.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:17 am to DKR81
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DKR81
Tell us again how only 1% of A&M cadets take a commission and how Texas Tech, Nebraska and UH all put in more officers than A&M does every year.
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77-0 in the 3rd quarter
To the #1 team in the nation on the road. It's not like we lost 66-3 at home to an unranked UCLA team when we were ranked in the top 10.
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:18 am to DKR81
The melt during the summer when they found out Texas was coming to the SEC was truly something to see.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:56 am to DKR81
Poor little tu rant. Lol
Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:18 pm to DKR81
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This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.
You left off the only thing I ever make fun of them for.
Those homos in the white clothes, waving their arms around like they are having a seizure.
And jizz jars. They love them some jizz jars.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:22 pm to DKR81
Its fun watching tu fans cling to their superiority complex in a year when their new coach lost to Kansas at home and their first year recruiting bump basically doesn't exist.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:20 pm to DKR81
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They just never win the war.
Is this a 1939 joke?
If so
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:12 pm to DKR81
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They are like the wr that catches a pass for a first down, gets up and dances even though their team is losing by 40 pts.
Or like that kid with the pimp stick after being up on UCLA by 4 TDs only to lose it in the end.
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