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Posted on 5/20/24 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 2:41 pm to
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her parents were worth about $4 billion

If we're being totally honest, her father was born into a merchant firm that has existed for almost 200 years and dominates world commodity trading.

Her mom is a poet.

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Raw:
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Ladies, if you marry a man with $300 million, you ain’t no regular housewife. You know how a lot of housewives gotta get jobs on the side to help make ends meet? He got 300 million — the ends are meeting like a motherf*cker.

What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shite? And say, “Here, Johnny. I made $70, put that with the rest. “Now we have $300 million... and 70. “Because I want to do my share.”

No. All you have to do — you marry a man with $300 million — is f*ck your husband. That’s it! That’s your job. F*ck your husband! You fill out a W-2, they say, “What you do?” You say, “I f*ck my husband.” That’s it!
Posted by ETT2001
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 2:53 pm to
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I would like Jarin to announce he’s coming back now please


When is the deadline for them to commit to either going in the NBA draft or returning to college?
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by aspiclark
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 3:06 pm to
May 29 is the withdrawal deadline
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44441 posts
Posted on 5/20/24 at 3:11 pm to
quote:


Her mom is a poet.

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Raw:
quote:
Ladies, if you marry a man with $300 million, you ain’t no regular housewife. You know how a lot of housewives gotta get jobs on the side to help make ends meet? He got 300 million — the ends are meeting like a motherf*cker.

What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shite? And say, “Here, Johnny. I made $70, put that with the rest. “Now we have $300 million... and 70. “Because I want to do my share.”

No. All you have to do — you marry a man with $300 million — is f*ck your husband. That’s it! That’s your job. F*ck your husband! You fill out a W-2, they say, “What you do?” You say, “I f*ck my husband.” That’s it!


She has apparently been married to a guy she met in college for nearly 40 years so he must have a magic dick or something.
This post was edited on 5/20/24 at 3:17 pm
Posted by Sandkhan
Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 3:56 pm to
I miss him *single tear drop with a smile*
Posted by RumHam
Huntsville
Member since Jun 2021
3765 posts
Posted on 5/20/24 at 5:03 pm to
Brandon Miller has been a great player and teammate. I hope he gets out or by some miracle they get it together.
Posted by Sandkhan
Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 5:30 pm to
They have new ownership now which hopefully will help. I honestly think they should sell high on LaMelo and rebuild around Brandon.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 5:58 pm to
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She has apparently been married to a guy she met in college for nearly 40 years so he must have a magic dick or something


I think i found his picture.

Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
6017 posts
Posted on 5/20/24 at 6:04 pm to
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They have new ownership now which hopefully will help. I honestly think they should sell high on LaMelo and rebuild around Brandon.



I dunno, I think they should draft Dillingham and have a daunting group of playmaking scorers 1-3. They need to find a real 4 in free agency...I think Mark Williams at 5 is fine.
Posted by Chadaristic
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 9:36 pm to
Id take Sheppard over Dillingham. I just think Dill is too much of a 2 guard style ball hog. He wants to get his own shot, not run an offense.
Posted by RumHam
Huntsville
Member since Jun 2021
3765 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:56 am to
Al dot commie has an article about Auburn scheduling a tough OOC schedule next year. I’ll believe it when I see it. Meanwhile we have our annual slaughter house row. Anyone, anywhere. - Goats
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 7:11 am to
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Al dot commie has an article about Auburn scheduling a tough OOC schedule next year

Theyd rather stack Quad 4 wins and bitch about nobody respecting them
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44441 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 8:25 am to
Let me guess, they're loading up their schedule with major conference opponents, but it's going to end up being Stanford, Boston College, Georgetown, and Louisville.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
6017 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 8:36 am to
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Id take Sheppard over Dillingham. I just think Dill is too much of a 2 guard style ball hog. He wants to get his own shot, not run an offense.


Sheppard's one of those guys who is a low ceiling, high floor players that usually slips in the draft process but this is such a weak draft I could see him going at 6. I feel like Dilly's upside is more in line with a pick at 6 in my opinion. I understand your point, especially if the plan is to get a point who can play besides Ball and Miller.

The Hornets are really in a great position to make the OKC jump into contention. This is especially true in the East. They really need a point guard and power forward. This class is pretty barren for power forwards but one of the Kentucky guards should be around at 6.

For whatever it's worth, many of the smarter mock drafters have Dilly going to Spurs (4) to play besides Wemby (makes sense) and Shep going to the Hornets (6).
This post was edited on 5/21/24 at 8:40 am
Posted by Sandkhan
Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS
Member since Jun 2009
5419 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:20 am to
I’d sell high on LaMelo still. I can’t see him being a long term winning basketball player. Hes also been pretty injury prone(seems to run in the family). I just don’t think you’re making it very far if you’re paying him 230m and he’s supposed to be your star.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44441 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:38 am to
Hard to sell high on a guy who has played less than 200 games in 4 years.
Posted by Sandkhan
Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS
Member since Jun 2009
5419 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 9:58 am to
Well….sell high as it gets. The problem is kids LOVE Melo so it’s probably the one thing they have going for them marketing wise.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44441 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 10:41 am to
Yeah he's basically skinny Zion. When he's healthy you see a marketable player with a high ceiling, but availability is an ability and neither of them have shown much in that respect. It's a tough position for a FO to be in. Move him and watch him suddenly become consistently healthy and you get fired. Pay him and watch him remain sporadically available and a fixture of the street clothes fashion scene and you get fired.
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