SECSolomonGrundy

re: UFC 333 Volkanovski vs Evloev (early start time)

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/24/26 at 2:21 am to PeteRose

Main Card starts at 2:00 pm ET

re: Alabama vs Auburn exhibition from Birmingham - Alabama wins 87-85; Nepo Pearl 0-3 vs Oats

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/23/26 at 2:42 am to EasternShoreTider

quote:

Of course there would be a heated player throwing a punch at the end of the game.

What? Why is that a natural outcome?

These players are paid huge amounts of money to play basketball for a distinguished educational institution. They cant be expected to act like decent human beings? Why not?

SEC Rant

re: Yaxel calls out Luka for being a whiny b——

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/22/26 at 10:38 am to Hetfield

quote:

There is a special place reserved in Hell for Nico Harrison. Worst & most ridiculous trade in the history of the NBA.

If that didnt show you that its all rigged, ask yourself what would it take?

This shite is WWE on hardwood.

re: The Young Turks will publish a story today about a gay, closeted US Senator (updated)

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/22/26 at 8:43 am to Mid Iowa Tiger

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What if it’s just a closeted fig? Is that lying now?

Probably not if you are just a regular person minding your own business and living your life.

Probably so if you are running for office. All these closeted homos try to pass themselves off as some wholesome family man in order to fool voters. That's the dishonest part.

re: The Young Turks will publish a story today about a gay, closeted US Senator (updated)

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/22/26 at 6:42 am to Laugh More

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Soooo it’s not ok to be gay if you’re on the other side of the aisle?

It's probably more a problem of lying than a problem of being gay.

But tribalism will rule most of your thoughts, regardless of the reporting of this story.

-20

re: Fluoride in drinking water

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/22/26 at 6:09 am to Auburn1968

The government wants us to be poor, fat, and stupid.

But they dont want our teeth falling out or people will start to complain.

re: Conservative Gives Christian Moms a Wake-Up Call About a Troubling Homecoming dress trend

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/19/26 at 5:08 pm to CocomoLSU

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they were much more revealing/whorish 15-20 years ago. So I think she is misremembering all the two-piece "dresses" that chicks used to wear.

In 11th grade my date showed up in one of those two piece dresses. I told her she looked like a whore. Not my best move ever.

I still got laid that night, because she was indeed a whore.

re: NFL Various Games - Week 6

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/18/26 at 8:05 pm to bad93ex

quote:
watch Dallas frick this up

Boom!

re: What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/18/26 at 4:00 pm to dovehunter

quote:
Always tip
The waiter and bartender..

Gee thanks Grandpa. Im all set now.

re: Female trainer tries to push Duke player

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/18/26 at 11:47 am to Chad504boy

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Player should be kicked off team. It’s that simple. He fricking swatted at a female on live tv. The level of disrespect towards a female trainer there strictly to enforce medical procedures is ridiculous.

This board is for retards.

re: What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/18/26 at 6:47 am to dalefla

quote:
Money can't buy happiness but it's better to be rich and miserable than poor and miserable

The sage advice is this:

Money buys freedom.

and

Life is too short to be miserable all the time.

and

Happiness is a choice.

re: 2026 Bo Nix ranks 701st out of 701 in average pass length over last 20 seasons

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/16/26 at 9:45 pm to Rainier Fog

quote:
probably hurt but he sucks when he is healthy

Agreed. But now he sucks even worse than before.

-2

re: Cool Words Lost to the Lexicon That Need to Be Brought Back

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/16/26 at 7:41 am to MMauler

quote:
Jive Turkey

re: 2026 Bo Nix ranks 701st out of 701 in average pass length over last 20 seasons

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/16/26 at 7:38 am to CarolinaGamecock99

I think he is hurt.

Dude was running way too much in the NFL at his size.

-14

re: Cool Words Lost to the Lexicon That Need to Be Brought Back

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/15/26 at 10:13 pm to DesScorp

quote:
Wench

Cart girl at the golf course is always the cart wench, the beer wench, or lately ive just shortened it to wench.

re: Happy Columbus Day

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/12/26 at 7:27 pm to Rex Feral

Columbus was Jewish.

Tons of evidence to confirm this.

re: Quiet part out loud: Anti-Israel mobs want one state called 'Palestine,' erasing Israel

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/12/26 at 9:54 am to SloaneRanger

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Israel seems fully able to defend itself against its neighbors without our help.

Hilarious.

Netanyahu sure seems to come to DC a lot to beg for our help.

re: Quiet part out loud: Anti-Israel mobs want one state called 'Palestine,' erasing Israel

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/12/26 at 8:58 am to TBoy

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The Palestinians massively misjudged Israel's incentive for self-preservation.

Both sides (and everyone else) have an incentive for self-preservation.

But only one side is backed by the US military.

re: Today is the 534th anniversary of one of the most consequential events in world history...

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/12/26 at 8:26 am to RollTide1987

Guess who else left Spain in 1492....

All of them.

re: If you order a steak and potatoes for pick up at a nice place. How much you tipping?

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy on 10/11/26 at 7:31 am to UptownJoeBrown

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It’s 15%. 20% is for excellent service.

How the industry got everyone to think it’s 20% is amazing.

Yeah what the frick are yall doing tipping 20% for absolutely nothing?

I tip 10% when the service is the lazy simple shite like bring me my order that I made at the register and refill my drink.

15% for a regular restaurant that takes my order and does a decent job.

20% or more is for a waiter/waitress who improved the overall dining experience somehow. Maybe they gave great suggestions, were really nice, or they got us a good table, etc.