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re: New Head Coach Thread (Welcome Coach DeBoer)

Posted on 1/12/24 at 7:59 am to
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26495 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 7:59 am to
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We were all set to hire Dan Mullen overnight but accidentally hired Cousin Eddie because they look alike.


Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25135 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:00 am to
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But we won’t hire him because he slept with a booster’s wife?


I know I'm beating this joke into the ground. But in the words of the great JT Money.

quote:

Let it go
Let it go
If the ho want to ho **** let it go.

Ho problems ain't no problems.
don't hate the game 'cause that ain't gone solve em.
**** you need to let that muthafricka go.
Just like you got it, you can find another ho.


See ho's come a dime a dozen.
What you is **** hard up but lovin.
Pushin and shovin abouts a woman.
Who givin up the arse,
Homeboy ya buggin.
I told you bout trustin them stankin arse H-O's.
You gotta learn to work them bitches for the PESO's.
Stop trippin bout that pussy 'cause it ain't YOUR's.
y'all niggaz need to learn how the game go.
It's a trip and I will tell yo' arse no more.
Young **** put shite past no ho.
For you cry like a sucka go solo.
'cause them bitches damn sure call the Po-Po's.
In any case bro
This post was edited on 1/12/24 at 8:04 am
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10870 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:01 am to
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Does Caleb Downs want to play to play for Doboer?


It doesnt matter. Getting the right coach is too important. If we go by every possible metric of grading a coach's ability, Deboer is the best realistic candidate, even measured against Sark.
Posted by In Hsv
Huntsville
Member since Oct 2011
342 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:01 am to
Saban has used the portal on a limited basis only to fill holes. Need a good combination of signees and transfers.
Posted by jryanw
Bham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
5775 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:02 am to
I 100% agree with your synopsis of every coach you mentioned.
Posted by RiverCityTider
Jacksonville, Florida
Member since Oct 2008
6684 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:02 am to
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Aren’t you the same clown that said Lanning was signed, sealed, and delivered?


Find it or Apologize.
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26495 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:03 am to
One of my biggest issues about hiring DeBoer is whether or not our fanbase can spell his name.
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26495 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Find it or Apologize.


Apologize? Grow thicker skin. You wiener head.
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22583 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:04 am to
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One of my biggest issues about hiring DeBoer is whether or not our fanbase can spell his name


You know the answer to that
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56603 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:05 am to
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One of my biggest issues about hiring DeBoer is whether or not our fanbase can spell his name.



Eventually, there will be an explosion of Boerboel breeders in the state.
Posted by Woody4daTide9
Member since Sep 2022
1374 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:06 am to
Took three years for some to spell Saban correctly
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56603 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:06 am to
Some still say it's Kiffen.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
12632 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:07 am to
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Took three years for some to spell Saban correctly



He's still "Sabin" or "Saben" to many.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
13136 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:07 am to
Mayo better rent a home
Posted by remaster916
Alabama
Member since Oct 2012
13042 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:08 am to
Still some fans that can't pronounce Tua's full name.

Then there was the question if he could speak English.
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26495 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:08 am to
We could go from Sabin to Reese to DeBoar.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
15671 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:08 am to
First off - no

Second off - it was you, wasn't it? I'm clearly not going to spend my time sifting through your posts, but you were one of the "insiders" on here claiming the announcement was coming at any point.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8142 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:08 am to
Deboer canceled his radio interview
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10870 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:08 am to
im sorry but im not gonna capitalize the b every time I write his name
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26256 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 8:09 am to
A friend of mine snuck this picture yesterday. Dynasty over. It was a nice run

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