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[quote]pickle ball shoes[/quote] thank frick...

[quote]I wouldn't near there in Mississippi and I wouldn't live near Cullman or Phil Campbell in Alabama.[/quote] The corridor that runs NE from 20 miles N/S from Tuscaloosa to Scottsboro is baaaad....

[quote]ok, so you gonna tell us how this is possible or are we supposed to just take your word for it? [/quote] Beyond counting past 22, thanks to my fingers and toes, I assume anything someone tells me about math is the truth. That's how the OT improved my gas mileage....

[quote]I'm going to call bull shite on this one. [/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwBCw557ywUZxN6/giphy.gif[/img]...

[quote]They say they've proved Pythagoras' Theorem can be proven with trigonometry -- something that many thought was impossible.[/quote] TIL...

She could circumcise you with a slight squeeze of the kegel....

I will never forget his ALS challenge video - ol' boy stands in the shower and pours a glass of water on his head, and you see a temporary existential realization that causes him to say, "talk 'bout cold"....

[quote]The last gas powered muscle car Dodge is making. [/quote] [img]https://media4.giphy.com/media/KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47c9wat2ewiv17bxus66khdey4lp3s5nvp8tjt9q9x&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]...

[quote] I wouldn’t wear clothing with any TV show branding on it.[/quote] I have a Strickland Propane shirt that I will fight anyone over....

The fricking gas stations here advertise Coors using Yellowstone arrangements. The feed/supply stores sell gay little clothing items with the Dutton brand. There's even a fricking fire pit with the logo. Every other tourist spends a few hundred to over a thousand dollars at overpriced mercantiles t...

[quote]folks will line up get a look at her bung hole. [/quote] I mean, I wouldn't stand in line, but I'd spend 30 seconds on the internet....

[quote]Dishwashers[/quote] :nana:...

[quote]What’s wrong with a single shot to the back of the head? [/quote] The point of firing squads is so that no individual is truly assured that they were the ones who pulled the killing trigger....

[quote]Still want those pics? [/quote] Yeah, kinda....

[quote]fat 23 year old moms from my hometown like to go there for their bachelorette parties [/quote] It's pretty much a requirement to go to Nashville, Savannah, Charleston, or Austin when you're preparing for Braxton's eventual arrival. I think they even have a honeymoon special for Tahoes at ...

[quote]Looks like the deal with the devil was full service.[/quote] Call me a Faustian, but I'm okay with it....

[quote]if need be they could supply all of Europe natural gas by themselves.[/quote] Jesus Christ do you want the Earth to overheat???...

Generally speaking, the more shite someone puts on or does to a car to make themselves unique/expressed, the more likely they are to drive like a deranged a-hole....

You Never Even Called Me By My Name Sunday Morning Coming Down Dixieland Delight Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound I'm a simple baw who knows his vocal range....

[quote]You mean the vinyl records today that are still recorded digitally? [/quote] No, the ones that are recorded analogue....