re: Brace yourselves. We knew this would happen eventually...

I feel like I’m reading it with a Jamaican accent

This is the same idiot that was posting this kind of crap all over the rant. frick this, if you're going to be an alter at least be funny.

Geez tough crowd. It's Hawaiian Pidgin and an English based creole language locals speak in Hawaii. Have never posted on the rant before and did not start this account to troll. Figured Tua's Knee was better than bamafan5743.

Grew up in the south and lived a year in Hawaii before going to Alabama so I'm familiar with it but would never dare to try and speak it for real. It's unique and you'll only hear it in Hawaii from locals.

If Tua's Knee could speak it no doubt would speak Hawaiian pidgin! Figured with the thread and expectations I needed to come in with something other than hey guys big fan love the board and roll tide! Translated it basically said Boz got some bad info, my knee is great and will be ready to play well saturday, then an everybody eats reference ala John Doe.

Oh well I guess that's why I'm not a comedic writer. But if you've ever heard it spoken it's kind of funny. We will never here him speak it but Tua very likely speaks it with other locals on the island.

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Howzit my haole bruddahs? No listen foa dat lolo mahu Boz. He so humbug and say any kine brahs. Haole boy Boz wat doing givin’ Tua’s Knee da stink eye saying it junk?

Like beef wit Tua’s Knee Boz? You so high maka maka braging about being all connected. Whoever you be talking foa be aznuts. Tua’s Knee mo’ bettah da' last week and will be ready to drop dimes on the Vols local style!

Tua’s Knee gonna make sure it’s kaukau time for all his bruddas in Knoxville. All bruddahs gonna grind, arse right, it gonna be ono, we talkin’ pu pu, laulau, kalua, poke, lomi-lomi, pinapple, and lilikoi! Only brok’ da mout for Tua’s bruddahs.

Tanks to da max for the concern haole tide nation but Tua’s Knee is Da Kine so no worries!

Shaka

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No I have no information to that effect.

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I heard he jumped off a building after Flesh banned him. This board was all he had.

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Here are the users who have been kicked from our board in 2018 and not added back (starting with most recent): 
LSUSux37 (alter) 
Rillo (alter) 
Jodeaux (UGA fan) 
Huddie Leadbetter 

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That's a surprisingly short list.

Back on Bama's scout board, I used to go by AuSociologyMajor. It hilarious when someone didn't get the joke, and got mad at me for being there.

What happened to VAbama or VAbamafan .... or something to that effect... The consummate Jalen apologist who kept getting so exasperated at the Jalen criticism?
Did he leave?

All my old posts were acid washed back when I was banished, so I can’t track him.

Poor Huddie, Tua’s #1 advocate, never got to share in all of his success. He would have been so happy.

I told him not to mess around up in that recruiting thread. I told him that was a different bread of character up there and that they would do him in. He didn’t listen.

And now he’s gone. Hasn’t shown back up in any of his old boards. Phone number no longer in service. House sold.

Don’t know what became of him. If anyone has any information, I would love to know he’s ok.

There have been good posters on TD with similar names.Kyle Orton's Mustache comes to mind.

I hope they don't have much free time to post.

And,yes.God help us all.