New Orleans Saints Player Has Officially Changed His Name

seedy deuce? why not just corny shite?

Like Ceedy's parents, I don't even recognize the Saints anymore.

I have to go to the bathroom and take a Ceedy Duce.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears, does it make a sound? Won't be watching.

Wtf was that gibberish of an explaination??

Drew Brees plans to hold a press conference tomorrow to apologize for any confusion or distress he may have caused regarding the name change of Ceedy Duce, née Chauncey/C.J. Gardner-Johnson. He and Brittany will be donating $100K to the Silly Names Foundation in the name of Ceedy Duce, and another $100K in the name of Duce’s equally silly prior alias.

A seedy douche sounds like someone who you can’t trust and is also a jackass.

A seedy deuce is what I take when I have too much roughage in my diet.

see de douche

Did he make his new last name a misspelled version of Deuce? Was the spelling intentional?

Mother of frick run on sentences frick run on

He could’ve picked anything in the world. And he picked that ??????????????????

Maybe he meant seedy deuce. As in a bunch of sunflower seeds in his stool. Going by the method of naming himself after the first thing he saw in the morning.

I legit thought that it was going to be Drew Bendtha Knees

He's a big Mussolini fan, I see.

Well, isn't that special. OMG

$20 says this guy will do time.

I personally think he should've gone with Bubble-Brain Baxter, but it's his call.

Duce? Well, I guess Mussolini isn't using it much these days...

This is the equivalent of a girl being pretty and getting by because she has nothing else to offer