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HoustonGumbeauxGuy

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My in-laws live on Lake Livingston about an hour and a half north of Houston… the cops on that lake are like fricking Nazis

They don’t write warnings for going too fast, too much wake, riding too close to another watercraft, etc.

If you get pulled over, you can bet your arse it is ticket time

Honest question.

What’s the point? If you’re visiting an amazing city like Chicago the last place you wanna be is in your hotel room.

Same concept applies to Las Vegas
My brother-in-law bought a (nearly new) Porsche two years ago and that fricking thing is getting repaired all the time.

Heavy crane rentals

He was my big brother and was an ag science major

:lol:

Got into a sales role and worked his way to the top and whenever the owner retired, he handed over the keys

re: Patio Lounge

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 6/26/26 at 8:28 pm to
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Anyone remember Jim the bartender with his barrel chest and handlebar mustache. Talk about cliche’ but it was an awesome place.


A little context would be nice
I will give the cop a little bit of credit, that driver was taking his sweet time, he knew where all of those documents were. He was fumbling around …the cop very clearly asked for a few documents and it took the guy 3 minutes to handover 2 pieces of paper.

WAP atop the charts a short while back, what the hell are you talking about?
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Let me go check his medical records real quick.
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you do that, and while you're at it, remove the dick from your arse.


Satire. Look it up.
That kid was probably getting the pussy of a lifetime and he totally fricked it up because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut

You know she was an absolute freak in the bed if she’s crazy enough to frick with a teenage kid, she’s crazy enough to be an absolute animal in the sack

Her body type was odd AF

Fat arse. Wide hips. Skinny calves and ankles.
It does confirm anything. It simply says that she is buried with nature

“Confirmation” would be a photo or other empirical evidence.

Love mine… I do 2-3 triathlons a year and I’m not wearing fricking Ray-Ban‘s for those races

Did they try and do that after an 80% budget cut?
Myers is confirmed there is an Austin Powers 4 in the works
Hopefully Texas passes something soon around these stupid fricking “teen takeovers”.