HoustonGumbeauxGuy

How in the F is this even happening??

She seems happy

I’ve seen her in person, she is very attractive. It’s just really hard to get excited about any magazine photo shoot because you know things are photoshopped to hell and back.

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Who cares? FFS, just let the old lady live a little. Let your stupid ho wait her turn instead of watching her cry about how she misses her mom.

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That was a bit much, ya?

We’ve been through baccarat rouge, all this other fancy bougie expensive stuff, and I will tell you this perfume smells incredible

A bystander’s yawn >>> an idea

When it comes to what’s contagious

In all seriousness, that’s a fantastic post, looks like you really know what the hell you’re doing

Canada has the longest coastline of any single country in the world …about 151,000 miles.

The reason is wild: Canada has over 52,000 islands scattered across the Atlantic, Pacific, and Arctic Oceans. Because every island adds more “shoreline”, the coastline becomes enormous…. so large that if you tried to walk it at 12 miles a day, every day, it would take you more than 30 years to finish.

Rattlesnakes and condoms are two things I don’t frick with

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Would also recommend the hike to the top of Mt Solmar with the dogs

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Good call, we’ve done this and it was amazing!

Here’s the view from the top:

My wife has a sister and my mother-in-law wants to go to breakfast, hang out, go to brunch, hang out some more and then go shopping, then grab an early dinner ….literally want to spend the entire day with my wife and her sister.

We have three kids and my wife’s sister has four, they literally had to talk to my MIL and explain that we are all in our 40’s and we have families of our own, and their mom had a fricking meltdown that they are being selfish.

Maybe she’s coming to terms with her eminent mortality, and she only has a certain number of years left with them?

Yes, “dear Facebook”… i know