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Glen "Big Baby" Davis is clearly not worried about his impending prison sentence, in fact he thinks it might actually lead him to the body of his dreams...
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"I feel like I'm going to have good quality time in there," the former hooper said. "Learn things, meet new people. It's going to be all right."

"Shout out to the ladies out there," he said. "Write me. I'll be in there getting fine as hell. When I get out, call me Big Baby Jailbait!"


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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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TrigSwig3 days
It's called shite for brains.
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Shiftyplus14 days
Rough nickname for a guy in prison. "Big Baby" indeed.
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PrettyLights5 days
This man’s IQ is potato. Why does he sound like he’s from New Jersey? Isnt he from Baton Rouge Louisiana??? This shite is craaazee
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jamarr5 days
I think he does have a unique situation. nobody gonna be at his arse and assrape him. he is the strongest man in the universe. he will just be pumpin iron and eatin
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Akit16 days
He looks rough. Wow. Millionaire to behind bars. Hope he rebounds….amirite?
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He’s a lil fruity. Maybe he’ll come out reformed and out his shell.
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Morpheus7 days
Good lord, this guy needs to be seriously evaluated.
Who knows what he might do next.
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KennabraTiger7 days
This dude is such a fricking moron
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Once a Tiger always a Tiger. Forever LSU
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Mr Cell Phone8 days
No cure for this guy it started in the first grade the sickness is call stupidity meaning missing brain cells.
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Only if trump would be this enthusiastic we would have no issues
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Dumbass motherfricker
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He will be 6’8 and 300 pounds in federal prison. He will be just fine. This isn’t Angola. He will be fine.
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Texas Weazel8 days
Maybe he's gay? It could explain his enthusiasm for prison.
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Jabontik7 days
but is it really gay when your in prision
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SwampyWaters8 days
A few good arse whippings and a couple of bend overs, will get his cocky arse in shape! Bubba likes them big on the bone!
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IS_IT_GAMEDAY8 days
Is he going to prison in Germany?
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If only he had a brain... SMH
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Johnny Hurt9 days
Like he's going to have a better opportunity to develop his body now in a federal prison, than he would have had as a millionaire professional athlete with access to the best of everything related to training the body! What an embarrassment to himself, the City and to LSU! What is he like, 38 now? Still has the mindset and emotional maturity of a 14-year old.

He could have been an NFL Hall of Fame tackle had he chosen football but it required too much structure and discipline for a cancer like him.
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Tigers4Lyfe7 days
The only difference is he'll have nothing but time (and boredom) in prison so it may push him to follow through.
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Jay Quest9 days
You have to like his enthusiasm even though it's probably being produced by stupidity. Not all federal lockups are easy to navigate. He might get tested.
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Borntoboogy9 days
What's he going in for?
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Borntoboogy9 days
Insurance fraud!
White collar crime. 40 months , 3yrs supervised release. Federal prison.
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So white collar resort prison, not PMITA prison.
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KennabraTiger7 days
You mean FMITA prison?
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Hahaha, what a goofass.
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