
A Menace to Sobriety
Favorite team: | Houston Astros ![]() |
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Registered on: | 6/7/2018 |
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re: Best comedians today?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/23/25 at 12:28 pm
Shane Gillis
Mark Normand
Daniel Tosh
Dave Chappelle
Jim Gaffigan
Anthony Jeselnik
John Mulaney
Andrew Schulze (his new Netflix special was great)
Jimmy Carr (saw him in New Orleans a year ago and thought he was great)
Probably missing a few others.
I forgot Jim Jefferies he's hilarious. I want to include Bill Burr too since I love his old stuff, but he hasn't been that great for a while.
Mark Normand
Daniel Tosh
Dave Chappelle
Jim Gaffigan
Anthony Jeselnik
John Mulaney
Andrew Schulze (his new Netflix special was great)
Jimmy Carr (saw him in New Orleans a year ago and thought he was great)
Probably missing a few others.
I forgot Jim Jefferies he's hilarious. I want to include Bill Burr too since I love his old stuff, but he hasn't been that great for a while.
re: Cowan had zero business going out there in the 9th
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 9:32 pm
I mean Cowan can't be trusted anymore, but not really sure who else you'd put in instead. The other options aren't any better.
re: Arrambide in there makes no sense
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 9:29 pm
Not Arambide's fault. Trash arse pitch. Cowan was a disaster tonight.
This team is a complete disaster on the road
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 9:27 pm
They just can't do it. They aren't capable. No reason and I mean NO reason to lose to a shite hole South Carolina team. Beyond unacceptable.
re: DAT (5/15) - .500's (Diesel) vs Arlington (DeGrom) 7pm MLB Network
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 9:19 pm
Abre-Poo > Cock Suck
re: DAT (5/15) - .500's (Diesel) vs Arlington (DeGrom) 7pm MLB Network
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 7:44 pm
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I wish the Astros would just shut the frick up about injuries. Just don’t answer the questions if you can’t be honest.
If he’s “really close” but needs “a few more days”, then he’s not close. Just utter bullshite.
Exactly this. No he's not fricking close at all. They're lying their asses off.
re: Kids using “bru” or “bruh”
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 7:34 pm

Bru is the greatest word ever created.
quote:
At least they're not saying "cuh" any more.

re: The Fatigue is Real. Normal People are Tired of Dealing With These Idiots
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/15/25 at 3:30 pm
The people who immediately have to stand in the aisles after the plane lands are the worst kind of people. As if standing up and moving 2 feet makes any bit of difference in getting off the plane.
re: Great Directors' worst movie
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/14/25 at 9:44 pm
Quentin Tarantino-Death Proof
re: Case for optimism
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/13/25 at 1:56 am
Only way to ever feel optimism for them now is if they sold the team. This franchise is over.
re: mama's fighting at the Golden Corral on mothers day
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/12/25 at 7:34 pm
One looks like a definite Harvard grad, and the other looks like a definite MIT grad.
re: Urinal in the men’s room
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/12/25 at 11:06 am

Butters forever shows how it's done.
re: DAT 5/11: Reds (Petty) @ Astros (Blanco) 1:10 CT
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/11/25 at 6:34 pm
Cock Suck really is a great nickname. :lol:
Nice to see the hitting coming around.
Nice to see the hitting coming around.
re: How many pairs of cargo shorts do you own
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/11/25 at 6:25 pm

re: Amy Schumer's French Quarter Dream home
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/11/25 at 6:23 pm
Amy Schumer is fat and not at all funny.
re: Restaurant owner explains the realities of living in modern day Santa Monica, California
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/11/25 at 8:10 am
Leftists are the absolute worst.
re: Better Director: Fincher or Nolan
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/10/25 at 11:55 pm
I like Fincher, but it's definitely Nolan.
re: Epic 4 person no holds barred fight in the produce section of a grocery store
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/10/25 at 5:17 pm
Videos like that never ever disappoint.
re: DAT 5/10: Reds (Singer) @ Astros (LMJ) 6:10 CT
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/10/25 at 1:18 pm
THANKS DALEN. And that bobble head can probably base run better than the real thing.
DAT 5/10: Reds (Singer) @ Astros (LMJ) 6:10 CT
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/10/25 at 12:17 pm

What we saw Hunter Brown and Mr. Worth Every Penny Josh Hader do last night.

I see your 2 hit night from last night, Mr. Cocksuck. I see you.

This is 2 wins in a row, so the boys are slowly moving towards my circle of trust, but to Sleepy Joe:

I am glad I get to continue to milk these DATs today and hope the boys will allow me to have some more tomorrow. Good day, DATers.

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