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A Menace to Sobriety

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re: Best comedians today?

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/23/25 at 12:28 pm
Shane Gillis
Mark Normand
Daniel Tosh
Dave Chappelle
Jim Gaffigan
Anthony Jeselnik
John Mulaney
Andrew Schulze (his new Netflix special was great)
Jimmy Carr (saw him in New Orleans a year ago and thought he was great)

Probably missing a few others.

I forgot Jim Jefferies he's hilarious. I want to include Bill Burr too since I love his old stuff, but he hasn't been that great for a while.
I mean Cowan can't be trusted anymore, but not really sure who else you'd put in instead. The other options aren't any better.
Not Arambide's fault. Trash arse pitch. Cowan was a disaster tonight.
They just can't do it. They aren't capable. No reason and I mean NO reason to lose to a shite hole South Carolina team. Beyond unacceptable.
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I wish the Astros would just shut the frick up about injuries. Just don’t answer the questions if you can’t be honest.

If he’s “really close” but needs “a few more days”, then he’s not close. Just utter bullshite.


Exactly this. No he's not fricking close at all. They're lying their asses off.


Bru is the greatest word ever created.

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At least they're not saying "cuh" any more.


The people who immediately have to stand in the aisles after the plane lands are the worst kind of people. As if standing up and moving 2 feet makes any bit of difference in getting off the plane.
Quentin Tarantino-Death Proof

re: Case for optimism

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety on 5/13/25 at 1:56 am
Only way to ever feel optimism for them now is if they sold the team. This franchise is over.
One looks like a definite Harvard grad, and the other looks like a definite MIT grad.


Butters forever shows how it's done.
Cock Suck really is a great nickname. :lol:

Nice to see the hitting coming around.
Amy Schumer is fat and not at all funny.
I like Fincher, but it's definitely Nolan.
THANKS DALEN. And that bobble head can probably base run better than the real thing.


What we saw Hunter Brown and Mr. Worth Every Penny Josh Hader do last night.



I see your 2 hit night from last night, Mr. Cocksuck. I see you.



This is 2 wins in a row, so the boys are slowly moving towards my circle of trust, but to Sleepy Joe:



I am glad I get to continue to milk these DATs today and hope the boys will allow me to have some more tomorrow. Good day, DATers.