Have You Seen This 'A**-Slapping' Competition In Russian?

Yep. This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car.

The guy part needed to be cut out you heathen

The arse on that brunette........ dayum!

The blonde arse...oh my

Green Braids...holy shite!

well, this work day just became extremely more unproductive than it was already going to be. US Open AND Russian arse slapping......and the DEMS hate the Russians?

Slapass

I don’t think the participants are even sure what they are supposed to be doing.

This is where other countries exceed the US standards. Not on healthcare and finances.

Russians are the Japanese of white people.

IWHI

This is why the US is lagging behind the rest of the world.

A sport I could get "behind".

Are they not allowed to wear yoga pants?

They're doing it wrong.

Exactly how does one win an "arse slapping" competition?

This is one of those rare cases when a participation trophy makes sense. Everybody wins.

WHY IS THIS NOT ON ESPN

Green braids yes

Every single one of those women like anal