Kirstie Alley: "I used to demand two hours of sex a day"

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I probably get less than two hours a week, and I'm married.

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She can't help it you're a two-pump-chump, Brothello...

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I probably get less than two hours a week because I'm married.

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I probably get less than two hours a week, and I'm married

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You're doing something wrong. My wife and I can get it on pretty quick with her gettin 2 and me getting 1 in about 5 minutes of actual frickin. So, two hours a week is still a LOT of frickin for married people unless you still don't know how to make your wife cum and take 30 minutes. Or if she's one of them needy bitches who needs all kinda kissy kiss before you bang that hole.

her age kinda shows here

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so how long before she gets fat again and then goes on a bunch of shows about how she was fat lost the weight and then lost motivation and got fat again. But then she suddenly finds Jenny Craig and loses weight again. Attention whore.

her appetite for sex rivals her appetite for bacon

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That's a ginormous, fergie/troll looking bitch

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for kristie alley... i'd get that done in 2 hours as I probably couldn't blow a load looking at her.

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what about here?

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But I'd do it for the right amount of cash

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a billion dollars?

I'm usually done before the 12 minute mark.

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So then that proves having a lot of sex will result in weight loss

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Or that she is so damn big/huge, everytime the dude would open his eyes and look at her, he would go limp, and have to start all over again... :yack:

Are there really people on the OT that think that if a woman is big now that must mean she's always been fat?

This reminded me of this movie scene.

Go to :48

If I am drunk it takes me two hours to nut :lol:

Somehow I imagine her "lovers" pumping her but staring at a clock waiting for the two hours to be up and running out of the room yelling FREEDOM when the time is up

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Wow. That alone should be enough to keep her weight down.

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not if she just lays there.

True. But if her man is doing it even a little bit right, she'll be moving enough.

2 hrs is 2 hrs.

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I love me some Kristie Alley

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GTFO

Can I put a strap on on and call it sex? :lol:

2 hours of sex?? Uh no fricking thanks. How 20 minutes. 10 in the morn, 10 at night.

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Cheers Kristie Alley is very different from Fat Actress Kristie Alley FWIW

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yes indeed...she used to be pretty damn hot...

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There was a time when she was hot,

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No shite. 30 years ago it would've been a pleasure satisfying her insatiable craving for orgasms.

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There was a time when she was hot, just sayin.....

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That time is now.

Marathon sex is rarely enjoyable for either party involved.

I takes 1.5 hours just to get her saddle on.

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I takes 1.5 hours just to get her feed bag on.

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FTFY.

Also, we need a "strikethrough" button, Cluckster.

MAKE.

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