"I Hate Tennessee" by Irvin Carney
Man, I hate Tennessee
Because, first of all, it's Tennessee
I just hate 'em because they low down, they dirty, they some snitches
And I hate Phillip Fulmer
I hate they colors
I'm not a dog person
I just hate Tennessee
I hate Neyland Stadium
It looks like a garbage truck working convention
And I hate all they quarterbacks
I just...I hate Tennesee, man
I hate Tennessee more than I hate Auburn
I just dislike Auburn
See, Tennessee's colors is that throw-up orange
It's not that orange that you can sit with
It's that puke inside of a pumpkin orange
And I don't like pumpkins
So, I really don't like Tennessee
I can't stress that enough, man
They losers
They sore losers
Because they're not Alabama
I hate Tennessee, man
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