
PhilipMarlowe
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| Number of Posts: | 21953 |
| Registered on: | 3/15/2013 |
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re: The gay community in Europe needs to stop horsing around
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/13/26 at 6:48 pm to hawgfaninc
Odds it was a muzzie?
re: I remember what it feels and sounds like to pull the knob on a cigarette vending machine
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/12/26 at 4:11 am to weagle1999
I’ve only used one of those machines a couple of times. I remember seeing them everywhere when I was a kid, but when I was old enough to smoke they had all but disappeared.
The first time was when I was about 14 in Kansas for the KU basketball camp with a friend. His family had relatives scattered all over the state, so we spent part of the trip making the rounds and visiting them. One stop was a small town where his uncle & grandma lived.
For some reason, we ended up at a VFW type bar with his uncle in the middle of the afternoon. I assume he was in charge of keeping an eye on us while my friend’s mom was away. There were a few old-timers in there not really paying attention, and my friend got the idea that we should try to buy a pack of cigarettes from the vending machine without anyone noticing.
Naturally, we couldn’t get the thing to work. It either jammed or we were doing something wrong. Then his uncle walked over. I was sure we were about to get chewed out. Instead, he worked some kind of magic, and got the machine to cough up our smokes. He handed them to us, and walked away without saying a word. :lol:
I still remember sitting on the front porch of his grandmother’s smoking one of those cigarettes on the night of the Atlanta Olympics bombing. I also remember seeing the movie showgirls for the first time on that trip. :lol:
The other time was at a bar in wrigleyville after a cubs game drunk off my arse.
The first time was when I was about 14 in Kansas for the KU basketball camp with a friend. His family had relatives scattered all over the state, so we spent part of the trip making the rounds and visiting them. One stop was a small town where his uncle & grandma lived.
For some reason, we ended up at a VFW type bar with his uncle in the middle of the afternoon. I assume he was in charge of keeping an eye on us while my friend’s mom was away. There were a few old-timers in there not really paying attention, and my friend got the idea that we should try to buy a pack of cigarettes from the vending machine without anyone noticing.
Naturally, we couldn’t get the thing to work. It either jammed or we were doing something wrong. Then his uncle walked over. I was sure we were about to get chewed out. Instead, he worked some kind of magic, and got the machine to cough up our smokes. He handed them to us, and walked away without saying a word. :lol:
I still remember sitting on the front porch of his grandmother’s smoking one of those cigarettes on the night of the Atlanta Olympics bombing. I also remember seeing the movie showgirls for the first time on that trip. :lol:
The other time was at a bar in wrigleyville after a cubs game drunk off my arse.
re: FIFA World Cup countdown at 2 days 0 hours. I do not care. does anybody else?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/9/26 at 2:46 pm to Trevaylin
frick off.
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re: Call your shot- who wins the World Cup
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/5/26 at 7:32 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Spain.
re: Rooster HBO Premiere 3-8-26
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/4/26 at 12:14 am to Gras Doux
I’ve been watching this over the last few days, and finished tonight. I didn’t really have any expectations going into it, but I really enjoyed it. Some genuinely hilarious moments, funny writing and a pretty great cast of characters. Hoping it gets a second season.
re: It's World Cup time bitches
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/3/26 at 6:50 pm to DestrehanTiger
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I hate the long goal calls by Spanish play-by-play guys. If
WOAT.
re: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/3/26 at 6:43 pm to saintsfan22
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She about to put up Spring Thomas numbers

re: Chicago seems like a wonderful city - why does everyone here shite on it?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/3/26 at 9:36 am to StringedInstruments
Chicago > NYC tbqh.
re: UK police finally release Henry Nowak bodycam footage
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/1/26 at 9:19 pm to Fun Bunch
Those engliah cucks need to burn it all down, but they won’t, because they’re cucks.
re: Trial set to begin in murder of Austin Metcalf by Karmelo Anthony; Verdict is GUILTY
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/1/26 at 8:44 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
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What harm was he allegedly causing?
Disraspek
re: At what age did you begin sleeping naked?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 6/1/26 at 2:11 am to LSU Coyote
Damn. Sorry for your loss. Pics of Nymeria were GOAT.
re: Tottenham Hotspur 2025/26 Season Long Thread: Saved From The Abyss
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/30/26 at 2:54 pm to Alyosha
Thankful that haramball didn’t triumph in the end. God is great.
re: Second suspect accused in deadly Florida Boulevard shoe store shooting
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/30/26 at 12:19 am to OysterPoBoy
Give me the mic', so I can take it away
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodger Brooklyn squad
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodger Brooklyn squad
re: Top Cities People Are Moving To (and Leaving) in 2026
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/29/26 at 5:59 pm to Shorts Guy
Look out dfw, Deepak coming in hot!
re: For All Mankind S5 (AppleTV) Spoilers
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/29/26 at 11:04 am to Esquire
Is this show utter woke girl bossing nonsense? I’ve always assumed so, and just stayed away, but a few people I know have mentioned they like it.
re: Why is the post office slower than ever these days?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/28/26 at 5:38 pm to tigerskin
Thanks Trump.
re: Two Minnesota Women Charged in $21 Million Medicaid Autism Fraud Scheme
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/28/26 at 12:53 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Scum. Gtfo.
re: What’s the creepiest town in Louisiana?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/27/26 at 3:16 am to Chastains
Newellton
re: Burning question: How did Portuguese evolve as a language distinct from Spanish?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/26/26 at 4:36 pm to diat150
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the centuries-long Christian reconquest
We need to run this back fam.
re: Tottenham Hotspur 2025/26 Season Long Thread: Saved From The Abyss
Posted by PhilipMarlowe on 5/24/26 at 7:16 pm to Alyosha
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Tottenham being an embarrassment all year has kept me from enjoying west ham going down for the most part, but this one fricking got me.
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