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Controversial Paraguayan swimmer Luana Alonso is kickstarting her post-athletic career by taking her talents to OnlyFans...
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The 20-year-old beauty -- who made headlines for reportedly being booted from the 2024 Olympics for sparking an "inappropriate atmosphere," which she later denied -- dropped the link to her profile a few days ago ... promising exclusive content for a hefty $35 a month.
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According to Daily Mail, Alonso hasn't dipped her toe into any nudity ... instead electing to keep it pretty PG-13.
Filed Under: Summer Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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JackieTreehorn15 days
Simps are the downfall of the planet.
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Martini16 days
Looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel.
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LSU Tiger Eyes16 days
$35???? Hard Laugh! It's free day and night on Ocean Drive in South Beach and absolutely NOT PG Rated!
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TommyDaTiger14 days
You can say that again!!!!
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LSU Tiger Eyes16 days
$35???? Hard Laugh! It's free day and night on Ocean Drive in South Beach and absolutely NOT PG Rated!
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UnclePat7618 days
She has the side face of a lady in her 40’s.
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UnclePat7618 days
Wide
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Waverunner19 days
HARD PASS!
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Waverunner19 days
HARD PASS!
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Waverunner19 days
HARD PASS!
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I wonder how long it takes bae to learn how much she overestimated PG-13 is worth.
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Fightin Okra19 days
Fish face. Perfect for swimmer
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Jyrdis19 days
She’s very average looking. Not sure why $35 is a selling point. Oh wait, lotta incels out there.
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ItNeverRains17 days
Jesus. She’s a blonde with blue eyes and a tight body. She hotter than 90% of the planet based on that alone.
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TigerFanatic9919 days
For $35 a month she'd better be taking baseball bats up her cooch.
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thermal922119 days
She got the Selena Gomez Chrissy tiegen face.
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mpwilging19 days
of an opinion of herself IMHO.
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mpwilging19 days
Hope she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball, because she has far too high
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morganwadefan19 days
I believe she means $3.50
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Rex Feral19 days
$35 for PG13? Where's the bra section from 30 year old Sears catalog?
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TigerLunatik19 days
We really are extremely loose with the word beauty these days.
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Play_Neck19 days
who would've thunk it after the Olympics rumors and "retirement"
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mpwilging19 days
Looks like John Legends wife, and that's not a compliment
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