ClientNumber9

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re: Do you have a 401K? You might want to know this.

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/15/26 at 9:49 am to GatorOnAnIsland

Why the frick can people not figure out "lose" vs "loose"? Jesus Christ.

re: New Jersey teacher who slept with students at family bagel shop learns prison sentence

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/13/26 at 12:53 pm to djmed

I can fix her

After we get her back from the orthodontist

re: Q: Why no diversity in your movie cast? A: It's about Denmark in the 1750s.

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/12/26 at 6:34 am to TrueTiger

Imagine being from a race so insecure you have to shoehorn yourself into every era, time period, and civilization for validation.

re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/11/26 at 8:00 pm to Kafka

frick the vacuum lady. I want to know what's going on with the kid crouched down next to the garage.

re: ICE has begun mass inspections of tractor trailers at state borders

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/11/26 at 5:45 pm to Indefatigable

Holy shite, you don't your legal authorities. If you don't know, maybe don't just say things.

re: FAA Shuts Down El Paso for 10 Days. Update: Rescinded

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/11/26 at 7:33 am to Lsut81

The tough thing about this closure is El Paso is not really near any other large cities. It's not like closing a major airport on the east coast, where you might be 90 miles from Baltimore, DC, Philly or NYC. The nearest big city from El Paso is ABQ or Phoenix, which are both hundreds of miles away.

re: Football top speed (Updated)

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/10/26 at 3:09 pm to Shanks A Lot

Cool charts, thank you for sharing. I was wondering why some of the WRs had slower top speeds but higher percentages.

Tiger Rant

re: Kansas is winning it all this year

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/10/26 at 3:26 am to theCAW

Paul Pierce

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re: Crockett racking bills on 5 star hotels, white glove limo service, private security

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/5/26 at 12:42 pm to Strannix

Black people are OBSESSED with the visible demonstration of wealth. Especially when it's new or belonging to the tax payer.

re: Samantha Guthrie’s mom

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/5/26 at 9:36 am to Blizzard of Chizz

Kidnapping is a federal crime enforced by the FBI.

re: Parents detail spending $16k per year on JaXXXons travel ball career

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/4/26 at 8:02 am to tiggerthetooth

Her kid's name is Braison. Not to sidetrack this thread but names like this are the downfall of America. Everybody's kid has to be special and unique. We can't be John or Frank or Robert or William or David anymore. frick that fatass.

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re: When Did The Phenomenon of Democrats Calling Republicans "Nazis" Begin?

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/3/26 at 6:22 pm to Harry Caray

Why is it when 100 idiots fly a Nazi flag suddenly the entire Republican party is Nazi. But when tens of thousands of liberals join antifa and advocate communism, the entire Democrat party isn't painted with the same brush?

re: How would Bird fare today?

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/3/26 at 7:16 am to prplhze2000

As much as I love Bird, he would not do as well in today's game. He acknowledged as much, saying multiple times in various documentaries that, starting in the late 80s, a new generation of different athletes were entering the game. He stated that by the early 90s they would be peaking at that he "needed to get out of the NBA then", and it wasn't just due to his ailing back.

I think he's still have a role as a passing big man with a great 3 point shot but he wouldn't be averaging 25+ ppg.

ETA: In no way does this detract from his legacy. In the same way an offensive lineman in the 70s wouldn't match up with his 2026 counterpart, the game has just changed with diet, strength training and technology.

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re: U.S. Secret Service: Cyberscam victim who lost ~1million gets her money back + interest

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/2/26 at 6:15 pm to Ailsa

Secret Service interrupting Darwin. Don't approve.

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re: So much for Rooney rule

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 2/1/26 at 6:12 pm to nicholastiger

Show me where the Rooney rule states black coaches must be hired.

re: Paul George suspended 25 games for violating NBA drug policy

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 1/31/26 at 11:48 am to Wayne Campbell

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What victim play?

The "I'm suffering from mental health issues so that's why I took drugs" victim card. Sounds a lot better than "hey y'all I snort cocaine".

re: Explosions in Iran

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 1/31/26 at 11:22 am to omegaman66

First page

ETA: this is my 10,000 post. This shite better be for real or I wasted it. :wah:

re: Are German cars worth the maintenance headaches and associated costs?

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 1/30/26 at 2:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe

I have a 2022 Audi S4 that's been completely maintenance free (knocking hard on wood right now) and it's such a great little car. It's a lot faster than people realize, handles great and the all wheel drive pushes the acceleration off the line. Launch mode is a lot of fun.

It's got almost 60K miles and it's running as well as it was when I drove it off the lot.

re: Jewelry store raids in Irving, Frisco linked to $55 million gold scam targeting seniors.

Posted by ClientNumber9 on 1/30/26 at 5:06 am to GeauxTigers123

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They are charged with being part of a scam that starts with emails to elderly victims alerting them that their names have been associated with committing criminal acts and threatening them with arrests if they don't buy gold and hand it over to couriers.

Not forgiving criminal actions and they should be prosecuted, but I don't understand how people fall for this kind of stuff. It's not like they forged an IRS letterhead or faked law enforcement credentials and showed up at your house in suits. How could a 65-year-old person believe that law enforcement would direct you to buy gold and hand it over to a courier to avoid prosecution for a criminal act you didn't commit?