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On Wednesday there was a report that Harvey Updyke had only paid $99 of the $796,731.98 he owes Auburn for poisoning the oak trees at Toomer’s Corner. On Thursday, he responded with this...
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SmackDaniels138 months
"21 meds" you don't say?
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CP3LSU25138 months
fricking trashy gumps. That whole fan base needs to leave the country.
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idlewatcher138 months
$700k+? Seems pretty steep, but he should still have his a$$ kicked either way.
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Jizzy08138 months
Coffee is for closers!!!
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GeauxTigerTM138 months
Honestly...could this guy be a bigger BAMA fan cliche? You'd swear we made him up on this board...
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BowDownToLSU138 months
He lives in LP now
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Cracker138 months
fricking inbred gump
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Martini138 months
He's an absolutely disgusting piece of shite and I'm sure when the 16 month old is 16 he will have zero to do with his degenerate grandfather. Is this douchebag still in Louisiana? I'd keep the Mexicans and deport his cracker, Appalachia arse.
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LSULyle00690138 months
There's no way his grandson is named Joey, you know it's "Bear," " Saban," "Elephant" or "RTR"
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JumpingTheShark138 months
"my lawyer's, the court, or nobody never got in touch with me"

So either Harvey's lawyer, the court, or not a single fricking person never called him.....wait what?
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geauxbrown138 months
He should have thought about that before he decided to poison a bunch of trees. Too much Bama
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DivePlay138 months
The bammers should give him a bank teller job to help him out...
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SpidermanTUba138 months
File bankruptcy you friggin moron.
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High C138 months
Now he's poisoned the English language, too.
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Displaced138 months
sorry, my math was wrong. it will only take 664 years.
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Displaced138 months
don't worry guys, at $100 a month he will have those trees paid off in only 66,394 years (assuming no interest)
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OzChuffnugg138 months
Sounds like he will have to exchange the double wide for a tent
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lsuhunt555138 months
Should have thought about that before you poisoned the trees.
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justice138 months
Shouldn't have done the crime if you couldn't afford it.
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theBru138 months
The blue gumps actually expect him to pay them? It will never happen, unless some of the NFL red gumps take up a collection for him...bet ole st nickie will be one of the first to donate...feel sorry for his family, not him...
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