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re: Portnoy roasts the SEC for their Cupcake City scheduling.

Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:47 am to
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34837 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:47 am to
He's not wrong.

As consumers, we should boycott these games and demand better product for our money.


We won't boycott though. We'll just bitch about it while we accept it.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77640 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:48 am to
Ohio St. has played one ranked team all year, Texas. Their entire year is cupcake.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 11:49 am
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18709 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:55 am to
It’s always funny when the cupcake beats the blue blood though.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36108 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:55 am to
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What the frick is the difference of playing cupcakes in the beginning or end of your schedule?


Alabama would probably have 1 less loss if we had opened the season with FCS instead of going on the road to Florida St.

Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
28334 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:57 am to
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Jerry World
Member since Nov 2025
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Yet another alter
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26586 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:57 am to
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Didn't see you running your dick sucker then.


Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22237 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:00 pm to
This has always been the stupidest gripe. Who gives a damn when you play them? It’s not like the schedule is supposed to get harder as the season goes on.

Posted by RT58
Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
4224 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:01 pm to
Has he even looked at OSU's scheduling among others? They ALL have cupcakes on their schedule just like the SEC
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
18180 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:46 pm to
So does this assclown even notice that Florida, Georgia, Kentucky and South Carolina play ACC teams their last game of the season?
Posted by ShockG3Pac
Saint Amant
Member since Feb 2025
14 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:09 pm to
Portnoy is a no nothing arsehole. Big 10 isgarbage just like he is
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13173 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:12 pm to
Playing OOC cupcakes is better than playing a full schedule of cupcakes in conference like OSU had and is doing…..
Posted by Nomadic Bengal
Member since Jul 2022
3229 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:12 pm to
Portnoy is a little boy. I’d love to smack the shite out of lil tippitoes
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 1:13 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34837 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:13 pm to
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Portnoy is a little boy. I’d love to smack the shite out of lil tippitoes



Kinky...
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
36856 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:14 pm to
Or you could go the Ohio State route and play Wisconsin , ucla, Purdue. Rutgers

All horrid teams
Posted by Willowglen
Member since Sep 2017
45 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:15 pm to
Eastern Illinois University doesn’t even qualify as a cupcake.

I am familiar with the school having won a state track championship at EIU decades ago. Illinois a big competitive state so memories and interest stick. Good stadium for a track meet, not so much for football.

The school’s enrollment has plunged by half over the last 20 years. They are desperate for students. It is now a small university. Recruiting for football has to be challenging in a flat featureless town with little to do and with mostly students from Central Illinois. Very difficult for EIU because an education major (historically a plus for them) pales in comparison to Illinois State two hours up the road and which is just as easy to get in.

This may seem an odd comment for this board but the Chicago suburbs send large groups of students to Auburn Alabama, Georgia and so on. Over half of Illinois students leave the state.

I am astounded this game has been scheduled.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3829 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:16 pm to
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Has he even looked at OSU's scheduling among others? They ALL have cupcakes on their schedule just like the SEC


He hates OSU so he probably doesn’t look at their schedule
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72732 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:18 pm to
A lot of the "quality" teams don't necessarily want to put a UGA on their OOC schedule, they are just trying to make a bowl game, and maybe just maybe make a playoff in a dream season.

There's not a line of schools 100 deep trying to play a big SEC school voluntarily.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4023 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:22 pm to
Portnoy is a certified jerk. Name me one Power 4 team that doesn't do this. Heck, outside of OSU, Indiana and Oregon the entire B1G is nothing but cupcakes.
Posted by DawgTired
Member since Jul 2018
753 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Portnoy is a no nothing arsehole. Big 10 isgarbage just like he is


Portnoy has a face even a mother could punch.
Posted by Tideroller
Lower Alabama
Member since Jan 2022
3102 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:52 pm to
Please. The Big 10 has cupcake week every week. Today's Big Noon Kickoff? Ohio State - Rutgers.
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