re: Write a haiku about your season opener

Posted by MikeyFL

Member since Sep 2010

9898 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 2:21 am to BowlJackson

We will pay Monroe
One million to tell us that
Greyson Lambert sucks

Posted by DannyB

Bagram, Afghanistan

Member since Aug 2010

6141 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 2:59 am to BowlJackson

Bert is a fat arse
Josh Dobbs is an alien
Richt has lost control

/thread. Contains the 3 things we all learned this off-season!!

This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 3:00 am

Posted by Ramsey Rocket

Sturgis, KY

Member since Jan 2014

564 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:09 am to DannyB

Cocks whip UNC
Start looking toward Georgia
Cats light that arse up

Posted by MaroonNation

StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!

Member since Nov 2010

22079 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:25 am to BowlJackson

Nugget 2, starved dead
Yellow, color of sick shite
Southern Miss is doomed

Posted by Rusty Bates

Mitcham Beat, AL

Member since Jul 2011

193 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:26 am to BowlJackson

A clash of titans
I'm talking about fan size
Beer and cheddar cheese

Posted by zelman

Bogan Walk

Member since Feb 2015

2400 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:33 am to BowlJackson

I try to fathom
why Arkansas sucks so bad:
the mind rebelling.

Posted by SB in KC

Oklahoma City

Member since Jan 2012

406 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:13 am to zelman

Is the east still down?
LOL at Tennessee
Mizzou wins again

Posted by atlgator

Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville

Member since Aug 2014

5520 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:23 am to BowlJackson

Oh yeah, frick the Vols

It has been 10 years of falls

Oh yeah, they suck balls

Posted by Vols&Shaft83

Throbbing Member

Member since Dec 2012

70096 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:31 am to Tornado Alley

The rant is afraid
They see the Vols are coming
Over the middle

Posted by CoachDon

Louisville

Member since Sep 2014

12409 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:51 am to BugaPainTrain7

We play ULL
Commonwealth will look brand new
I am excited

Posted by Cheese Grits

Wherever I lay my hat is my home

Member since Apr 2012

58840 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:54 am to dbeck

Where is the words with more than 1 syllable?

I tried to keep it 1 syllable words for the Line Beards who might be reading.

Posted by UAtide11

Member since Apr 2014

2190 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:09 am to BowlJackson

The season is nigh
No one knows what to expect
yet butthurt abounds

Posted by madmaxvol

Infinity + 1 Posts

Member since Oct 2011

20928 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:19 am to BowlJackson

Heading to Nashville
Time to start the hype machine
Vols ruin the rant

This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 8:28 am

Posted by AgsNguyening

USA

Member since Jul 2014

2798 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:43 am to BowlJackson

ASU is tough
It will be a well fought game
Tigers Super Bowl

Posted by AgsNguyening

USA

Member since Jul 2014

2798 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:45 am to AgsNguyening

Sun Devils will curse
LSU Tigers will moan
Aggies will just roll

Posted by Pettifogger

I don't really care, Margaret

Member since Feb 2012

83602 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:48 am to BowlJackson

Louisville section
Probably full of hair gel
shite is flammable

Posted by UOFMO

Member since Dec 2011

286 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:52 am to BowlJackson

Hate to give Texas credit but these were some damn funny haikus about Oklahoma LINK /

Posted by OldPete

Georgia

Member since Oct 2013

2870 posts

Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:12 am to BowlJackson

Nick likes openers
But needs to find a QB
To drink some Wiscy