Vols&Shaft83
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | Throbbing Member |
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| Number of Posts: | 69912 |
| Registered on: | 12/10/2012 |
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re: Things a man should know
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/9/24 at 5:20 pm
All but 21 and 27 for me.
I know my alcohol capacity but don't always stick within my limits.
Haven't learned a second language, and I certainly won't be learning French or German. ...
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re: Official BLACK SAILS Re-watch/1st Watch Thread - Current watch: S2, EP1 to EP3
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/9/24 at 3:38 pm
[quote]he's a small dude but wields a large cutlass.[/quote]
Definitely wouldn't want to cross swords with him.
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re: Official BLACK SAILS Re-watch/1st Watch Thread - Current watch: S2, EP1 to EP3
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/9/24 at 1:03 pm
[quote]Thanks for showing us Van'e penis, Starz. Preciate it.
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I knew someone was gonna bring it up
Really could have done without my girl seeing his pipe and saying "Dammmmn". :lol:...
re: Bring Us Your Memes Thread
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/8/24 at 5:51 pm
[embed]https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1787942171393352153?t=wj8ovxtSHpQdG2NgensWIg&s=19[/embed]...
re: Why does Tennessee Baseball think they invented cream uniforms?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/5/24 at 2:14 pm
Neat :thup: ...
re: Why does Tennessee Baseball think they invented cream uniforms?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/5/24 at 2:04 pm
TIL:
Random Tweet speaks for Tennessee Baseball
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re: Star Wars restored theatrical version
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/4/24 at 9:46 pm
Han shot first in this version ...
re: Saturday Baseball Thread
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/4/24 at 7:49 pm
THROW THE DAMN TOWEL ...
re: Bill Dance is a horrible fisherman
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/4/24 at 6:59 pm
"I'll put a knot on your head big enough to need a birth certificate "....
re: What cell phone games do y’all recommend?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/4/24 at 3:32 pm
Do not recommend that one that's always advertised on prnhub...it "MAKES YOU CUM IN 5 SECONDS". ...
re: Remember the Titans
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/2/24 at 4:33 pm
[quote]Dang...just did a little research on Gerry Bertier. In the 1971 season, Bertier had 42 sacks and his tackles for loss caused RBs to lose a total of 432 yards.[/quote]
This is why you cannot replace a Gerry Bertier....
re: Columbia student: "The school is obligated to bring us food"
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/30/24 at 6:13 pm
[quote]She is a paid instructor & PhD candidate at Columbia studying "theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens"
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You're making this up, this can't possibly be a thing.....please
[quote]No, I'm not making this up.
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I don't want to live on ...
re: Someone had some fun in the neighborhood pool last night. Grats on the secks.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/30/24 at 9:38 am
[quote]Also, shower sex is just awkward and slippery.[/quote]
Depends on the shower. If you have a spacious shower, with a rainfall shower head, and a bench, shower sex is amazing. Well worth the investment in a bathroom upgrade.
But a standard walk in is awkward, uncomfortable, and dangero...
re: Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/28/24 at 6:01 pm
[quote]It’s weird that you think about me like that[/quote]
Sorry I picture you as very effeminate :dunno:
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re: Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/28/24 at 5:17 pm
[quote]AOC was killed there and dawgfan still pees himself a little when thinking about all those people in red hats[/quote]
dawgfan definitely sits down to pee.
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re: Game of Thrones/ House of Dragon
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/28/24 at 10:44 am
[quote]Still haven’t started hotd. GoT left such a shite taste in my mouth[/quote]
I felt the same way, but it's worth watching.
Get some HOT D in your life. ...
re: Mizzou just announced a stadium renovation of $250 mil.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/26/24 at 2:14 pm
Because The Swamp is a heaping pile of shite. Should just drop a MOAB on the fricker and start from scratch. Probably cheaper than renovating
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re: Your Fav Movie Villains?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/24/24 at 9:52 pm
Simon Phoenix
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re: The Top 20 Movies That Made Men Cry
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/24/24 at 6:10 pm
Yondu's funeral in Guardians of Galaxy 2 hit me hard. Father and Son was an absolutely perfect song choice for that scene.
fricking Cat Stevens, man. ...
re: THR Article - Studio Profit Report: A Year of Major Transition
Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 4/24/24 at 3:37 pm
[quote]thanks to the dual labor strikes in 2023, the fallout on the film pipeline and the box office remaining below pre-COVID pandemic levels[/quote]
Notice how bloated budgets and shitty product aren't mentioned here.
[quote]Disney
Profit: -$666M (the loss widened sharply from -$20M in 20...
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