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re: WERE GOING BOWLING - Vols&Shaft83
We need a better performance from our offense the next 3 weeks, but I don't see any reason we can't win out. We should be 6-3 right now, it sucks that we played like complete shite for our first 2 games. ...
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re: I need some thoughts and prayers for my sister - Vols&Shaft83
Thank you all so much No updates yet, I'm about to hop on a flight to Sarasota to be with my family, hopefully I'll have more information soon. ...
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I need some thoughts and prayers for my sister - Vols&Shaft83
She's been admitted to the ICU with blood clots in her lungs. Any positive energy the rant can send her way would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance ...
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Let me say it again, louder, for the ranters in the back - Vols&Shaft83
Last night, Bama was protected, and needed protection, FROM TENNESSEE. I suggest they let that one marinate ...
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re: Officiating in last night's Bama-Tennessee game-REC doing werk - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]When it's so bad that Serraneux is getting upvotes by the board for calling it out, it's bad. [/quote] For real :rotflmao:...
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re: I'm just gonna bring it up again because it needs to be hammered home - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]You can’t hit the QB well after he’s thrown the ball. he didn’t[/quote] Stopped reading right there... you're completely full of shite ...
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re: I'm just gonna bring it up again because it needs to be hammered home - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]Should I post the definition of roughing the passer so you’ll know what it is? [/quote] It was a clear late hit on a defenseless player after the pass was thrown. The defender even paused after the ball was thrown before shoving Maurer to the ground. Give me a fricking break dude....
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re: I'm just gonna bring it up again because it needs to be hammered home - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]No I wanted them to correctly call it a roughing the passer [/quote] This.... It should have been the call in the first place. ...
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re: I'm just gonna bring it up again because it needs to be hammered home - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]Pretty sure the stoppage of play was because the play clock didn't reset. Ref came and was signaling up for them to reset it to 25.[/quote] Yeah, and I have a 13 inch cock that I placed Kate Beckinsale's arse this morning :rolleyes:...
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I'm just gonna bring it up again because it needs to be hammered home - Vols&Shaft83
Bama got EVERY single critical call last night, and they can deny it all they want, but we all know the truth. The SEC protected them last night, from Tennessee, they need to let that one marinate. ...
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re: WWE Hell in a Cell | 6:00 PM | Preshow 5:00 PM | WWEN - Vols&Shaft83
We better get a Sting appearance, that's all I fricking know ...
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re: A good friend of mine and longtime lurker of this board is not doing too well. Please pray - Vols&Shaft83
Prayers for your friend and his family. :cheers:...
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re: How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other? - Vols&Shaft83
It was like 2 months in, during anal she farted my dick out, the terrified yet amused look on her face... I laughed so hard I farted too. We're happily divorced ...
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re: Worst pain? - Vols&Shaft83
Having to poop after leg day :wah:...
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re: Statistically, 35% of this board is Obese - Vols&Shaft83
1 out of every 3 TD posters..... weighs as much as the other 2...
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re: Lady in a Hijab just requested off of my flight and the plane returned to the gate - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]My post was referring to checked baggage only, which is documented. ETA: We're dealing with bureaucracy laden regulations enforced by high school dropouts here. It's far from a catch all.[/quote] As if I needed another reason to be a nervous flyer ...
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re: Report: Jeremy Banks threatened to smack a woman on camera back in August - Vols&Shaft83
[quote]So you approve of this thuggery Volsand shaft? Shameful [/quote] I disapprove of our inability to keep this shite out of the news...
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re: Report: Jeremy Banks threatened to smack a woman on camera back in August - Vols&Shaft83
Are you under the impression that I still give a shite about Pruitt or this football team? We're a basketball school now. And I'll work out my issues in your wife's butthole, tenderly and respectfully of course. ...
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