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Write a haiku about your season opener

Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:50 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:50 pm
AU owns the dome
Petrino likes the booty
Louisville sucks balls
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:50 pm to
Smoke a Bowl, Jackson

Getting all philosophical on us
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:51 pm to
Jonathan Jon Jon
Ponathan Ponathan Pon
Bonathan Bon Bon
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:54 pm to


It's a school night, don't you have some algebra homework or something?
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:56 pm to
I'm only taking 12 hours baw. I only have school Tuesday ans Thursday's, with one online Econ and 2nd 7 weeks class bitch
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:57 pm to
No.
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 6:57 pm to
LSU Tigers
Aggies are LSU's bitch
The Cycle is real
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

AU owns the dome
Petrino likes the booty
Louisville sucks balls




Here is something similar, only different


Line Beards War Damn Eagle
Kick their arse men of the plains
Drop mike exit Stage Left
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25468 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:02 pm to
Bama will dominate
Big ten schedules are a joke
All tigers are gay.
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:03 pm to
Ima go out back

Pop my trunk and yall gone see

Freezus saves, Swag don't.

Posted by BengalBaritone
DTB
Member since Jul 2015
367 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:04 pm to
Brandon Harris, yo
LSU is the bomb, yo
Bend over, cowboys
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7823 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:15 pm to
Gimmick Gus Malzahn
Cannot win without Newton
Hog calling next year
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46551 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:16 pm to
frick ol' Wisconsin
But frick Auburn so much more
Because frick Auburn
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:27 pm to
Jerry World, again!
Alabama scores fitty,
Wisconsin nothing.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:40 pm to
Bro. Not only does Tennessee not open with Auburn, but we don't even play this year. You had ONE job
Posted by throwingoranges
Member since Jul 2014
555 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Bama will dominate
Big ten schedules are a joke
All tigers are gay.


Your Haiku is weak.
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:42 pm to
haikued have skipped this thread
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
1683 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:42 pm to
It's finally here
The season opening game
SEC is fricked
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25468 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Your Haiku is weak.


Much like your gay tigers.
Posted by throwingoranges
Member since Jul 2014
555 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:44 pm to
Summer grass is cut
The fields are properly lined
Tennessee loses
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