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re: Write a haiku about your season opener
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:23 am to rammerfinjammer
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:23 am to rammerfinjammer
rammerjammer jerks
to tranny dicks and fake boobs
a strange sort of gay
to tranny dicks and fake boobs
a strange sort of gay
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:31 am to BowlJackson
Roll Tide yells the crowd.
Nick Saban prepares the troops.
The Badgers are doomed.
Nick Saban prepares the troops.
The Badgers are doomed.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:34 am to BowlJackson
Who are we playing?
I have never heard of them.
Bourbon pours like rain.
I have never heard of them.
Bourbon pours like rain.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:39 am to LelandSU
Why am I working?
I should be drunk as frick now.
This sucks like ghey Ags!
I should be drunk as frick now.
This sucks like ghey Ags!
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:01 am to Vols&Shaft83
Smoky out tunnel
One hundred yards deer rifle
Could drop him, Eli
One hundred yards deer rifle
Could drop him, Eli
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 11:41 am
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:28 am to Jacknola
Gamecocks Play Today
Can not be worse than last year
Head Ball Coach said so
Can not be worse than last year
Head Ball Coach said so
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:32 am to Sid E Walker
quote:Best one in the thread.
Jerry World, again!
Alabama scores fitty,
Wisconsin nothing.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:57 am to BowlJackson
LSU gonna win
McNeese does not stand a chance
GTH Cowboys
McNeese does not stand a chance
GTH Cowboys
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 10:57 am
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:54 pm to zelman
quote:
I love these threads
Well, get to 'ku-ing, baw. See what you got.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:58 pm to Masterag
There, in the distance,
a lone pine. The wind whispers,
"The Aggies are ghey."
a lone pine. The wind whispers,
"The Aggies are ghey."
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:59 pm to BowlJackson
The Hogs will win this
Utep is not very good
Ready to get drunk
Utep is not very good
Ready to get drunk
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:48 pm to BowlJackson
You starve your mascot
We skull drag your football team
The new Death Valley
We skull drag your football team
The new Death Valley
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:52 pm to Bullygrowl
Carl Lawson lays down the smack
Like Petrino's Harley
With a bitch on his back
Like Petrino's Harley
With a bitch on his back
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:03 pm to BowlJackson
In state rent a win.
But first I have to get drunk
Leaving at halftime.
But first I have to get drunk
Leaving at halftime.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:08 pm to BowlJackson
SEMO is who we play
Thought radio said semen
No Jizz Jars around
Thought radio said semen
No Jizz Jars around
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:23 pm to BowlJackson
The ghey eagle stoops
O’er plowed fields redneck Mordor
Augers in makes hole
O’er plowed fields redneck Mordor
Augers in makes hole
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:32 pm to BowlJackson
Tigers and Cowboys
Are ready to take the field
Tigers win, of course
Are ready to take the field
Tigers win, of course
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