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re: Why Doesn't Alabama Buy an Elephant

Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:53 pm to
Coeds... one of whom was made to wear a patch for adultery a la The Scarlet Letter.

This post was edited on 12/14/11 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41165 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:56 pm to
This thread delivers!
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11453 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

And the divots would be neck-breakers on the field


FIFY
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20562 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:02 pm to
Lacking an appropriate level of literacy to understand Ice Cold's "no flame" post?

Not surprising from someone of your, um, geographical heritage.....
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:03 pm to
Would an elephant + a giant elephant cage fit out the tunnel?
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9942 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:10 pm to
elephants are pack animals, keeping a elephant by itself is considered cruel.

and the last thing we need is PETA causing trouble on campus
This post was edited on 12/14/11 at 9:12 pm
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
7958 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:14 pm to
Would Updyke steal it and trot that bitch down to Auburn & finish off the trees?
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
10250 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:23 pm to
LSU vs BAma
The circus game of the century part 2
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:26 pm to
bama has plenty of live mascots in their fanbase
Posted by Eyothrie
Mobile, AL
Member since Jul 2010
965 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:27 pm to
We could name him Albatross
Posted by Boarford T Justice
I didn't agree, but taking one^^^^^
Member since Jan 2011
1830 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:29 pm to
We've been trying to train multiple Russian boar's for about 10 years. They are the second smartest non-primates on Earth, behind Dolphins, and they're still uncontrollable.

quote:

Elephant



Posted by Crockett
Memphis, TN
Member since Dec 2010
214 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:32 pm to
can you imagine if that thing took a shite on the field?
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:35 pm to
SERIOUSLY!! A real elephant man whatever you got it's some good stuff.
Posted by Boarford T Justice
I didn't agree, but taking one^^^^^
Member since Jan 2011
1830 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

can you imagine if that thing took a shite on the field?


I hadn't thought of this, but
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30431 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:47 pm to
can't believe this wasn't posted on the first page of this thread. Not worth reading past one page as I already know they've been there and done that.

Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37250 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Lacking an appropriate level of literacy to understand Ice Cold's "no flame" post?


Pay no attention to Rex. He's all giddy because tomorrow is the 15th.
Posted by Str8volfan
Member since Jan 2011
593 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:56 pm to
this has been a fine thread.
Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4938 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 9:58 pm to
I think it would be awesome to see an elephant in the stadium..just keep a big gun handy (just in case).
Posted by attheua
Tuscaloosa
Member since Apr 2008
5442 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 10:06 pm to
That girl doesn't look the least bit scared, considering she's sitting on an elephant's head
Posted by Tigerdeck83
Baton Rouge-New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
300 posts
Posted on 12/14/11 at 10:11 pm to
They should just get a wave pool. And dye the water crimson.


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