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Why does LSU talk so much shite about Alabama?
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:18 am
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:18 am
Honest question……
I mean, if the team I rooted for had won three times to an annual opponent at Home (Bryant-Denny West) since 1968, got shutout in a natty, averaged 1.1 win per decade over the past 26 years, then lost to the new coach 42-6 in his first year, and this new coach went to Atlanta for SECCG, Playoffs and to Rose Bowl in Year 2, while beating my team my a combined 66-19 score…..how in the world can you seriously post ANYTHING about the team that’s been HUMILIATING your program since the Civil War wrapped up?
In all seriousness, I do feel sympathy for you older fans that suffered under Bryant for 30 years then Saban for 20 more
They literally call Bama fans “broken” bc they only made it to Atlanta and won Playoff game last year…..what level of broken we talking?
This broken?
21-0 level broken?
(Sorry I know gloating about anyone’s death is unsavory, but especially the death of an entire fanbase)
RIP
I legitimately saw SEVERAL full grown “men” weeping like a newborn when the above occurred……blew my mind. As much as I dislike LSU, I still can’t shake the human feeling of sympathy toward someone or something that you’ve seen abused, humiliated and embarrassed for so long that the PTSD has turned to apathy.
Stingley level brokenness??
Coach DeBoer 42-6 beatdown in his inaugural visit to Tiger Stadium on the way to clinch SECCG/Playoff/Rose Bowl ticket level of brokenness?
Can an educated TIger fan with knowledge of the topic possibly fill me in on what I am missing?
Thanks in advance
I mean, if the team I rooted for had won three times to an annual opponent at Home (Bryant-Denny West) since 1968, got shutout in a natty, averaged 1.1 win per decade over the past 26 years, then lost to the new coach 42-6 in his first year, and this new coach went to Atlanta for SECCG, Playoffs and to Rose Bowl in Year 2, while beating my team my a combined 66-19 score…..how in the world can you seriously post ANYTHING about the team that’s been HUMILIATING your program since the Civil War wrapped up?
In all seriousness, I do feel sympathy for you older fans that suffered under Bryant for 30 years then Saban for 20 more
They literally call Bama fans “broken” bc they only made it to Atlanta and won Playoff game last year…..what level of broken we talking?
This broken?
21-0 level broken?
(Sorry I know gloating about anyone’s death is unsavory, but especially the death of an entire fanbase)
RIP
I legitimately saw SEVERAL full grown “men” weeping like a newborn when the above occurred……blew my mind. As much as I dislike LSU, I still can’t shake the human feeling of sympathy toward someone or something that you’ve seen abused, humiliated and embarrassed for so long that the PTSD has turned to apathy.
Stingley level brokenness??
Coach DeBoer 42-6 beatdown in his inaugural visit to Tiger Stadium on the way to clinch SECCG/Playoff/Rose Bowl ticket level of brokenness?
Can an educated TIger fan with knowledge of the topic possibly fill me in on what I am missing?
Thanks in advance
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 10:32 am
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:53 am to Cover1Key
Great observations. Unfortunately, you are appealing to the common sense of LSU fans, which they severely lack due to cultural isolation and feelings of inferiority that are bred deep into their surprisingly brittle bones and feelings.
I can pretty much wrap up their responses for you, to save us all a lot of time.
1. 'Dis LSU board, whatchu doing here?
2. Melt
3. Jealous
4. STTDB
5. We cummin'
6. Rent free
7. TLDR
8. Alter
9. Sad
10. Gay
11. Saban loves us
12. Saban told Kiffin to come to LSU/Best job in America!
13. "Your" stupid
14. 2019 Best Team Ever, suck on that.
And on and on. There will not be any logical discussion or even the slightest bit of self-reflection, for a coonass/LSU fan does not do thought. Thinking is what sell-outs do.
I can pretty much wrap up their responses for you, to save us all a lot of time.
1. 'Dis LSU board, whatchu doing here?
2. Melt
3. Jealous
4. STTDB
5. We cummin'
6. Rent free
7. TLDR
8. Alter
9. Sad
10. Gay
11. Saban loves us
12. Saban told Kiffin to come to LSU/Best job in America!
13. "Your" stupid
14. 2019 Best Team Ever, suck on that.
And on and on. There will not be any logical discussion or even the slightest bit of self-reflection, for a coonass/LSU fan does not do thought. Thinking is what sell-outs do.
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 1:59 am
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:11 am to Cover1Key
French ancestry + arse end water from the Mississippi River creates all kinds of problems for the state of Louisiana.
LSU is just the refined feces that the state produces. The most excellent of product from a mountain of shite.
RMFT
LSU is just the refined feces that the state produces. The most excellent of product from a mountain of shite.
RMFT
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:22 am to TidePod
quote:Translated into English. Correct
This is an LSU board. What are you doing here?
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 2:25 am
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:31 am to GreenieTiger
quote:
Translated into English. Correct
Hosted by Tigerdroppings.com, secrant.com was created by a dude named Chicken, as a separate domain due to mighty LSU Tiger fans getting their pussies hurt on Tigerant by BAMA fans.
None of this will change your abysmal record in Red Stick against the TIDE, whether it a be day or night kickoff.
These are facts. Suck it, tiger bitch.
RMFT
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:50 am to Cover1Key
This won't be received well but thank you for posting it anyway.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:57 am to Rip N Lip
quote:Gumps
Hosted by Tigerdroppings.com, secrant.com was created by a dude named Chicken
Chicken thanks you for your patronage of his LSU site.
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 3:00 am
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:25 am to Cover1Key
They hate us because they want to BE us
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:30 am to Cover1Key
quote:
legitimately saw SEVERAL full grown “men” weeping like a newborn when the above occurred
Bama fans post about LSU on here 10x more than they do about
Auburn and UT combined. Then they act shocked and offended when LSU fans have the audacity to respond or make a thread of their own.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:57 am to Cover1Key
You’re right. I can’t dispute much of what you said. The only thing I can say is thank God it’s in the past. I know in the new age of NIL our future looks a whole hell of a lot better than y’all’s! Get used to watching old highlights on YouTube of Alabama winning. It won’t be happening much in the future. 
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:00 am to Pastor Mike
That might have been the case in the past and that’s still pushing it. It’s definitely not the case anymore. Why would we want to trade places with you poors? Money is the name of the game now and yall don’t really have that much of it.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 6:51 am to Cover1Key
Not being able to beat BAMA for three decades in Bryant-Denny West (70's, 80's and 90's) really warped them.
It is a sad sight.
It is a sad sight.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:15 am to Cover1Key
LSU will beat bama in 2026.
Every single one of you know it.
Every single one of you know it.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:18 am to pgaddxn
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:19 am to LSUtigerNVegas9
quote:
new age of NIL
Friendly reminder that in this new age of NIL the following teams have more playoff appearances than LSU:
James Madison
SMU
Tulane......
Truly the "salad days" for you figs.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:22 am to pgaddxn
quote:
LSU will beat bama in 2026.
Every single one of you know it.
Which LSU poster is going to melt the hardest when they lose to Bama in Death Valley yet again this year after bankrupting their athletic department and bringing in their supposed savior as coach to try and ensure they win? There are quite a few contenders.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:26 am to TheTideMustRoll
quote:
Which LSU poster is going to melt the hardest when they lose to Bama in Death Valley yet again
Probably the racist one. I'd say William Taylor but we won't see him again until Alabama loses.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:28 am to Chris ALL Capps
quote:
I'd say William Taylor but we won't see him again until Alabama loses.
His melts on the Tiger Rant last year were pretty choice.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:30 am to Night Vision
2027 also
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:31 am to Lucado
quote:
Bama fans post about LSU on here 10x more than they do about Auburn and UT combined
When I go fishing in a farm pond I don’t fish for blue marlin. And when I go 100 miles into the gulf I don’t fish for bream.
Auburn fans have become very sparse. UT fans, outside a couple, are generally fairly level headed and cautious on taking the bait.
LSU fans however are behind ever lily pad and every stick of marsh grass and they will maul anything you throw in front of them, sometimes they are so stupid they will bite a bare hook.
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