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Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:34 am to TheTideMustRoll
After we win you’ll disappear like Keyser Soze.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:34 am to Pastor Mike
[quote]posted by Pastor Mike[ at 3:25 A.M./quote]
Up to try a little trolling at Satan's hour? I feel witnessed to.
Up to try a little trolling at Satan's hour? I feel witnessed to.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:38 am to captdalton
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Auburn fans have become very sparse
Auburn fans are in the full-on, "We don't really care that much about football, we are more interested in higher pursuits," mode that they retreat to as a defensive measure whenever they suck. They have been there for years now. Makes them less fun to frick with.
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UT fans, outside a couple, are generally fairly level headed and cautious on taking the bait.
15 in a row actually permanently damaged the Tennessee fanbase. They just don't care as much as they used to. Serves them right, frick them.
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LSU fans however are behind ever lily pad and every stick of marsh grass and they will maul anything you throw in front of them, sometimes they are so stupid they will bite a bare hook.
This is truth.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:40 am to Cover1Key
Crazy thing is that even when Dick Saban was the coach of LSU, he still got shut out 0-31 to Bama in Death Valley
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:40 am to pgaddxn
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pgaddxn
This fellow has entered his name in the "biggest melter after LSU's inevitable loss to Bama" competition. Strong contender too!
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:44 am to VFL67
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Crazy thing is that even when Dick Saban was the coach of LSU, he still got shut out 0-31 to Bama in Death Valley
... and Fraudchonie punked him at midfield after the game.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:47 am to Cover1Key
Most reasonable fans will admit it’s just butthurt about Saban building a dynasty at Alabama. Could’ve been us.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:47 am to TheTideMustRoll
You poor thing. You’re panicking already. The game isn’t for a few months buddy. Try to breathe.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:50 am to captdalton
If your sole ambition in life is to troll LSU fans on a message board, then by all means continue. I hope it gives you the joy and contentment you seek.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:51 am to wadewilson
Apparently Satan took your ability to quote away from you.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:54 am to Lucado
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If your sole ambition in life is to troll LSU fans on a message board, then by all means continue. I hope it gives you the joy and contentment you seek.
Thanks! It is not my sole ambition, but it certainly brings joy.
Wait until you find out what the main purpose of this board is.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:58 am to Cover1Key
Ever met a girl who would've been the prettiest, smartest, and most popular girl in her class if it wasn't for that one other girl?
You know, the kind of girl who was homecoming queen runner-up, class vice-president, and salutatorian, all because that other girl was was queen, president, and valedictorian, and now she spends an unhealthy amount of time in her adult life Facebook stalking and spreading bitchy gossip about the girl who always outshined her?
If you have, then you've met someone with the same personality as a disturbingly large percentage of online LSU fans.
You know, the kind of girl who was homecoming queen runner-up, class vice-president, and salutatorian, all because that other girl was was queen, president, and valedictorian, and now she spends an unhealthy amount of time in her adult life Facebook stalking and spreading bitchy gossip about the girl who always outshined her?
If you have, then you've met someone with the same personality as a disturbingly large percentage of online LSU fans.
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Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:13 am to TidePod
Seriously, you NAILED IT. That’s exactly the responses I’ve heard.
I’m trying to objectively understand and I find it intriguing to a degree….like who picks on the school bully and continues to get their a*** beat at recess everyday type deal….like wouldn’t you just kind of stay quiet after awhile or maybe even avoid that individual at all cost if yo couldn’t get the school to intervene for you?
I wish some Psych major could do a dissertation on the subject….it would make for a fascinating read imo
I’m trying to objectively understand and I find it intriguing to a degree….like who picks on the school bully and continues to get their a*** beat at recess everyday type deal….like wouldn’t you just kind of stay quiet after awhile or maybe even avoid that individual at all cost if yo couldn’t get the school to intervene for you?
I wish some Psych major could do a dissertation on the subject….it would make for a fascinating read imo
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:16 am to GreenieTiger
I thought LSU had “Tigershittings” or whatever that eventually led to the spawning of the “SECrant”. Is that correct or am I posting on the LSU thing?
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:17 am to LSUtigerNVegas9
How’s this “new era” worked out for you so far…..
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:24 am to Cover1Key
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I thought LSU had “Tigershittings” or whatever that eventually led to the spawning of the “SECrant”. Is that correct or am I posting on the LSU thing?
This board was created specifically because Alabama fans wouldn't stay off our team board trying to troll LSU fans when you hired Saban. No one could start a thread without Alabama fans vomiting all over it. That is literally this place's purpose. So, pardon us if no one gives a shite if you're offended by a handful of LSU fans trolling Bama on here.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:30 am to pgaddxn
I agree, and I’ve been waiting for quite awhile now so maybe it will actually happen in real life, on a field, and in the sport of football.
All joking aside, like it’s BS I pay $300 for a ticket and another $100 on a couple beers and a hotdog, and yet I only get to experience “the greatest atmosphere in all of sports” and “the Sun setting in the Western sky and it’s now Saturday NIGHT in Death Valley”……and I feel cheated.
I don’t expect a refund or entitled to anything, but seriously though, I paid to watch a game that last for TWO Halfs and without fail by the end of the first one, the stadium looks like a Bama Spring game where the only fans left in the stadium are wearing Crimson and I’m watching the backups play…..2012 did give me my moneys worth though I will admit.
All joking aside, like it’s BS I pay $300 for a ticket and another $100 on a couple beers and a hotdog, and yet I only get to experience “the greatest atmosphere in all of sports” and “the Sun setting in the Western sky and it’s now Saturday NIGHT in Death Valley”……and I feel cheated.
I don’t expect a refund or entitled to anything, but seriously though, I paid to watch a game that last for TWO Halfs and without fail by the end of the first one, the stadium looks like a Bama Spring game where the only fans left in the stadium are wearing Crimson and I’m watching the backups play…..2012 did give me my moneys worth though I will admit.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:48 am to captdalton
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:50 am to pgaddxn
You still just don’t get it. The exact “trash talking” whatever tf you’re attempting to do about Bama fans “fearing” an LSU loss is literally the reason I started this thread in search of an ANSWER…..instead you are in real-time doing the exact thing I’m trying (sincerely) to understand.
Btw, there’s no need for you or me or any other fan to feel “fear” or “anxiety”, you know what I mean? Like we aren’t out there on the field…..it’s not like you have to deal with this:
You know what I mean? Just try to enjoy it and I’m glad you guys got to experience 2019 and what Bama fans take for granted.
Btw, there’s no need for you or me or any other fan to feel “fear” or “anxiety”, you know what I mean? Like we aren’t out there on the field…..it’s not like you have to deal with this:
You know what I mean? Just try to enjoy it and I’m glad you guys got to experience 2019 and what Bama fans take for granted.
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