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Why Are the Cajuns Wasting Computing Power On This ?

Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:17 pm
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3877 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:17 pm
And look, I'm kinda' worried. Troy and PIckles are out there, somewhere, running that Jon Boat. And her arse is hauling up those gators. Thank Gawd she at least wears gloves.

Why are you not computing currents and feeding patterns and shite that would otherwise make sure Troy doesn't have to do something awful to PIckles just to survive and get the Hell out of the Sink Hole ?

There are bigger forces at play than using "Math" and some shite somebody in Acadia punched in on that old Atari 800 to justify how Lane didn't lose. And how Lane isn't doing Hot Yoga with your sister. Or mom. Or both.
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
6155 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:19 pm to
WTF are you smoking?

Eta: I understand that you guys won a few games this year so far, including beating us. I was actually pulling for you guys this year, being that you've not won shite in football before lately (like an SEC title at least). But Kentucky fans on here ruined it for me. Win a title and then talk shite. In the meantime, kindly STFU
This post was edited on 10/27/26 at 7:33 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
20192 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:25 pm to
Crack? Meth? What we dealing with here?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
52624 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:25 pm to
I think Lane broke Kentucky fans by losing to Kentucky. Ever since that game, their fans have lost their minds. I know shite talking football season is new to them so I cut them some slack but man, yall are just not that good at it. Good luck the rest of the season, though. If LSU can’t have success this year, I’d want it for yall. There are a couple more games yall have to get through first before that happens though.

Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3877 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:27 pm to
I just wrote up a Computer Model. Seriously.

It says "LSU lost in Lexington". 100%.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6644 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:30 pm to
Upvoted.

Damn I love the RANT.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5551 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32495 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:40 pm to
LSU can thank that idiot MilkJug’s “model” for stirring up shite threads like this. Is there seriously nothing LSU posters can do to curb the Jug?
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3877 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:44 pm to
I just worry about Pickles. And Troy. And especially if Pickles says something that rhymes with "Kentucky" or "Lexington" while Troy is saying "Chute 'Em Pickles".

Such as "Troy, Kentucky beat LSU in Lexington". Those boats are so shallow. And Troy has that gun. And poor Pickles is busy trying to hold that damn line on that gator.

I worry.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4479 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:45 pm to
Holy shite!
This is so off the rails I upvoted.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76717 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Win a title and then talk shite. In the meantime, kindly STFU


Is this even considered shitetalking? It seems like a really awkward attempt at comedy.
This post was edited on 10/27/26 at 7:47 pm
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42414 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:48 pm to
Everyone wants to have that MercerBears mystique, but come NOWHERE near it.


Get an alter, have mommy send you back to Komedy Kamp, then try again.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
28354 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Why Are the Cajuns Wasting Computing Power On This ?


What’s ULL doing that has your panties in a wad?
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5551 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by TDCat
Louisville
Member since Oct 2013
2060 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

curb the Jug


I'd buy that shirt.
Posted by HoorahHoorahMizzou
Knob Noster, Mizzou
Member since Oct 2025
204 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 7:58 pm to
Kentucky fans on here are fricking stupid. I’m ready for them to lose a few games.

LSU would probably beat them by 20 if they played again.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
29325 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 8:13 pm to
Pickles would kick your arse, boy.
Posted by theballguy
My alter account
Member since Oct 2011
45106 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 8:14 pm to
I think Bama sucks this year but I'd still rank them a few spots ahead of Kentucky.
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
6155 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Is this even considered shitetalking? It seems like a really awkward attempt at comedy.


Neither. It's just a damn post. Geez....
Posted by BornAndRaised_LA
Springfield, VA
Member since Oct 2018
6987 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 8:27 pm to
There is nothing worse than a bad attempt at humor.
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