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re: Why are Alabama fans so overweight?

Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:16 pm to
I’m 6’2” 195lbs.

How fat are you Porky?
Posted by mbogo
Member since Oct 2012
2543 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

I always love it when fans of one school in a state make fun of the demographics of fans of another school in the same state



It's a coping mechanism for emotionally invested fans who struggle with the success of a more successful rival.
Posted by MindRiot
Member since Sep 2014
370 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:19 pm to
@jawjatiger. So the point of this post is to say, with out all those fat Alabama fans, you'd be able to buy your wranglers and cheap discounted shite in peace?
Posted by TarnishedWisdom90
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2018
1220 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:20 pm to
Who you calling porky... porky


6'1 195 actually tho
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Why are Alabama fans so overweight?

You need to take the shite to Saban. He needs some help finding some negativity these days.

Thanks.
Posted by jawjaTiger
Brunswick, GA
Member since Aug 2018
1565 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:22 pm to
I agree with the "struggle" argument, but a healthy weight is a healthy weight.

A BMI exists for a reason.

Stop getting on those carts at Walmart and walk.

No one likes a lazy fat arse.
Posted by TarnishedWisdom90
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2018
1220 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:25 pm to
Fat chicks need love too tho... except they gotta pay
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:26 pm to
LOL, jawja’s upvoting his own posts as fast as he can.
Posted by TarnishedWisdom90
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2018
1220 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

I’m 6’2” 195lbs. 

How fat are you Porky?


Hey! Leave arky out of this... they already have enough issues as it is
Posted by jawjaTiger
Brunswick, GA
Member since Aug 2018
1565 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:32 pm to
No one in my family is obese.

My Grandparents served in WWII and had two more generations of non-obese offspring.

This is a "fat" issue, I assure you.

Eat all you want, but 80 pounds is 80 pounds.

You are begging for health problems. And Alabama fans are proud of this somehow.
Posted by BamaAlum02
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2005
1010 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Stop getting on those carts at Walmart and walk.


You think Walmart is bad, take your kids to Disney World and look at all the scooters there. Disgusting.
Posted by Inthecards
Member since Aug 2018
775 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:54 pm to
That's really rich coming from Auburn. I've been to games at Jordan Hare and I saw a lot of fat fukers. And the talent there is pitiful.
Posted by jawjaTiger
Brunswick, GA
Member since Aug 2018
1565 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:57 pm to
I agree.

I have zero problems with people who have documented "weight issues".

But, don't slow my shopping experience down because you can't fit your ice-cream and Alabama-themed T-Shirts in your buggy instead of more healthier options.

Roll Tide!



Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22091 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:00 pm to
The fattest guy I know is an Auburn fan.
Posted by jawjaTiger
Brunswick, GA
Member since Aug 2018
1565 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:02 pm to
Salads are your friend.

Get to know it.

Yummy.
Posted by jawjaTiger
Brunswick, GA
Member since Aug 2018
1565 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:07 pm to
"fukers"

Lovely word.

Probably never went to Auburn, did you?
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

more healthier
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17585 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Food stamps and no jobs will do that to people.


So you're one fatass poor person.
Posted by VaVetJohnny
Member since Jun 2018
170 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:16 pm to
Dude, why so butt hurt? Lol, why do you even care? If someone is fat and they don't do anything about it, then it's on them. We all are creatures of habit, so we do what has been comfortable for years.

We also just do what makes us happy. For some it's eating fatty cakes, cookies and pies. Lol, so what? For others(like me) it's exercising and working out now and then. I also like to eat junk food though, but we all do. Now, the fat people your speaking of.....they are comfortable in their skin. I bet some of them couldn't give a shite about what people think of them.

If they can hold their head high walking around with some weight, but still be happy with who they are....lol the hell does it matter? I mean being a Tide fan, I bet they are so happy with the way their team is playing I bet they could care less about what they look Like.

Just do what makes you happy and keep moving along.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 6:18 pm to
You wrote a couple paragraphs just to sound like a retard? Keep it up.
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