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Why are Alabama fans so overweight?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:34 pm
I dont mean by like 5 or 10 pounds. That is easily correctable.
Why are they like 80+ pounds overweight every time you see them in public?
And, why do they always wear over-stretched "Alabama T-shirts" to hide their fat issues?
I fear going to Walmart because I can't navigate that store any longer due to the "weight issues."
Also, don't take one of those electric carts just because you are fat. Those are meant for old people with real health problems...and you know that.
Why are they like 80+ pounds overweight every time you see them in public?
And, why do they always wear over-stretched "Alabama T-shirts" to hide their fat issues?
I fear going to Walmart because I can't navigate that store any longer due to the "weight issues."
Also, don't take one of those electric carts just because you are fat. Those are meant for old people with real health problems...and you know that.
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Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:35 pm to jawjaTiger
Inbreeding is a terrible thing.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:36 pm to jawjaTiger
Strange post
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:36 pm to jawjaTiger
Why do auburn fans eat lizards?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:38 pm to jawjaTiger
It’s a Bama thing. Auburn fans would be overweight if they weren’t poor
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:39 pm to CapstoneGrad06
I think it’s due to them being poor and having a high starch diet.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:40 pm to jawjaTiger
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Why are they like 80+ pounds overweight every time you see them in public? And, why do they always wear over-stretched "Alabama T-shirts" to hide their fat issues?
When you do all your shopping at Walmart, you’re only going to see Walmart people.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:42 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Maybe invest in a gym instead of those T-Shirts and you would actually benefit your fat fanbase.
Ever thought about that?
Fat stink is real. Nobody likes that.
Ever thought about that?
Fat stink is real. Nobody likes that.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:43 pm to jawjaTiger
Next time you go to one of your cow college games in lee County then please take the time to look around Shug. Do all the barn grads work at the Golden Corral?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:44 pm to jawjaTiger
They cancelled the running of the gumps. It was the only thing they trained for.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:45 pm to jawjaTiger
Why do all the attractive female Auburn fans end up with Alabama fans?
Just some of those great mysteries in life, I suppose.
Just some of those great mysteries in life, I suppose.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:46 pm to jawjaTiger
A Walmart shopping Brunswick "Jawja" Auburn fan, and he's mocking another redneck's weight.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:47 pm to jawjaTiger
Good question.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:48 pm to jawjaTiger
Well they're team is so relevant that they feel they don't have to be. Imagine if you could choose one or the other. Would you want your team to be relevant or yourself?
Think about it......Your a Tide fan and you show up to the Stadium and walk up to the concession stands and buy everything fried. Walk to the seats and start clogging your arteries. The guy next to you whom is a rival fan is the total opposite. This guy is shredded, but he's football team isn't really irrelevant. So being a fat Tide fan at that moment doesn't feel so bad as you slowing crawl towards obesity.
Then the game ends with the Tide embarrassing the rival's team. So fatty is laughing at rival buff guy. Fortunately for the rival buff guy(even though he's team loss) life goes on and he goes home with another one night stand most likely.
Think about it......Your a Tide fan and you show up to the Stadium and walk up to the concession stands and buy everything fried. Walk to the seats and start clogging your arteries. The guy next to you whom is a rival fan is the total opposite. This guy is shredded, but he's football team isn't really irrelevant. So being a fat Tide fan at that moment doesn't feel so bad as you slowing crawl towards obesity.
Then the game ends with the Tide embarrassing the rival's team. So fatty is laughing at rival buff guy. Fortunately for the rival buff guy(even though he's team loss) life goes on and he goes home with another one night stand most likely.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:49 pm to JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
"Next time" I go to Walmart, I don't want to be plowed down by a fat woman with a Alabama T-Shirt while trying to get some shampoo.
I tried to make room, but 80 pounds of fat made consider other options.
How do you guys live with that fat?
I tried to make room, but 80 pounds of fat made consider other options.
How do you guys live with that fat?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:50 pm to jawjaTiger
One SEC fanbase calling another SEC fanbase fat....that is chutzpah
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:50 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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Why do auburn fans eat lizards?
Lol wut
Edit: just saw the pic of the fat cow eating a lizard. Holy shite lol
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:51 pm to jawjaTiger
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I dont mean by like 5 or 10 pounds. That is easily correctable. Why are they like 80+ pounds overweight every time you see them in public? And, why do they always wear over-stretched "Alabama T-shirts" to hide their fat issues? I fear going to Walmart because I can't navigate that store any longer due to the "weight issues." Also, don't take one of those electric carts just because you are fat. Those are meant for old people with real health problems...and you know that.
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Hey man .............. your momma ...
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:53 pm to Jebeco
quote:Refers to the photos I posted a few posts up; extraordinarily fat Auburn woman eats a live lizard and chases it with a big swig of Mountain Dew or something.
Lol wut
But that's ok. Auburn fans aren't fat and disgusting.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:53 pm to jawjaTiger
Food stamps and no jobs will do that to people.
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