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re: Who rips the worst farts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:42 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:42 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Leach after eating a dozen pickled eggs and downing a 6 pack of PBR
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:43 pm to starkvingrad
Heupel’s probably smell the worst but you know Leach would rip a loud one in the middle of a press conference or team meeting and just not give a shite. Look at that grin.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:44 pm to SCgamecock2988
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Heupel
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:47 pm to red sox fan 13
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Heupel’s probably smell the worst but you know Leach would rip a loud one in the middle of a press conference and provide a 35 minute intriguing lecture on processes of gestation and flatulence with verified references to its benefits and cultural acceptances in certain areas around the world. All of it wrapped up in an analogy for team play.
Fify
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:47 pm to starkvingrad
Trick question.
The answer is:
The answer is:
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:49 pm to starkvingrad
Leach and Heupel look like they're in the process of ripping them high and tight in those photos, honestly.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:50 pm to Shamoan
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Shamoan
Posted on 12/3/21 at 7:58 pm to BigOrangeLoyalist
Not seeing anything to argue with there. Solid "arse"essment.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:09 pm to starkvingrad
Gotta be O. He eats Cajun food mostly.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:18 pm to BigOrangeLoyalist
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I’m going with Pittman here. I like the guy, but I imagine he’s got perma-swamp arse mixed with BBQ.
Leach probably has some odd smelling shite going on. “Creamy spinach with a lemon zest,” type. Probably tastes the air when he lets one rip.
Stoops seems like a beer, burgers, and brats guy. Just a classic grade A American fart.
Heupel probably has some burners. Same with O… except O’s would have that Cajun kick. Jambalaya mixed with red beans and feces. But yeah, going with Pittman.
Good topic, really thought provoking.
well done
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:21 pm to starkvingrad
Mark Stoops looks like the one high school teacher or coach who got irrationally upset when someone farted in class.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:26 pm to starkvingrad
My little bulldog
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:36 pm to starkvingrad
Pittman is physically incapable of farting….it’s a shart 100% of the time.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:36 pm to Shamoan
Nah Drink has those weak little squeakers.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:39 pm to starkvingrad
Man, those pics don’t paint these guys in a positive light. Pittman needs a mansier, and Heupel has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:42 pm to starkvingrad
Orgeron bc alcoholics have awful farts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:43 pm to starkvingrad
Not pictured, but I fully expect Saban to be the type to rip arse mid sentence or mid stride and not pause or blink about it. Silent and deadly, but never acknowledged.
I wonder if Fisher has been in Aggieland long enough for his farts to smell like semen?
And bowl cut… probably refers to them as “poots” and “toots.”
I wonder if Fisher has been in Aggieland long enough for his farts to smell like semen?
And bowl cut… probably refers to them as “poots” and “toots.”
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:50 pm to SCgamecock2988
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O is a copout answer.
How’s that a cop out answer?
Posted on 12/3/21 at 8:51 pm to TiderNAL
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Mark Stoops looks like the one high school teacher or coach who got irrationally upset when someone farted in class.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:04 pm to starkvingrad
Heupel looks like his barn burners could change local weather patterns .... 
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