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re: Who rips the worst farts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:09 pm to starkvingrad
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:09 pm to starkvingrad
O by a long shot
Crawfish gas is some rank shite
Crawfish gas is some rank shite
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:22 pm to starkvingrad
He who smelt it delt it. That means all you nasty baked beans-eating rednecks. You probably ripped one so bad at birth you drove the doctor out of the room.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:40 pm to morriscat2
morriscat2:
Baked beans are delicious you idiot. Go crawl back in your hole, morescatpoo
Baked beans are delicious you idiot. Go crawl back in your hole, morescatpoo
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:42 pm to starkvingrad
Going with Big Josh. He looks like he eats a lot of sauerkraut on his hotdogs
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:44 pm to starkvingrad
That picture is old for Pittman. Dudes lost 100 pounds since he’s been the HC here
It’s impossible not to notice how much he’s transformed his body. The tits will be hard to get rid of without surgery since they had been there for so long hahahaha
It’s impossible not to notice how much he’s transformed his body. The tits will be hard to get rid of without surgery since they had been there for so long hahahaha
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:47 pm to starkvingrad
Heupel
Posted on 12/3/21 at 9:49 pm to LouisvilleKat
Josh looks like the type of guy that rips one while giving a testimony in church every few months while at the pulpit and then jokes goofily about it during his testimony. Like the people in know him as farting Josh. They treat him like he is on the spectrum and is a nice devoted Christian, but often keep a few feet distance. He is also leads the prayers at church dinners and often farts during those too.
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:09 pm to starkvingrad
Stoops looks like a sneaky ripper!
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:21 pm to dbeck
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Ed O looks like he wipes in a hurry.
He wipes?
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:34 pm to WestRockyTop
I agree. And I ain’t knocking pickled eggs. Good stuff. Just have to be careful with the intake.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:36 pm to Golfer1
You do understand weight has zero to do with gas? Pittman looks like he clears a path. And I saw him on the sidelines this year. Those man boobs are really hitting Ms America level at this point. Don’t worry we got rid of Matt Luke. Serious man boobs.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:45 pm to morriscat2
Spoken like a true Vanderbilt
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:47 pm to starkvingrad
O, not even close. Cracklin farts.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:48 pm to FittySeven
He couldn't even spell "dealt"
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:51 pm to starkvingrad
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:54 pm to starkvingrad
Heupel just looks like a nasty motherfricker. I’m going with him
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:58 pm to Stripper Monkey
Why thank you
I say we should do an SECRant poll
I say we should do an SECRant poll
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:09 am to starkvingrad
Ed o and Sam Pittman would do and it would be hilarious.
Mike leach would do it and act like nothing happened, you wouldn’t know to laugh or not say anything.
Stoops excused himself to the bathroom to fart.
Josh Heupel does it and it just absolutely disgusts you. You don’t want to smell it or get close to it, not because it stinks but because of where it came from
Mike leach would do it and act like nothing happened, you wouldn’t know to laugh or not say anything.
Stoops excused himself to the bathroom to fart.
Josh Heupel does it and it just absolutely disgusts you. You don’t want to smell it or get close to it, not because it stinks but because of where it came from
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:09 am to starkvingrad
Bonus
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:10 am to starkvingrad
What is up with Arkansas and all these fat, disgusting coaches?
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