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Who can come up with the best metaphor for the Tennessee football program?
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:45 pm
I came up with a couple...
A train pulling flat cars full of flaming dumpsters that has lost its brakes and is headed towards an asylum full of AIDS-ridden zombies.
Or
A toxic dump full of hypodermic needles. Nobody wants to go in there and clean that shite up.
(I'll admit I made myself giggle with the second one.)
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnd...... go.
A train pulling flat cars full of flaming dumpsters that has lost its brakes and is headed towards an asylum full of AIDS-ridden zombies.
Or
A toxic dump full of hypodermic needles. Nobody wants to go in there and clean that shite up.
(I'll admit I made myself giggle with the second one.)
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnd...... go.
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:47 pm to Slippy
Your mom
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:50 pm to Slippy
frick your thread
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:51 pm to Slippy
This thread
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:51 pm to Slippy
Clay MUHfrickIN Travis 
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:51 pm to Slippy
A lesson for the Tennessee administraton.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:52 pm to Slippy
Whoever the coach ends up being, he knows it'll be a Rocky Stop in his career
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:06 pm to Slippy
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:08 pm to Vols&Shaft83
My eyes!
Is there such a thing as type 27 diabetes?
Is there such a thing as type 27 diabetes?
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:12 pm to Slippy
Tennessee football is political theatre. Wealthy power brokers jockey for more power. Peons scream and scrabble in support of whichever kingmaker or pundit claims to serve their particular interests, while understanding practically nothing that's being said or done.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:15 pm to Slippy
quote:
ll admit I made myself giggle with the second one.)
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
There once was a coach named Lyle.
His team played like a stinking pile.
Got paid off,
And then made off,
Taking any reason for the fans to smile.
Oh, wait....
His team played like a stinking pile.
Got paid off,
And then made off,
Taking any reason for the fans to smile.
Oh, wait....
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