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re: Deuce Starting

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/23/25 at 6:50 am to jangalang
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Once they prove they belong then I'll relent.


Well how bout not shitting on the kids along the way. You’re backtracking is fricking hilarious “I’m not being negative, I just want to see it first” - No you’re a fricking retarded masochist and unfortunately we can’t mute your bullshite
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re: Deuce Starting

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/20/25 at 7:36 pm to bluedragon
He hasn’t had an opportunity to do anything yet.

Why can’t yall just be excited about the opportunity? If he sucks he sucks, if he balls he ballls. Why question it before it happens?
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re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/18/25 at 4:04 pm to IAmNERD
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to RockyMtnTigerWDE


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Imagine having a romantic attachment to a troll account on Twitter




I'd say their attachment is even closer than just romantic.
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re: Freeze fired official/coaching search thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/11/25 at 9:04 pm to makersmark1
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I’m blessed to be connected to several key people who trust me with information that I can’t disclose until the right time.


LOL. Ok then why say anything at all?
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re: Auburn vs Vandy Game Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/8/25 at 7:26 pm to jangalang
CHAPLIN SUCKS

Had to get that out of my system. WTF he’s cost us so much in important times this year.

Daniels - a god damn warrior. That was the best (but not a high bar) QB play we’ve seen.

Cam - can we please just pay him $4mm. My heart can’t take seeing him at Bama or thUGA next year
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re: Auburn vs Vandy Game Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/8/25 at 7:05 pm to AUFiend
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frick Pavia


I wanted this game to frick that lil bitch more than anything.
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re: Auburn vs Vandy Game Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/8/25 at 7:03 pm to Jmcc64
I’m sick of these losses
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re: Auburn vs Vandy Game Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/8/25 at 5:52 pm to The_SwAUggford
Only in Auburn - our “offensive” head coach can’t do shite. Defense is amazing. We fire him. Next game, our offense is incredible and the defensive coach can’t stop shite.

Someone make it make sense
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re: Coaching Trees Matter

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/4/25 at 3:58 pm to RandySavage
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What about buster Faulkner


I would absolutely keep Durkin, if we could bring in Faulkner as the OC.
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re: WHEN I SPEAK YALL LISTEN

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/1/25 at 9:34 pm to Scoper
I hate you
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Burn it to the ground

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 11/1/25 at 9:28 pm
If freeze ain’t gone by midnight, then we are absolutely in the cellars foreve
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re: Should make a bowl game now

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/25/25 at 3:42 pm to IAmNERD
All the losses we’ve had this year, the play in those games beats Kentucky. You guys are just miserable.

Again, a 6 win, bowl game season is terrible for our standards. It’s been exhausting but I would like to at least see our players get that chance.
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Should make a bowl game now

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/25/25 at 3:20 pm
I know that’s not enough, and we reamed Hugh about ‘just winning a bowl game’. It’s not the AU standard, and Freeze should be absolutely gone.

With that said, I want these players to get to a bowl with all they’ve been through.
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re: Auburn(+3.5) @ Arkansas predictions

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/25/25 at 3:13 pm to SouthEasternKaiju
Lotta bad predictions in here. We are certainly not back, but this thread shows just how defeated our fans are
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re: Never thought of curses

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/19/25 at 9:53 am to Rhymenoceros
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Spare me dude


Half these guys would be on the field for UGA and Bama. I understand coaching is a problem, but I’ve never seen a situation where every single part of the program fricks something up at the most gloriously bad time.

Like I’m to the point there has got to be some sort of point shaving going on. Every single week some one else raises their hand and says ‘I’m gonna be the nutsack today that completely fricks this thing’
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re: Never thought of curses

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/19/25 at 9:50 am to kung fu kenny
(No Message)
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re: Never thought of curses

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/18/25 at 11:14 pm to Bigbens42
Hugh freeze didn’t miss multi field goals or drop easy passes.

Freeze sucks - but I’ve never seen a collective group of people continually frick up like Auburn in important times like AU haa. It’s fricking mind blowing that this keeps happening. Like less than 4% probabilities
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re: Remaining games

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/18/25 at 11:09 pm to RandySavage
We will lose all on some extraordinary weird shite.
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Never thought of curses

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/18/25 at 11:07 pm
But I’ve never seen anything like this. Like I cannot comprehend this shite.

It’s coaching, it’s players, it’s everything.

We are truly cursed
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re: Football Recruiting Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 10/14/25 at 1:00 pm to IAmNERD
To be fair - our D looks every bit as good as UGAs right now. Offense on the otherhand :wah:

Now will the talent/staff still be here when its time to enroll? Time will tell I guess.
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