
Rhymenoceros
| Favorite team: | Auburn |
| Location: | Atlanta, Georgia |
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| Number of Posts: | 4727 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2012 |
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re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/6/26 at 1:37 pm to kung fu kenny
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That is a large man
Good grief
He was one that we thought we may flip out of HS.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 6:04 pm to TheJones
Was Pettigrew one of the anticipated ‘4’ USF receivers?
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 3:53 pm to AUveritas
The buzz is Boston College for Deuce
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 3:27 pm to AUFiend
Honestly shocked Cain is sticking around, but that’s great news. I think he may be tailor made for this offense
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 9:25 am to Rhymenoceros
So Texas forced out Parker Livingston to make room for Cam.
What great irony would it be for him to come to AU and become an All American
What great irony would it be for him to come to AU and become an All American
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 8:31 am to GoCrazyAuburn
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They got oil money that we don’t have.

re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 10:12 pm to jangalang
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jangalang
Seems like you are a little more tame now. Funny how everyone said to wait until the portal actually opened before freaking out.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 3:24 pm to jvilletiger25
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The kid that wasn’t even the starter at Mercer until the starter got injured? Yeah, ok
I live in Macon, and the Mercer QB won the equivalent of the freshmen heisman and absolutely carved up teams. I’d take him with open arms. He’s gonna be a player somewhere. He was truly like Joe Burrow just lacked the measurables
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 9:19 am to metafour
MOAR
re: Watching the highlights of Pete Golding slapping Kirby directly across the face
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:44 pm to captdalton
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In the new portal era that system isn’t as successful. Now days you need to identify and obtain a star QB and figure out how to make a patchwork roster of experienced players and first year transfers into a cohesive unit in one season. I think that is one reason Indiana is such a juggernaut. While many of the players are transfers, many transferred together from JMU with Cignetti. So even though technically they are transfers, they all have years of experience playing together in the same system.
So - according to your own analysis- Auburn is about to run the state once Brown commits?
Byrum Brown- Cam Newton Lite
7 of the most productive skill players coming with him
Defense largely intact.
Do tell Cap - why will AU suck next year then?
re: Robby Ashford Player of the Game
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:23 pm to HDAU
For the love of jang, can we not go here.
Robby fricking sucked
Robby fricking sucked
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:21 pm to captdalton
No retort?
Enjoy the Indiana dick in your arse and prayers for your dog/wife.
Enjoy the Indiana dick in your arse and prayers for your dog/wife.
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:14 pm to captdalton
You started a thread trying to be cheeky about Auburn QBs, whilst your own is a fricking bloody vagina.
Stop
Stop
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:10 pm to captdalton
Your QB gave up mid game. Id rather have no QB than that pussy
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:06 pm to captdalton
Looks better than Ty Simpson for sure
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 10:16 pm to Beatleaholic
247 has Byrum Brown as committed to Auburn on their portal rankings.
Edit - it may just be predictions but weird they only have it for a couple of guys
Edit - it may just be predictions but weird they only have it for a couple of guys
re: A Possible Way Forward (long post)
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 11:19 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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You want to create apathy in a fanbase? Say that your ceiling is 9 wins. That was the bullshite that was spewed for decades at Ole Miss. And that’s exactly what it is. bullshite. Especially at a place with the resources Auburn has
Pretty sure he’s talking about the short-term and not decades like Ole Miss. Just like your success is very likely to be short term and OM will fall back to its historical place, and probably pretty soon.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:34 pm to AUCom96
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So no QB, receiver corps gutted, defense and line looking thin...
APB out on Cobb?
Alvin just posted a pic of him, Cam and Deuce with a stock rising emoji.
He gone.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:32 pm to jt33
I dont think you are getting it -- why self admit an infraction?
We all speed, but you dont put a sign on top of your car that says "I'm speeding, look at me!". That player could be required to sit a couple of games, by admitting an infraction. You cant even ask someone to walk on.
There's a REASON no one entering the portal as committed yet, although I am sure more than half already know exactly where there going.
Plus -- what would be the reason for announcing now anyway? The coaches and players probably already know who is coming or not. merely appeasing fans for 3 days is not a reason to get a recruiting infraction against a school
We all speed, but you dont put a sign on top of your car that says "I'm speeding, look at me!". That player could be required to sit a couple of games, by admitting an infraction. You cant even ask someone to walk on.
There's a REASON no one entering the portal as committed yet, although I am sure more than half already know exactly where there going.
Plus -- what would be the reason for announcing now anyway? The coaches and players probably already know who is coming or not. merely appeasing fans for 3 days is not a reason to get a recruiting infraction against a school
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:23 pm to jt33
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A player announcing his intent to play for another school is not tampering
Offering a player outside of the portal is the definition of tampering. He cant commit without an offer. Yes, everyone is tampering, but a commitment is just asking for a recruiting infraction.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Stanton on business edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:17 pm to jt33
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Not a rule in the world stopping him from committing and announcing his intent. Just can't sign until Friday.
Umm, yeah there is a rule called tampering. Committing to a team prior to entering an open portal would be telling the world there has been improper communication between a school and a player. Yes, we all know its going on, but its illegal.
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