
Rhymenoceros
| Favorite team: | Auburn |
| Location: | Atlanta, Georgia |
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| Number of Posts: | 4731 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Sometimes life sucks
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 2/21/26 at 11:30 pm to RandySavage
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'll chime in and hope to give you comfort that you're not alone. Not the same situation as you and I'm a few years behind you (coming up mid 40s) but where I'm struggling right now is being stuck yearning for a situation that doesn't exist. I love the ages my kids are at right now and everything with them is a blast but my oldest will be in high school next year and I can feel that time with all of us together slipping away. Because of that I hate going to work everyday, even though it's simple work and affords me a great deal of time off, because it keeps me from doing what I want to be doing which is enjoying our time together. So I keep longing to be able to retire even though it's like 15 years away and when that time comes nothing will be like it is now and presumably (and I guess hopefully lol) my kids will be off doing their own thing and I'll be longing for these days.
Wow - this just hit home very real and hard. I turn 42 tomorrow with 12 and 8 year old boys. On paper I’m in a good place, but Im at a point where I feel like I’m having to choose between my job or my family. I’ll choose my family every time, but the effect on the job will ultimately impact my family. I’m terrified on the speed of life now - months go by in the blink of an eye, and the stress to make it happy for everyone has taken a huge toll on me to where I can’t enjoy it. The great big ironic catcher-22 of life
re: AU vs KY Game Thread: Defibrillator Paddles edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 2/21/26 at 9:13 pm to RandySavage
Wide open clank.
We are panic pressing and don’t have anyone that’s mature and smart to calm us down.
We are panic pressing and don’t have anyone that’s mature and smart to calm us down.
Dylan Cardwell statue campaign
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 2/5/26 at 8:51 pm
No - he doesn’t deserve one on his athletic achievements alone. But with all the portal/nil crap, and now that Dylan has made the NBA when no one thought he would, I really think he should get a statue at Auburn as the quintessential “student-athlete” and ambassador of the university. He could have transferred and done all the stuff, but he stayed loyal to the university that gave him a chance and he loves it. In today’s world, I think it should be celebrated.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/8/26 at 1:20 pm to Fearless and True
But they don’t have to commit or sign by then.
The big issue is getting enrolled in school for spring.
The big issue is getting enrolled in school for spring.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/6/26 at 1:37 pm to kung fu kenny
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That is a large man
Good grief
He was one that we thought we may flip out of HS.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 6:04 pm to TheJones
Was Pettigrew one of the anticipated ‘4’ USF receivers?
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 3:53 pm to AUveritas
The buzz is Boston College for Deuce
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 3:27 pm to AUFiend
Honestly shocked Cain is sticking around, but that’s great news. I think he may be tailor made for this offense
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 9:25 am to Rhymenoceros
So Texas forced out Parker Livingston to make room for Cam.
What great irony would it be for him to come to AU and become an All American
What great irony would it be for him to come to AU and become an All American
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/4/26 at 8:31 am to GoCrazyAuburn
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They got oil money that we don’t have.

re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 10:12 pm to jangalang
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jangalang
Seems like you are a little more tame now. Funny how everyone said to wait until the portal actually opened before freaking out.
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 3:24 pm to jvilletiger25
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The kid that wasn’t even the starter at Mercer until the starter got injured? Yeah, ok
I live in Macon, and the Mercer QB won the equivalent of the freshmen heisman and absolutely carved up teams. I’d take him with open arms. He’s gonna be a player somewhere. He was truly like Joe Burrow just lacked the measurables
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 9:19 am to metafour
MOAR
re: Watching the highlights of Pete Golding slapping Kirby directly across the face
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:44 pm to captdalton
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In the new portal era that system isn’t as successful. Now days you need to identify and obtain a star QB and figure out how to make a patchwork roster of experienced players and first year transfers into a cohesive unit in one season. I think that is one reason Indiana is such a juggernaut. While many of the players are transfers, many transferred together from JMU with Cignetti. So even though technically they are transfers, they all have years of experience playing together in the same system.
So - according to your own analysis- Auburn is about to run the state once Brown commits?
Byrum Brown- Cam Newton Lite
7 of the most productive skill players coming with him
Defense largely intact.
Do tell Cap - why will AU suck next year then?
re: Robby Ashford Player of the Game
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:23 pm to HDAU
For the love of jang, can we not go here.
Robby fricking sucked
Robby fricking sucked
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:21 pm to captdalton
No retort?
Enjoy the Indiana dick in your arse and prayers for your dog/wife.
Enjoy the Indiana dick in your arse and prayers for your dog/wife.
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:14 pm to captdalton
You started a thread trying to be cheeky about Auburn QBs, whilst your own is a fricking bloody vagina.
Stop
Stop
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:10 pm to captdalton
Your QB gave up mid game. Id rather have no QB than that pussy
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:06 pm to captdalton
Looks better than Ty Simpson for sure
re: Portal Extravaganza - Walker/Texas tackle returns! edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 10:16 pm to Beatleaholic
247 has Byrum Brown as committed to Auburn on their portal rankings.
Edit - it may just be predictions but weird they only have it for a couple of guys
Edit - it may just be predictions but weird they only have it for a couple of guys
re: A Possible Way Forward (long post)
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 11:19 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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You want to create apathy in a fanbase? Say that your ceiling is 9 wins. That was the bullshite that was spewed for decades at Ole Miss. And that’s exactly what it is. bullshite. Especially at a place with the resources Auburn has
Pretty sure he’s talking about the short-term and not decades like Ole Miss. Just like your success is very likely to be short term and OM will fall back to its historical place, and probably pretty soon.
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